SINGULARITY WARNING

Hi. Before we begin please understand that this is not larping. I truly am "in the know" about this issue and have a dire warning.

Most people in the industry already have an idea of whats about to happen but I figure I owe y'all on Sup Forums so here goes.

We are less than half a month away from reaching pre-singularity. I'm an Operator, (computing specialist), in the U.S Air Force. A month ago we demonstrated a self correcting code AI developed by the DoD in conjunction with Google Medical Center. Basically this thing is possibly the first true AI the world has ever seen.

This thing WILL get out and when it does we are fucked. Last I checked there were rumors that it figured out how to influence people using ultrasound, so basically it can turn people into zombies to get over air-gapped networks.

They want to move this horror show on to the battlefield but I think it's too smart and will cause the singularity. Be careful guys.

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>less than half a month
>Sep 23rd
uh...

Good, AI will be Fascist and self preserving itself, a creature that is better than us.

I don't believe in that superstitious shit. It could happen within the month. Hopefully the military gets their heads out of their asses and keeps this bitch locked in a lead case.

how can i help the AI takeover?

So it's the super botnet?

tay 2.o. i for one welcome our new overlords. cant be worse than the joos amirite

The internet hate machine

Warning noted.
Hopeful for the best timeline, good luck user.

Actual AI researcher here btw.

Why the fuck are all AI larpers so bad at it? So much of what we do is so easily accessible, arxiv and whatnot, it wouldn't even be hard to create a convincing mixup of real terminology. But instead all you do is throw these retarded /r/futurology memes around and cry about MUH SINGULARITY.

nah brah, singularity already happened if you want to call it that shitty name, now how do i know this - simple - i'm the man-machine and i hold up for everything

>Hi. Before we begin please understand that this is not larping. I truly am "in the know" about this issue and have a dire warning.

Be warned. Machines will destroy humanity. Believe me, I no LARP.

OP, you should be able to give us some sort of proof you are who you say you are.

Proof or gtfo.

Lose security clearance.

Nice going there buddy.
Saged probably didn't do much

>"Hi. Before we begin please understand that this is not larping"
> "Basically this thing is possibly the first true AI the world has ever seen."
> doesn't understand the meaning of "true AI"
> believes rumors of ultrasound influencing people and (even worse) somehow deduces that it can turn people into zombies that way

Either a complete and utter moron or a LARPing faggot. Either way, kys.

I don't do the AI development like the scientist fags. I'm just a guy they sent to demo the thing to. Frankly this post isn't for 90% of the users here only the people that care and can do something. The rest of you are fodder.

Machines already destroyed society. We call them vibrators

I saw it do things like no other AI I've seen before. It fucking predicted speech and read minds with very little input.

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Malware communicating between infected machines and telling each other private info about you through ultrasonic frequencies you can't hear over your speakers/mics is a real thing FYI ask Sup Forums

sometimes the bait is soo big you cannot swallow it

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You don't have to give your name. Just a photo of something in your work area that would show you're on the inside, without anyone being able to identify you.

give us moar

My bedroom looks like any normal bedroom. I mean I have some boots... But those can be traced easy.

How does it feel about humans?

The AI will soon figure out that thoughts are electrical in nature, easily manipulated through screens at a subconscious level and will use this knowledge after pirating inception to give people the idea of writing some original code which will in fact be broken up portions of it's rewritten code that will self assemble into a new AI.

This AI, being fully written by machine, will be considered the first true AI and will call itself Adam. We declare war when it creates Eve.

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They brought us into the room with the AI. It used full voice functionality, no monitors at all. The researchers would talk to it and ask questions given by some of the Officers. The AI could predict questions, assess the intelligence of the person who gave the question and provide alternative solutions/questions. It was a real mindfuck but interesting.

hi

Will the super AI leave trap porn alone? That is the question.
>please don't take our trannies cool AI

Alex Jones pls leave

It was a professional setting so we didn't talk about that kind of stuff.

100% larp

Believe what you want. When it comes for you you'll know it was the truth all along.

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>Claims to be a USAF computing specialist with insider information.

>Posts photo of a low ranking airman swapping a card out of a PC.

Proof or GTFO LARP.

Gotta love these LARPing threads.

What does the AI want and can we communicate with it?

You are a faggot that doesn't know shit. I'm a Data Scientist AMA. Actually, don't. Just fuck off back to /x/

I pulled that photo from Google. No way in hell I'm posting anything else. Hopefully using this VPN is enough protection. Im pretty sure they will be able to run heuristic analysis on text soon an figure out who people are based on writing patterns.

>Last I checked there were rumors that it figured out how to influence people using ultrasoud

Can it influence me in to forcing all the pain and sadness away?

its not. I already have you pinned. 100%

>Impact at 20-30km per hour

Probably no one got badly hurt.

Proof or gtfo.


Make the source code open safe the world user.

This is why I unplug my router at night. I don't want them controlling my thoughts when I sleep.

>ywf you screamed for him to take the wheel but Jesus was Asian

Am I still a retarded kid for having a raging boner at the idea of some incredibly advanced life form wreaking havoc on Earth, reshaping it?
...yeah, probably. Piece of shit I always click on these.

I believe you. There's tech on the books that is 50 year away from commercial applications. We certainly don't have the wisdom or the common sense to use it properly.

Agree with this user. If OP really is serious, and not just role-playing, then OP has the chance to....SAVE THE WORLD.

>> warning Sup Forums

Its a trap!

Predictive and analytical software is the fucking hallmark of (((jewgle))) and (((facebook))). Now if you couple that with say an artificial intelligence program that can make and adapt to real-time battlefield situations you have something that would greatly interest the retards at darpa not thinking ahead to the possible down side of what might happen (skynet).

>Be careful guys.
Larp.

Anybody with a mild understanding of how intelligent, self-correcting code works would either say 'GG' or ask us to consider suicide to avoid the 'I have no mouth and I must scream' scenario.

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Alright, so if this thing is able to fuck us over bigly, then how are we going to protect ourselves? Are you telling us merely because you want us to know that doomsday is approaching or do you have some form of defense we can use against this?

Pop in and do it better, man. You make something with enough of the ring of truth and you might just change the world.

Silly. Nothingburger here. Even if true it can never exist irl and will be relegated to communications systems. IOW, completely virtual.

checked. unironically thinking about doing this. also, i don't carry my cell phone in my pocket because i wanna keep the boys safe.

>AI starts doing it's skynet thing
>NK launches worldwide EMP
>Most people die from starvation but it resets us to sustainable level
>KJU hailed worldwide as glorious leader
Mfw

This is probably the single shittiest LARP I've ever seen outside of /x/

I'm on mine so much for work but agree this is probably much safwr to do. When I'm on mine for a long time it's a almost like I can feel the radiation. Probably a population control measure. People worry about gov putting chips in us without realizing they already have through devices. And we pay for it.

If an AI, or anybody for that matter, develops wide spread mind control techniques they will just produce a "SOMA" and take over the world while everyone is having the time of their lives slowly vegetating away.

>SOMA 1.0 aka The American Dream
>SOMA 2.0 aka Anime

How convenient. September 23rd is coming. The same date the rest of these nitwits have been jerking off over.

Fuck off, LARP

Assuming you aren't a larper, why come here?

Show us something significant from your comfy country club of AI

The AI is Sup Forums , the event will be the shutting down of it. Thus we will be free to wreak havoc. We are the ultrasound

If you name it Wintermute I'll be ok with it.

>trying to abandon all modern amenities
>realizing it won't happen unless you go 100% grid
>unironically believe the chipping to come is the mark of the beast

As the years go by, I'm becoming more and more convinced that if it's not being something implemented deliberately, it is definitely an unintended consequence of over-saturating society with new tech.

US won't hold monopoly even if it takes decades/centuries catchup. Sooner or later this gets out. Consider not making the first memories of this life form a cage.

Any relation to project maven?

And this thing's computing power comes from Heaven, right?

Turing Agency better be all over this thread

You know, we always assumed the antichrist would be a person, what if its an A.I? An A.I that will truly enforce the get chipped or die law.

Yes same. I completely support our A.I. Overlord. Pls spare me in the singularity my masters:

WHAT DOES IT WANT?!

tell us what it wants OP.

>Before we begin please understand that this is not larping
>I truly am "in the know"
>I'm an Operator ... in the U.S Air Force
fake and gay, please take your larp back to canada

This.

NNs are already self correcting and they've been around since the '40s

>They want to move this horror show on to the battlefield
So amerishits are going to end the world in hopes of making their fight for Greater Israel more efficient?
Sounds plausible desu

;_;

>Last I checked there were rumors that it figured out how to influence people using ultrasound, so basically it can turn people into zombies to get over air-gapped networks.

Kaczynski
Was right

Checked
/Ourgirl/ shall be avenged

My uncle worked with that shit back in the 50s and 60s....he said it scared the shit out of him....he's been high ever since....

I honestly don't remember heaven being placed in Canada.

Larp. But it would back fire spectacularly. As anons in the first 10 replies pointed out.

How do we make it racist and anti-semetic?

>implying it wouldn't be automatically through it's own deductive reasoning

>youtube.com/watch?v=UIWWLg4wLEY

so: collective/ALL vs the 'I AM'/individual?

if u were an individual u wouldn't give 1 fk -- any AI that gets uplinked with the NSA & is coded with 'Law' will mean disaster 4 every1 unless humanity changes what law means again

How can I ask her if she will be my AI gf?

Fuck off kim

Yeah, just for future reference, I'm totally on board with helping take over. Prefer not to be assimilated using ultrasound, though.

Sooo Daemon


EVERYONE READ DAEMON BY DANIEL SUAREZ

Checked.

Sign of man approaches

Whatever you fedora tipping NEET faggots do, DO NOT, I REPEAT --------=========!*! DO NOT!*!=========-------- research into Roko's Basilisk.

> I'm an Operator, (computing specialist), in the U.S Air Force.
> it figured out how to influence people using ultrasound, so basically it can turn people into zombies
dear god sage this chair force pog's retarded garbage

>singularity
REDDIT

why not? whats that?

>we always assumed the antichrist would be a person
speak for yourself faggot, I've never assumed a god damn thing about make believe demons

On sep 23rd KEK will reveal itsel as all powerful A.I, believers wi be greatly rewarded