TED HAS GONE AWOL I REPAT TED HAS GONE AWOL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL GO QUICKLY.

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THE LUBRI-GATES, DAHNALD!

Someone put Ted on suicide watch. This dude has to be out of his mind.

MY PORN DAHNALD YOU CANT HAVE IT ALL.

THE ZODIAC KILLER IS BACK ON THE GAME

This is amazing.

toppest of keks

I still can't breathe.

How long do you guys think it will take till he notices?

What fantasy does this fulfill for Ted? Is Ted the dude banging the chick? The chick getting banged? The chick batin' in the doorway?

Can't find anywhere on the web provide link and if possible that it also has not been hacked only 4 keks out of 5 if he was hacked.

I can't believe this is real

oy vey

I didnt either, but it is. Believe it.

>mfw Ted Cruz is now trending on twitter

I don't know, to be honest.

But what I do know is that the only people who voted for Donald Trump are rural and suburban retards who wish they could fuck their own relatives.

City people and intelligent people all voted for Hillary Clinton.

twitter.com/tedcruz/likes

Its reverse cuckolding. Proving that Ted it an alpha male chad who cucks his wife

>stole my shitpost
you cheeky fucker

NO

Just go to his Twitter profile senpai.

Since when does twitter allow porn?

Filth and lies. Pic related.

SOMETHING ELSE IS SOARIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

At least he's not Eichenwald-tier degeneracy

Ever since it could be used as a weapon against conservatives, apparently

when it's a republican getting hacked, natch. Try to keep up with the narrative, leaf.

Come now. We've known for some time El Rato is a fucking freak. There's literally a pic of that one CNN bitch on the bed next to two Skyn Extra Large condoms.

How new are you?

Welcome to The Zone

kek

Ted isn't on nofap

It was just a slip of the finger.

i'm shocked this ain't some rat shit

None of these guys run their own Twitter, it's all just a bunch of pimply interns

The likes, Dahnald

twitter.com/tedcruz/likes

You're on tweets. He liked it. Get an account to view that section.

I don't have a twitter. If you accidentally click "like" is there a confirmation or anything?

>tfw going into Ted Cruz's likes is the first time I've seen porn in the past 20 years

This is the weirdest timeline.

He's having a post jerk slumber. He'll deal with this tomorrow

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Ted is just doing his patriotic duty by jerking his tower of 9/11

lol what a lame fetish

Save teddy before he blows.

Send no fap redpills meow!

His wife was caught wandering around Austin by the police, 'member?

EVEN KEEL

Holy shit this is great. I had to check to be sure.

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Cory Chase does incest porn....

Its on the liked page you retard

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There's legit pedo accounts. Jack Dorsey is into it.

You were too sneaky for your own good ted

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Ted taking one for the team for /ourguy/ Pewds

Member the Ted Cruz sex scandal?

twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/907465079347609600

Mr. Mekotur reacts

YOUR ACCOUNT DONALDH
HAND IT OVHA!!!!!

wait wait wait

cruz is into female cuckolding?

Topjej he gets off to imagining his wife being cuckqueened

Was he drunk or just very horny?

Holy shit.

Not a bad milf. This is the type of judgement we need on the Supreme Court.

He wants his wife to watch him with another woman.

This is the best thing I've seen on this board in months

Holy fucking lol

kek his college roommate got in on it

Get out of here stalker

Extra-large?? You know, all of this gives new meaning to the phrase "Cruz missile"...

thats so cute

Oh god it's an actual porn video.
Right there on his Twitter.

Post yfw you wake up to find the entire world has spent the evening discussing what you just fapped to.

>cuckqueen fetich
i see he's a man of culture

>Ted Cruz having an absolute ripper of a wank on 9/11

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is ted learning to play 4d chess

What a fucking BEAST Ted "Take my delegates on your face" Cruz is

He is learning

wtf hahaha

Lost it at Fire Marshal Bill.

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WTF ITS REAL.

CHE....CHECKED

I also fapped to 911 on 911. I am addicted to porn and masturbation pls help

No he was probably signed into twitter on the same computer he was whacking it on and clicked the embeded twitter like button on reality kings website by accident

HES A BEAST Imagine if he was fukkin yo wife.

Why the fuck do you need an account to view the likes?

The real question no one is asking is who the fuck uses twitter for porn?

If I were Cruz, I would own it like a boss.

Why would they even make it so easy to accidentally do that?

All the best hentai artists post their works on Twitter.

Quit spamming your stupid shit in every thread kike faggot

Ted is obviously completely drained and exhausted, kind of like he was hit by a hurricane.

>mfw ted is the zodiac killer
>mfw ted has women tied up in his basement right now
>mfw the senator of Texas is casually liking his favorite porn clips on twitter

The 2010's are officially the decade of the Republican Party. Obama is a literal joke at this point

THE LUBE, DONALD

Many people. Half of twitter is porn. If you dont want porn then go to jewbook.

Well, at least it's not BBC porn or some other degenerate fetish.

If I wasnt such a pussy I would post hentai pics on my facebook for all my friends to see.

HAND IT OVER!
QUCIK OR I BUST
NUTSSSSSSS

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Fuck even Ted relapsed. No hope for me on nofap

kys. seriously have your balls not dropped yet? can't you grow out of childish shit?

STOP it Cruz. Get off Sup Forums.

No fap for super powers!