I'm a Senior Software Dev @ Twitter

2 days ago, I was brought aside by a C-level exec and asked to write a private web interface tool to be used internally. This tool was to take 2 fields, a twitter handle and a tweet to like. On the back end, all it did was insert a "like" event into our job queue, which eventually propagated to the database (after being published to feeds). I thought it was a weird tool, and I had no idea what it was for, but my job is to write all kinds of tooling, so no biggie.

Now I know what it was for. I am 90% confident that the like on Ted Cruz's page was generated by this tool. Sure, Cruz could have liked it himself, and that would be amusing and funny, but the timing is too coincidental. I think he was framed. I can provide proof of the tool's existence....it's an internal tool, but it has a public url (don't ask). Just thought you guys should know what's going

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=PT3MH8876YI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Ok. £3.5 submitted

Gonna need that public url..

nice larp

So you've revealed yourself to twitter by admitting what you were tasked to do on here, but aren't willing to provide proof to us.

fuck off with the shitty larp, faggot
saged

even if true, cruz could always say he was hacked and ppl would believe him, making this tool ineffective for the purpose of framing a public figure liking p0rn.

Post URL

WH user here, can confirm

Why not post the URL in the OP? LARPing faggot

Prove it by liking cuck porn with Bernie Sanders' account.

Obviously it's a psy op. They posted 5 threads on here instantly after it happened.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO user IS FUCKING GO PUBLIC AND TELL THE TRUTH TO THE PUBLIC SO THAT THIS SHITSHOW DOESNT BLOW OUT OF PROPORTION!

>I can provide proof
What, do you think we're going to say 'no thank you'?

C'mon now

>internal tool
>public url
That must be the weakest b8 ever.

you are rock bottom, Ted

no you aren't

/thread

top wew/10 believable, my lad

As if you would publicly identify yourself to Twitter like this if it wasn't a LARP.

2 larps in 1 thread c00l!

1 post by this id

It's true my dad work on twitter.

Dont worry he will just blame it on the intern

>No need to pull a Hillary.
He should just own it. Internet already loves him now.

You don't /thread yourself, newfag.

And to this day, we still await OP's delivery.

Sage pls
Thanks

larp

anyone having such proof would have posted it

fuck off TIDF

tits and timestamp or GTFO

The neocons want beaner half breed Bush to take his job

CIA user here just checked her IP can confirm she is legit.

You subpoenaed Sup Forums that fast? Cool!

>I can provide proof of the tool's existence
Yeah do that. I'm fully convinced you're not larping. Probably the most real "leak" post ever on Sup Forums but still I'd like to see that proof. I know you're not larping though. I'm 100% sure that you're not a faggot.

Malaysian webcomic faggot here, can confirm.

FAKE AND GAY

youtube.com/watch?v=PT3MH8876YI

FBI user here, checked CIA user's IP, can confirm he is legit.

Kek

KGB user here, can confirm FBI ip is legit.

contact Ted Cruz about it.. clear his priestly name

Anonymous user here, checked KGB user's ip, can confirm she is legit

>He won't reply to me because he loves larding here.
Where is the damn proof?

Nintendo's creator's son here, can confirm this is legit.

white guy here, can confirm KGB ip is legit

Federal judge here. I granted the subpoena.

reminder that no one given explicit instructions to do something will come to Sup Forums to tell you about it, because he would be trivially identified and made to suffer

>Senior Eng
>making two inputs apps
I don't know if that's pathetic or actually impressive, making 150k+ doing that crap
and I guess they took you instead of an intern because of the leak concern? How ironic

High earth orbit Martian user outpost here, can confirm: brioche is the best breakfast.

Exactly. If they can't follow OPSEC, they're not smart enough to be trusted in the first place.

Nice try Ted

Senator here, I can confirm the federal judge.

High level insider here, I don't know, to be honest.

But what I do know is that the only people who voted for Donald Trump are rural and suburban retards who wish they could fuck their own relatives.

>Ted Cruz intern does damage control on \pol\

underrated

welcome to Sup Forums

This, exactly.

Twitter is compromised and they'll try to use it on Trump next. Look for some weird activity from his account soon. My guess is he'll like some shit that will fuel Muh Russian claims.

...

Thats not the real white house user.

Cruz is doing this because puzzagate busts are next week and he wants to make sure people dont call him a pedo.

He has a pedo face so this is a good move for him

>meme flag

kys

FAKE CRUZ. what the hell are you even talking about?

>1 post by this user

Kek

this, faggot

Can someone please explain what the fuck is going on with Ted Cruz, there's no explanation on twitter

Reptilian secretary here, can confirm.

PS. this thread will get 300+ replies.

He liked some porn shit on his twitter but I don't think he did it.

Mass repliers should be killed

somebody inside twitter liked a thing to try to destroy him politically but it was a larp

but this will end up costing twitter dearly i'm afraid

Someone that smart wouldnt be so stupid to have doxxed themselves by saying they are the ones that created such a tool

>1 post by this id
>66 replies

come on you fuckin idiots

Why the fuck would anyone even care if ted cruz's twitter account "likes" some porn? does anyone actually believe he uses the twitter account himself or that a like is not something that can be unintentionally just by tapping the screen at the wrong time? the fuck.

Where are the proofs? Just proof that you work at twatter but I'm sure you don't you arr just a parking faggot.

Bill Gates here, i framed Cruz

Lame attempt by a Cruzbot to excuse his guy. Twitter wouldn't have to create a new "tool" to do something like this. It would be a single database command to insert a like.

Can you buys me a game on steam pls mr gates

Fake and transsexual.

Sry i am not that rich

Steve Jobs here, I can confirm that is Bill Gates

>Bill Gates
>not that rich
>undead Steve Jobs

Holy shit the LARPing in /thread is glorious.

Satan here, can confirm it's Steve Jobs.

Emmanuel Kant here I can confirm that Trump will complete the system of German Idealism.

Big if true.

Sure Ted

bump

Learn to Google you retarded child

Donald Drumpf here, El Rato is innocent and also he says hello.

NSA here. Everyone in this thread is a literal faggot.

Ed Snowden here, can confirm NSA

Please leave and never come back. You don't fit in with the culture here.

If OP had tits the proof would have been included in the post.

Huh.

oh great, now you've summoned aunt bee.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!