First day of college

>first day of college
>enter classroom for your Political Science 101 elective
>"Hi, my name is Ana Kasparian, and I will be your teacher this semester."

What do?

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show ur bobbies pls :)

scream IM FUCKING BETTER THEN YOU

What are your thoughts on the Armenian Genocide?

Well, it looks like I'm getting laid this semester.

Hot

ask for her channel name on youporn

>be me
>dunno who the bitch is but she looks like a girl i used to fuck in high school
>fuck polisci teacher for nostalgia's sake, not a grade

Would feel pretty good imo.

Ask her why she's dressed like a prostitute.

>What do?
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Please kill her and rape her. In that order specifically. She doesn't deserve the enjoyment of rape, merely the defilement of it.

Uhh Mer and Cuh

Walk out since I walked into the wrong classroom.

>Put a book over my erection
>not working try more books
>spill 5 books on the ground, stand to pick them up
>whole class sees erection, but atleast she saw it
>get kicked out for being a sexist white male
Probably that.

>Political Science
Science
Please, the only humanists i can give respetc is philosophy, history or archeology.

Ask her about the Armenian genocide.

I once dropped a math class because I couldn't understand the Indian (dot) teachers accent. It had nothing to do with him though. As an Asian I'm sure he was more than capable of teaching math.

>pop bones
Pay attention to nutn butt mu dick

>unzips dick
do a 360 and walk away

I'd probably beat her to death and fuck her corpse.

I'd be famous.

>Ask her about the Armenian genocide.
sorry I don't listen to metal

Ana Kasparian is a fucking idiot.
10/10 would challenge viewpoint in class and divert the discussion for 15-20 minutes therefore giving students in class time to doodle and text. Thank me later bros.

kek

Jizz on tits and watch her rub it in

Tell her to get the fuck off the stage because she's inhibiting reasonable discussion.

CSUN is not a good school

One Nation, under God.

>1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

I never knew how hot she really was before now, holy shit.

Start plotting a means to sneak a whiff of her high shoes

At some point she has to leave them unguarded

This

Making things difficult by proving your teachers/presenters wrong is always good fun.

>what do?
Fap

>Leap from behind my desk and dive tackle her
>ripping her dress in half in the groin
>tearing her undergarments off
>wrestle her face first into the floor
>begin to assert my dominance in front of the class

meet her during office hours, willing to do anything for extra credit..

Nice....political thoughts.

Whoa, dunno what happened there, but that image is not the one I posted. I posted a picture of an AR 15 flag that said Come and Take It.

I wanna hate fuck Ana so bad

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. HE'S THE REAL McCOY.

"I hate your videos and I don't agree with your politically but wanna smash?"

I would be pissed because I've seen her on TYT and she's an idiot.

She's aging and she knows it.

She's grasping to that last bit of youthfulness she has left by wearing tight dresses.

Pretty hot desu

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK!!!

I don't care about right or wrong. College is great because its the first time we learn that we can speak out and have a discussion. I just want to divert the conversation.Hopefully I take up enough time to go on break and drink fancy farm to table coffee and smoke menthol cigarettes. pumpkin spice lattes are upon us friends. We are about the embark on the great coffee crusade for which we have striven these many months. The eyes of coffee loving baristas are upon us, the hopes and prayers of coffee loving people sip with you. You will be about the destruction of ice coffee.

She is though

throw zyklon can and leave.

turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

What happened to the Armenians in the Ottoman Empire?

kek'd

>Stay after class and try to get "extra credit"

>Taking a ((("political science"))) class
>Expecting to learn something worth while
Pick one. But honestly, who would take a class like that in this day and age?

You need to immediately file a rescind to the school to immediately transfer you to another school that you made contact with, or have the school allow an alternate class to cover the prerequisite for your degree on the grounds that she is politically biased as shown in every single one of her broadcasts, and if the school refuses you get a lawyer to sue them.

Welcome to big-boy world. This is what you do.

who?
>google search
>the young Turks

>hides boner under desk

Ask her about the Armenian genocide, get a Web video of it, send to Kim Kardashian and the Armenian ambassador. Cc your dean.

Become Internet famous, apply to US gov postgrad.

Hi, my name is *************, and I will be your rapist this semester.

Furiously start masturbating and pretend it's a seizure.

Go full 007

Hack phone, find nudes, share online

armenians are wannabe failed jews there is no armenian genocide

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underrated

Lol is that where that man-faced whore works? .... Interesting.

Desperately try and conceal the raging boner trying to burst free of my pants.

>Now show 'em them titties
>Show 'em them titties
>Would you fuck me for blow?

I would ask why Armo's smell so bad and why dont they bathe rather than try to mask the smell in a full bottle of perfume/cologne?

Ask if Alex Jones is the next speakers and if so can I be excused until then.

Troll her mercilessly with actual facts.

For male attention of course, she's literally asking for it unironically.

First question I ask is why she's always wrong about everything.

Analyze her on a desk duh

Instantly demand after hours private lessons. Tell her she can talk all the politics she wants while practicing her oral presentation.

More like speak up and realize your right wing views will earn you lower grades with your libtard teachers.

>those sources
Not reliable

Literally never had this issue. Then again I'm not an irrational racist pussy like the majority of people who think having an opinion will get you lower grades. Chances are they are also fucking stupid racist pussies. Fuck off cuckboy.

>sit in class and if she spouts a bunch of BS, talk about it with her first
>then take it to the department head.
>if she is the head, take it to the dean or the VP of academic affairs.
>if there is no VP take it to the Pres.
>If they refuse file a law suet and start and dialog with the university system over her course and content.
>spend millions of dollars on a law suet and half of my life.
EITHER:
>either be poor and discredited and permanently live in a socialist hellhole called prison (for one reason or another).
OR
>top kek and get paid
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Ask: 'Why does Cenk deny the genocide of your people?'

And: 'quick follow-up - why do very close-minded but opinionated people so often imagine themselves intelligent for not understanding nuance or other points of view?'

Would

Ask her if she really believes the things she says and take her to an Eat the Street after class. Then fuck her brains out at my place.

Armenians are A LOT like jews. They are like a lower class of Jews. Low functioning but still aw rotten.

"Just Google it!"

She looks like she has thin hair. Disappointing. Would still love to grab a handful of it and fuck her from behind.

Inform her that Iam transrace, bigender, jewish identifying and my pronoms are Heil/Heil/Heil. Literaly straight A+.

I think shes honestly using tyt as a platform to gain viewers. Cenks time is limited until Kasparian pops his top with truth bombs

go back to dailykos you faggot.

poly sci professors being leftist thought police who will punish dissent isnt some creature of myth, its a goddamned fixture of libtard run schools

like evergreen state - think a libertarian will get a fair shake there?

And this particular cunt is CLEARLY incapable of tolerating dissent she's a fucking pc nazi.

You're fucking new to this world. It's very cute. But no, I never was racist or even really heard of Sup Forums when I was in college, but I found out very early that if you express libtard ideas in your paper, you'll get those A's. Show hints of conservatism and it will lower your grades (depending on the teacher). You'll have your choices to make kid, whether you want the grade or whether you want to be honest.

whip out my dick and tell her if this gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Never happened pussies. I have 3 degrees and its literally NEVER fucking happened to me. I have had liberal professors...even the
>tehehe i bet user watches fox news
types...
HAVE A FUCKING DISCUSSION WITH THEM YOU MUTTS. You pussies make being successful fucking easy....

This.
Excuse me I have a question, did the Armenian genocide happen ?

You sound like an easily impressionable dumbass. I'm sure kike professors loved you. Also, yeah, back then I was ok with bending my personal beliefs a bit to earn the grades I wanted. Sometimes I didn't, sometimes I did. The results were what I'd expect. And keep in my mind, I was an extremely light-weight conservative back then. No racism at all, I even believed in the "we're all more or less equal" meme.

Any other TYT fans on /pol?

And keep in mind*

Fuck are you talking about. lmao. They want you to challenge their ideas. We are all equal though..nobody is special. What are you arguing user...I just want to place my order...make sure you remember the extra order of fries.

You're fucking stupid and probably never went to college. They do not want you to challenge their ideas. Believe me. That is a total lie.

I am very smart

So smart that I spent the money to get 3 different degrees

>every source that doesn't corroborate the narrative is unreliable
No wonder people still think Hillary won. Reality is an unreliable source to base beliefs on.

Good so you know some degrees compliment each other.