Register a burner email, sign up for steam and write a review of Firewatch. Some things to include: total game time is less than 5 hours, its basically a walking simulator, and the story is linear with one ending.
TL;DR >firewatch dev hears /ourguy/ Pewdiepie say 'nigger' while playing PUBG >threatens to illegally file a DMCA in order to SHUTITDOWN >Sup Forums and Sup Forums find out and start filling our reviews and discussions on steam >also reporting the game for legal issues since the dev is threatening to break the law.
Nigger devs also have either given out a shitload of free copies or are paying for astroturfed reviews. Nothing new here.
Robert Russell
How do I get in on that? I'll write glowing prose for any developer that gives me a free game.
Leo King
They are also banning anyone who mentions that filing a flase DMCA is a violation of 18 US Code 47- Fraud and False statements which states:
>(1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact; >(2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or >(3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;
>shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both. If the matter relates to an offense under chapter 109A, 109B, 110, or 117, or section 1591, then the term of imprisonment imposed under this section shall be not more than 8 years
The devs know they fucked up and are late on the damage control. Keep the pressure up!
Gabriel Jenkins
>what is goonlife
Hudson Myers
Well, to be fair, if you were as rational there as you were here just now you wouldn't be banned. Most places think you're autistic if you start screaming about jewish tricks. I'm going to jewgle it. Any other clues?
Caleb Wilson
What's the point? They'll just blame that mean ol' "Alt-right."
Adrian White
a quickdown?
Parker Allen
And? This hurts them. Hurting them in the wallet makes others now that the right can't be bullied and hated without some kind of financial repercussions.
Ayden Garcia
I posted 100s of comments- all of which were removed. 99% was just a repost of the This is just normal damage control, removing anything that is actually threatening to their narrative, and I'm not the only one.
Research gamergate
Justin Walker
Walking simulator or not I enjoyed Firewatch when I pirated it a few months ago.
Ryder Smith
Remember to buy their game and support Czech devs because they don't give a fuck about mentally ill americans moral justice faggets.
Aaron Lee
Thanks for the info. I was just hoping for a link that would send me to a "free game for good review" site. I built a beast of a PC so I could get back in to modern gaming and found out it's all shit these days. Now I'm stuck with a $3000 Sup Forums machine.
David Martin
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Asher Jones
bump. We should do just colonize their little forums if they have one.
Matthew Sanchez
The game is literally a fucking walking simulator. Take my word for it, the game sucks ass.
Jayden Morales
Yeah except being a racist piece of shit isn't a "problem". its the biggest issue we as americans face
Dylan Gutierrez
Of course it does. I've seen the devs.
Joshua Campbell
(checked) Been there myself m8ty. Plenty of decent games though...very few actually good ones though. If you haven't give STALKER and the Witcher series a go, dark souls too desu.
make sure to voice that opinion on steam
Ethan King
I built this computer for Witcher 3, was not disappointed. The most ridiculous thing is that despite the 3-4 AAA titles I bought Job Simulator and Cities Skylines are the two I have played the most. Well, that and Skyrim. I'll give STALKER and Dark Souls a try.
Is styx too intelligent and homosexually aligned to say nigger.
Dylan Cook
I'm getting the gist that you walk around looking for fires? Sounds pretty dull.
Nolan Martin
I'm conflicted. I never bought it originally so I can't review. If I buy and leave a bad review will Steam give me a refund?
David Ward
That's quite possibly the gayest person I've ever seen. Does he know?
Jace Jenkins
Fucking hell man one of the most grabbing stories in a small developer that I have ever played. Ending was a little lack luster, but good story.
Mason Young
maybe dont scream about DA JEWZ?
Kayden Young
One that that this ordeal has revealed to me is how fucking annoying I find it for people to say "n-word" or other thing like what the fuck is this immaturity?
If you're going to discuss the fucking word fucking use the word
NIGGER
Thomas Barnes
Take this shit to Sup Forums cuck suckers, this is Sup Forums ...and sage
Landon Flores
This thread isn't about the game, it's about the "political" controversy surrounding it's developers and some eceleb I've never heard of. Faggot
Ryan Perry
>Sad about breakup >Comes to terms with it over chats with a girl over a walkie-talkie >There is a man living in the woods >His son died >He wants you to leave him alone >You leave him alone >You go home
Fucking masterpiece
Elijah Diaz
Ironic? better than most the shit that comes flying out of AAA devs these days anyways.
Grayson Ward
So is it possible to buy the game, give a crap review after playing for less than two hours, refunding the game, and keeping the review up?
Kayden Brooks
Think so.
Jayden Rodriguez
bump
Josiah Hernandez
PewDiePie is not /ourguy/, no one is. But I'll still shit on the dev for being a virtue signaling cunt.
Jacob Harris
Bing search "steam refunds"
Wyatt Reed
>Vague manufactured reason to go to a place >Get yelled at by brown people >Run away >Capture towers to secure segments of an area Ubisoft
Matthew Perry
6gorillion/10 GOTY
Has ubisoft made any good games recently anyways?
Levi Bailey
also, complain that "the movie" isn't playing on my macbook air
Brayden Gonzalez
But the latest Ubisoft game is about racist white christian people killing black people
So you help the minority black people to kill racist white christian crackers
Chase Gutierrez
What does this have to do with a DMCA takedown?
Owen Torres
more from niggerwatch dev
Isaac Ramirez
leave a bad review and say that you are refunding the game because you get a black screen when you load the game up
Angel Cruz
why the fuck would you ever play this movie "game"?
Isaiah Kelly
I bought the first watchdogs the other day because of the memes I saw here. After wrestling with uplay for 4 or 5 hours I finally got to play. It's basically far cry in some city.
Carson Bennett
>so tolerant
Colton Gomez
If you don't play over 2hrs and you can get an instant refund but your review will be taken down.
If you use CC they will still be charged a transaction fee
Oliver Adams
Watchdogs looked like it was gunna b some good shit when revealed, turned into a horseshit.
Then they try to redeem themselves with watchdogs2 with a nigger lmao.
William Price
May I introduce you guys to the global Sup Forums rules?
Charles Smith
At least Rockstar redeemed themselves after San Andreas and gave us Michael, the angry ex-con suburban father. Some of us like to roleplay.
Eli Perez
Well I want nothing to do with Steam forums, don't know about anyone else here. Thanks for the tip though.
Andrew Allen
fugg :DD
Hudson Harris
Mods are still there shillin'
Levi Gomez
> Not identifying yourself with based Trevor
Son I am dissapoint
Asher Lewis
you know the drill guys, hijack the discussion forum
Blake Butler
Op here. Already got banned from Sup Forums and Sup Forums. That's when you know youve hit the spot
Gabriel Anderson
Get Just Cause 3, TW3 and GTA if you want some graphically intensive games free of SJW shit.
Zachary Scott
most games nowadays suck ass
DOOM was a breath of fresh air, I'm going to look forward to the next Wolfenstein as well
Anthony Cooper
Factorio is fucking great by the way
Lucas Thomas
Sup Forums gets raided all the times but Sup Forums is not allowed to fight back we must sit here like good goys and just eat scoop after scoop of shit, do you know wo reasons like that? (((fishbeins)))
Jonathan Sanders
I've got all three, been very happy with them. How's the new Tomb Raider? Looks interesting and I remember playing the originals on the PS1, but there are a lot of opportunities for it to be degenerate. I just bought an Xbone for my kid and FFXV for myself. I've been pleasantly surprised.
Nathan Russell
>he only has 7.5 hours of fall out 4 played kys
Juan Perry
>he hasn't played STALKER or DaS1
God how I wish I could forget and go back and play them for the first time again.
Ian Powell
We can handle it, they can't. It's as simple as that.
Colton Jones
give destiny 2 a try on pc, im building a xeon rig right now to run it, it releases next month.
Oliver Stewart
>Sup Forums is not your personal army rule People have forgotten that this was implemented to stop all the retards flooding Sup Forums with >RADE THIS BOARD/WEBSITE/GAME after Habbo Hotel became such a meme.
Jacob Butler
Stellaris is great, I've put close to 200 hours into it. Just like most Paradox games it's best to wait and buy the game + dlc bundles though.
Ryder Fisher
Sup Forums never does such a thing its always reddit pretending to be Sup Forums
Kevin Ortiz
aren't the factorio devs from sweden? hyper lul
Thomas Edwards
Fallout 4 was a piece of normie trash.
Easton Stewart
Which stalker? I just went to buy it and there are like 3. What's the best one to start with? I have a buddy of mine who has like 2000 hours in the original Destiny on xbox. I don't really like shooters, though. Is it good?
Asher Young
This will simply sell more copies of the game.. Backfire in.. 3.. 2..
Leo Sanchez
You are so fucking embarrassing.
Carson Walker
>Those Thank Yous
Justin Howard
Yeah, but I am crypto-Sup Forums, my friends would probably be a little surprised
Mason Scott
Shadows of Chernobyl. The rest are a little hit and miss. The first one is an amazing experience even despite the bugs.
Dylan Martin
Which Dark Souls for that matter. Not seeing Dark souls 1 on steam
Jack Brooks
Fkn this.
Jack Ortiz
1 best. I even like demon souls. 2 and 3 are cool too though.
Carter Rogers
Must be white Svens. Good for them.
Lucas Gutierrez
No they are part of the porno republic
>go for lunch break >go to medieval city centre, get a massive pork roast sandwich, watch blacksmith make swords >go back to work while prostitute is sucking you off freedom in the porn republic
Joseph Evans
Bump this thread..
Daniel Hall
You realize steam doesn't count your review if you don't own it right?
Chase Robinson
New Tomb Raider was just OK. Neo-Doom isn't bad despite what Sup Forums will tell you. Avoid Wolfenstein like the plague.
Kevin Martinez
Well I just bought them, will try tomorrow. Thanks for the tips!