This man could have been president

this man could have been president
way to shit the bed Sup Forums

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>way to shit the bed Sup Forums
>that moment when americans pick up your colloquial

feels good man

is "fucking the dog" also another leaf colloquial

oh my fucking god

As far as I know yes. It means "slacking at work"

they would have lobotomized him too

No it means the wife is out for the night.

>it's fucking real

>white milf porn
>not beaner porn
what did he mean by this?

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL WTF

That's some hot shit right there! Who's the MILF?

Toasting in epic bread.

>shit the bed is a leaf colloquialism
Americans say this too, genius.

Also nice trips.

>tfw you realize this post is going to cause a panicked midnight call from a subordinate telling a senator that he publicly liked milf porn on Twitter

>mfw it's fucking real

this. asking for a friend.

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Ily Teddy

Is it really real? I dont have twitter and it wont let me see without logging in.

the name of the porn is "dick for two"

Cory Chase; Ted has pretty good taste tbqhbfq famalam

Kek, I worked with in college who was from Canada and the shit he said cracked me up.
>"Hey bro, we dog fucking today or what?"
>"Hackin' this fuckin dart on break"
>"Bout to rock a mean steamer"
Leafs are cool by me, the lingo tickles my balls. Worked with a bong too, but he was a complete tool. Couldn't understand shit he said.

Yes it is.

Did he get hacked? Didn't realize it would show up? Or was he browsing porn and accidentally liked a porno?

How is this possible?

He will say he was hacked.
Or maybe Ted becomes our guy to do something about the immoral and hazardous pornography jew run industry

the senate needs him to stay though right?

he should double down and own it if he wants to stand a chance in 2024

The only other possibility is a staffer who did it by error or on purpose.

DNC hack to hurt him in reelection possibly

It's real. He will claim he was hacked.
Thank You!

Not your colloquial.

>mfw he was almost president

Exactly, he should own it, claim he was trying to prove to his wife and daughter that this type of porn actually exists.

he should claim that cory chase is grade-a milf tier piece of ass and there's no shame in jerking off to her incest fantasy films

>yfw its another clue to discover the zodiac killer's identity

>twitter.com/tedcruz/likes
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REAL

>mfw porn sites have social share buttons
one accidental click and entire world knows you like bit assed milfs.

Come, on he looks like the type of guy that would have recurring vasovagal syncope to a paper cut.

My eyes are on Bernie, he's the cryptic one.

>bit assed milfs
I too have developed a fetish for jpeg compression

dog fucking is an american past-time
>screw the pooch
>The term was first documented in the early "Mercury" days of the US space program. It came there from a Yale graduate named John Rawlings who helped design the astronauts' space suits.

>he doesn't share his jerk off material on facebook
fucking pleb

>Kids walk in
>You frantically try to click out of your browser, while on the verge of blowing your load to milf porn.
>press like button on your way out.

teds a porn addict that doesn't understand twitter
they'll claim it was a hack

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keep it coming user

I need to blow my load Dahnald, hand me one of those delegates

Do you realize, Kek saved us from a Clinton, Sanders, or Cruz presidency?

All Praise Kek!!!

Holy sheep

It's gone now.

This is the world we live in
Where more people care about Ted Cruz's wanking material than Equifax negligence spilling the entire countries personal financial information.

a staffer runs his account. sometimes he posts dank memes.

It was never there to begin with faggot.

Anglo leafs don't have colloquials. They're all British or American.

It's pastime you fucking idiot

So anyone know who's in there? I like the mum

There is an addon that hides all social media buttons like Twitter , Face , Tumbl , Linkedin , etc , works on news pages , porn , video streaming etc , get it if you are clumsy

SenateAnon confirmed?

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I always check to log off facebook during fappy time

Stand with Ted against hypocrisy!
#CruzMissile

MOZ

Was it really incest porn? I watched the video but they never mentioned it