/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I <3 You EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania lead moment of silence 9/11/17
youtu.be/0OEKkkaVBbA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis 9/11 observance @Pentagon 9/11/17
youtu.be/OSfarzggEmo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis laying wreath @Pentagon 9/11/17
youtu.be/blWocFiGSGI
>VP Pence @Shanksville PA 9/11 Memorial 9/11/17
youtu.be/YPdZ0p_nlmk
>UN Amb Haley on NoKo Sanctions signed 9/11/17
youtu.be/Q0_EaKRbZMQ
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, HSA Bossert) 9/11/17
youtu.be/9TPHkoZO8GE
>Pres Trump comments on Hurr Irma 9/10/17
youtu.be/NhNxeEAt41A
>VP Pence issues warning on Hurr Irma 9/10/17
youtu.be/eEl978ogoM8
>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting @Camp David 9/9/17
youtu.be/xXnfQ4SC6oQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #31 9/8/17
youtu.be/dwZdsIEIiZo
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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DONT DO THIS RSBN
P-PLEASE
STOOOOOP

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!!

First for Wankin' Ted

Departure of Keith Schiller is bad news.

what's Trump's view on Armenians?
are they white?

>Ted Cruz

Women's Ankles are patrician taste

AWOO AWOO AWOO

>Crooked Hillary
>Cryin' Chuck
>Wankin' Ted

covfefe

>ted cruz like porn
>static and no sound for 40 minutes
>joe seales here guys pls gib money
what the hell are they even going to talk about

Ted will be fine nobody actually cares if some dude watches porn although it'll be embarrassing for him

THEY NEED DONATIONS FOR HARD HITTING JOURNALISM

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He resigned because it didn't pay enough. It was half his original salary. Nothing nefarious.

Most likely an intern handling the Twitter account

Czeched
Joe BTFO

What's his name again?

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THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO FOR THE BLESSING THAT IS PORNIN' TED

BEST. 9/11. EVER.

LION Ted Cruz

Where did you hear this? It's never good to lose your #1 bodyman who's been at your side since the very beginning.

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Damn Ana would be so much more attractive if she wasnt such a shrill bitch

FAPPIN' TED

>yfw RSBN is so low def they can show the full clip uncensored

Ted "Cruz'n for Chicks"

Spermin' Ted

>WTF is going on with InfoWars?
>Options:
>a) Trump is being secretly drugged. He is slurring his words and acting retarded late at night, the generals have him isolated, and Mattis brags about being his babysitter when he gets drunk at dinners.
>b) Alex is being set up to trash his credibility with Trump. Cernobitch is feeding InfoWars retarded garbage as part of a takedown of Mattis and the other generals, the globalists having been spurred on by the takedown of Bannon being "successful".

My view is that I want to motorboat dem tities

Ted Splooge Cruise

Ted Cruz's college roommate weighs in

Lost power almost 12 hours ago, 920,000 people without power in the state. I thought the hurricane was a meme, this is some bullshit lads. Phoneposting at 60%

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youtube.com/watch?v=JlYjRhkjbrc

Ted's Indiana moment all over again hahahah

THE LEWD-STAR STATE

Wankin' Ted

Republicans are such fucking hypocrites I swear..

the most alpha thing he could do would be to embrace it and get the free prons

reminds me of why we need Kid Rock in the senate

>yfw Ted cruz does the smart thing and owns up to it.

Read it last week. Someone posted about it.

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Own it and laugh about it

Redemption arc wham episode?

You are the author of Ted Cuz's next tweet

What do you say

might as well. it'll be forgotten in a week

wtf i love ted now

Well it sounds like shilling and/or bullshit, so...

RSBN IS STARTING

>steve

"Wow, a scandal made of Twitter likes."

>mfw cory chase gets a career boost

SENATOR

ARM-STRONG

>So this is what will bring the country together?

I don't say anything. Cruz just needs to ignore this.

As a christian of this nation
I enjoy masturbation

Mommy fetish becomes super mainstream

Soarin' Semen Ted.

Wait so RSBN is jewish?

Unbelievably Jewish

Big time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Podesta_emails

Notice anything NOT being mentioned?

I'm embarrassed that is all

beaned

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Everything is Jewish

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Have faith fellow Floridabro, they finished the HAARP test run / next-gen-aircraft live fire exercise and have started turning power back on. Shitposting capability will be restored within the day.

Funny how many "transformer" explosions happened after the hurricane ended. Good thing we had that curfew so nobody saw them.

Last paragraph.

Why Ted.....

I went on Ted's twitter, there's nothing there. Am I being rused here?

I am disappoint

You missed it, sorry bro

@morningjoe

MasturbaTed

>165k
The poor guy.

Reverse cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish.

Now Im curious what tags Pence is looking at.

>american
>not jewish
Even Trump went through some sort of ritual which made him a jew in the "eyes of the lord".

CNN is supposed to make us feel at ease? Of course he's going to give reasons for leaving, just like Bannon did. All I'm saying is it's worrying. Now Trump is alone with Kelly/Mattis etc. "Not good!"

>Government jobs pay mo-

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post lewd

So what happened with Trump that caused the deep state to post porn on Cruz's twitter to distract everyone?

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for porn
being a dude is suffering

I'm confused, isn't porn against twitter's rules?

Cruz spokeswoman responds

Actually georgiabro fucking Atlanta lmao I was really not expecting an all day outage. Just seemed like windy rain outside

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Ted pls.

when Hope leaves, you know we're officially fucked

Get that shit out of here, original awoohegao is best

twitter.com/catblackfrazier

Is it time to buy Ted Cruz memes again?

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It's a joke you sperg

TED STOP

What did Ted do now