Firewatch

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Register a burner email, sign up for steam and write a review of Firewatch. Some things to include: total game time is less than 5 hours, its basically a walking simulator, and the story is linear with one ending.

TL;DR
>firewatch dev hears /ourguy/ Pewdiepie say 'nigger' while playing PUBG
>threatens to illegally file a DMCA in order to SHUTITDOWN
>Sup Forums and Sup Forums find out and start filling our reviews and discussions on steam
>also reporting the game for legal issues since the dev is threatening to break the law.

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Nigger devs also have either given out a shitload of free copies or are paying for astroturfed reviews. Nothing new here.

How do I get in on that? I'll write glowing prose for any developer that gives me a free game.

They are also banning anyone who mentions that filing a flase DMCA is a violation of 18 US Code 47- Fraud and False statements which states:

>(1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;
>(2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or
>(3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;

>shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both. If the matter relates to an offense under chapter 109A, 109B, 110, or 117, or section 1591, then the term of imprisonment imposed under this section shall be not more than 8 years

The devs know they fucked up and are late on the damage control. Keep the pressure up!

>what is goonlife

Well, to be fair, if you were as rational there as you were here just now you wouldn't be banned. Most places think you're autistic if you start screaming about jewish tricks.
I'm going to jewgle it. Any other clues?

What's the point? They'll just blame that mean ol' "Alt-right."

a quickdown?

And? This hurts them. Hurting them in the wallet makes others now that the right can't be bullied and hated without some kind of financial repercussions.

I posted 100s of comments- all of which were removed. 99% was just a repost of the This is just normal damage control, removing anything that is actually threatening to their narrative, and I'm not the only one.

Research gamergate

Walking simulator or not I enjoyed Firewatch when I pirated it a few months ago.

Remember to buy their game and support Czech devs because they don't give a fuck about mentally ill americans moral justice faggets.

Thanks for the info. I was just hoping for a link that would send me to a "free game for good review" site. I built a beast of a PC so I could get back in to modern gaming and found out it's all shit these days. Now I'm stuck with a $3000 Sup Forums machine.

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bump. We should do just colonize their little forums if they have one.

The game is literally a fucking walking simulator.
Take my word for it, the game sucks ass.

Yeah except being a racist piece of shit isn't a "problem". its the biggest issue we as americans face

Of course it does. I've seen the devs.

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Been there myself m8ty. Plenty of decent games though...very few actually good ones though. If you haven't give STALKER and the Witcher series a go, dark souls too desu.

make sure to voice that opinion on steam

I built this computer for Witcher 3, was not disappointed. The most ridiculous thing is that despite the 3-4 AAA titles I bought Job Simulator and Cities Skylines are the two I have played the most. Well, that and Skyrim.
I'll give STALKER and Dark Souls a try.

Clocking in

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Even a smelly Romanian is more logical about the whole situation.

The factorio devs have been hilarious through this, talking mad shit.

Don't forget mods for STALKER and Dsfix for Dark Souls 1 (best in the series).

Hey I recognize you, you sent me a friend request on Steam lol

long live the v4!

I'll have to keep an eye out. I liked the Paradox games and Civ V & 6, but not the space one in between.
Pic related is still the best game ever made.

>mixed
>not overwhelmingly negative

So this is the power of Sup Forums...

Jej

What comedy is this?

The porn republic is a wonderful country

you better accept it you nigger

Ya but we still need several thousand more reviews.

wtf? It's a good game.You God damn autists.

>le raid XDDD

Holy cancer batman

youtu.be/e50cjGA3_c0

>Styx is even chiming in on pewdiepie

Is styx too intelligent and homosexually aligned to say nigger.

I'm getting the gist that you walk around looking for fires? Sounds pretty dull.

I'm conflicted. I never bought it originally so I can't review. If I buy and leave a bad review will Steam give me a refund?

That's quite possibly the gayest person I've ever seen. Does he know?

Fucking hell man one of the most grabbing stories in a small developer that I have ever played. Ending was a little lack luster, but good story.

maybe dont scream about DA JEWZ?

One that that this ordeal has revealed to me is how fucking annoying I find it for people to say "n-word" or other thing
like what the fuck is this immaturity?

If you're going to discuss the fucking word fucking use the word

NIGGER

Take this shit to Sup Forums cuck suckers, this is Sup Forums
...and sage

This thread isn't about the game, it's about the "political" controversy surrounding it's developers and some eceleb I've never heard of.
Faggot

>Sad about breakup
>Comes to terms with it over chats with a girl over a walkie-talkie
>There is a man living in the woods
>His son died
>He wants you to leave him alone
>You leave him alone
>You go home

Fucking masterpiece

Ironic? better than most the shit that comes flying out of AAA devs these days anyways.

So is it possible to buy the game, give a crap review after playing for less than two hours, refunding the game, and keeping the review up?

Think so.

bump

PewDiePie is not /ourguy/, no one is. But I'll still shit on the dev for being a virtue signaling cunt.

Bing search "steam refunds"

>Vague manufactured reason to go to a place
>Get yelled at by brown people
>Run away
>Capture towers to secure segments of an area
Ubisoft

6gorillion/10 GOTY

Has ubisoft made any good games recently anyways?

also, complain that "the movie" isn't playing on my macbook air

But the latest Ubisoft game is about racist white christian people killing black people

So you help the minority black people to kill racist white christian crackers

What does this have to do with a DMCA takedown?

more from niggerwatch dev

leave a bad review and say that you are refunding the game because you get a black screen when you load the game up

why the fuck would you ever play this movie "game"?

I bought the first watchdogs the other day because of the memes I saw here. After wrestling with uplay for 4 or 5 hours I finally got to play. It's basically far cry in some city.

>so tolerant

If you don't play over 2hrs and you can get an instant refund but your review will be taken down.

If you use CC they will still be charged a transaction fee

Watchdogs looked like it was gunna b some good shit when revealed, turned into a horseshit.

Then they try to redeem themselves with watchdogs2 with a nigger lmao.

May I introduce you guys to the global Sup Forums rules?

At least Rockstar redeemed themselves after San Andreas and gave us Michael, the angry ex-con suburban father. Some of us like to roleplay.

Well I want nothing to do with Steam forums, don't know about anyone else here. Thanks for the tip though.

fugg :DD

Mods are still there shillin'

> Not identifying yourself with based Trevor

Son I am dissapoint

you know the drill guys, hijack the discussion forum

Op here. Already got banned from Sup Forums and Sup Forums. That's when you know youve hit the spot

Get Just Cause 3, TW3 and GTA if you want some graphically intensive games free of SJW shit.

most games nowadays suck ass

DOOM was a breath of fresh air, I'm going to look forward to the next Wolfenstein as well

Factorio is fucking great by the way

Sup Forums gets raided all the times but Sup Forums is not allowed to fight back we must sit here like good goys and just eat scoop after scoop of shit, do you know wo reasons like that? (((fishbeins)))

I've got all three, been very happy with them. How's the new Tomb Raider? Looks interesting and I remember playing the originals on the PS1, but there are a lot of opportunities for it to be degenerate.
I just bought an Xbone for my kid and FFXV for myself. I've been pleasantly surprised.

>he only has 7.5 hours of fall out 4 played
kys

>he hasn't played STALKER or DaS1

God how I wish I could forget and go back and play them for the first time again.

We can handle it, they can't. It's as simple as that.

give destiny 2 a try on pc, im building a xeon rig right now to run it, it releases next month.

>Sup Forums is not your personal army rule
People have forgotten that this was implemented to stop all the retards flooding Sup Forums with
>RADE THIS BOARD/WEBSITE/GAME
after Habbo Hotel became such a meme.

Stellaris is great, I've put close to 200 hours into it. Just like most Paradox games it's best to wait and buy the game + dlc bundles though.

Sup Forums never does such a thing its always reddit pretending to be Sup Forums

aren't the factorio devs from sweden? hyper lul

Fallout 4 was a piece of normie trash.

Which stalker? I just went to buy it and there are like 3. What's the best one to start with?
I have a buddy of mine who has like 2000 hours in the original Destiny on xbox. I don't really like shooters, though. Is it good?

This will simply sell more copies of the game..
Backfire in.. 3.. 2..

You are so fucking embarrassing.

>Those Thank Yous

Yeah, but I am crypto-Sup Forums, my friends would probably be a little surprised

Shadows of Chernobyl. The rest are a little hit and miss. The first one is an amazing experience even despite the bugs.

Which Dark Souls for that matter. Not seeing Dark souls 1 on steam

Fkn this.

1 best. I even like demon souls. 2 and 3 are cool too though.

Must be white Svens.
Good for them.

No they are part of the porno republic

>go for lunch break
>go to medieval city centre, get a massive pork roast sandwich, watch blacksmith make swords
>go back to work while prostitute is sucking you off
freedom in the porn republic

Bump this thread..

You realize steam doesn't count your review if you don't own it right?

New Tomb Raider was just OK. Neo-Doom isn't bad despite what Sup Forums will tell you. Avoid Wolfenstein like the plague.

Well I just bought them, will try tomorrow. Thanks for the tips!