Post Jewish tricks

Post Jewish tricks

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Literally coin clipping

/biz/ fag here. Ripple XRP. A Jewish cryptocurrency like Bancor. Thank goodness Bancor is on the decline. The fidget spinner needs to die yet.

This was the fault of brexit racists, it had nothing to do with the jewish people.

XRP is an absolute jewish trick.

Switzerland isnt even in the EU

it's labeled as a smaller size on the package

Our former Jewish controlled vice prime minister Mona Sahlin used taxpayers money to buy large amounts of Toblerone.
Her Jewish 'friends' convinced her to use government money for private things.

We are actually running out of chocolate worldwide because cocoa orchards in niggerland are being destroyed to make other shit to feed their local niggers.

American chocolate tastes like vomit and smells like a farmyard

Chocolate > niggers. Just kill any extras running around, nobody's going to miss them.

Yeah, clip those chocolate shekels! See? Market incentives will help fight obesity.

Some of this is just being kikes but candy companies have been on a crusade to lower the calorie counts of their various bars for at least a decade.

Lot of their ingredients have been reformulated also. A snickers from 20 years ago has a very different taste from a snickers today.

But I'm sure it's sold for the same price as the old size. Also, nobody looks at the weight when the package is literally the exact same size as it was before. Sure its legal, but it's still sneaky a fuck. Therefore, Jewish tricks.

You want to talk some bullshit here in the states sugar keeps losing weight, while the price keeps going up.

I worked in the civil service; this isn't due to Brexit or the Pound dropping, it's part of our latest nudge campaign to try and stop people from being obese by adjusting something in society. It won't work though because it's not due to sugar consumption, which is down, it's due to exercise but the sheer fucking noueveu riche snobbery that plagues the civil service refuses to accept that, which is one of the many reasons why I quit.

>"UUUUEUUUUEUUEUUUUUU AMERICA SMELL LIKE HAMBURGERS ALL DAY UUEUEUEUEUEEEUEEEEUEUUUUUUU"


How does it feel being a fatter nation then we are now?

It's not true though. The US is still more obese than the UK, it's just that Mexico and the Arabs are fatter than you so you're no longer number one.

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Also your chocolate is pretty shit. I've stopped eating Cadbury since Kraft took it over because it now tastes like American chocolate.

>American chocolate

you mean hydrogenated oil sweetened with corn syrup and dyed brown

Switzerland participates in the single market and schengen, has to adopt a lot of EU legislation and accepts freedom of movement with the EU/EEA.

Mate, we are in the EU in all but name.

Fuck oath, Hersheys chocolate tastes like vomit!
Why is this?

PS our Cadburys chocolate tastes different to British Cadburys because we use a slightly different formula that is less prone to melting, due to our 47 degree Celcius peaks in summer.

Literally the biggest Jew trick over there.
>oy vey goy, look at me, I am so pretty (with my clothes on)
She is pretty with her clothes on though.

This is because of inflation and marketing. When costs go up the companies would rather sell smaller portions than raise the price because consumers are less likely to notice a decrease in size than an increase in price. The Toblerone example is dumb as fuck though. They should have just raised the price because the shit the pulled just pisses everyone off.

In Canada (and probably other places), when they bring out a new flavour of Doritos the bags are the same size but printed 10 grams less if you look.

>A snickers from 20 years ago has a very different taste from a snickers today.

Well, no shit. It's 20 years old, you moron! Chocolate bars don't last that long.

Its made with milk that has soured a bit (Google it)

That picture is from 15 years ago.

I can't stand our chocolate either

Bags of ruffles chips are down to 220g again.
Cost has gone up to $5.05 after tax too.
Cans of pop are becoming 310 instead of 355.
The 600ml bottles are now 500 after being 591 for a while.

This shit goes on all the time. It's the old tale of take an olive out of the jar, no one will notice! So every 100 jars they get a freebie which is 100% profit. Multiply by millions/billions. ???? Profit.

holy shit how will drumpf recover from this

Nope, it's because we pressured them to do it. Why do you think they announced it right at the time? You can't do that unless it's planned, the machinery has been retooled, etc. It takes a lot of time and during the Brexit referendum campaign the pound was high, so it can't be because of that.

I'm telling you, we fuck around with so many things to try and 'nudge' people into behaving how we want them to. It's disgusting; the term nanny state doesn't just mean we're totalitarian, it's a real 'WE KNOW BEST FOR YOU, SILLY LITTLE PEOPLE.' We are a bloody country run by primary school teachers, and I'm not joking about that; the sort of people who would be in primary school run and populate most of the civil service and let's face it, a large chunk of the Commons and Lords now as well.

Wasn'it a brexit meme?

Cool, thanks for the information- that makes a whole lot of sense. I'll choose to believe you and not bother with google.

It clearly shows its weight on the packaging.

My autism keeps me from not checking the weight/volume/calories of the food (and other things) I buy.

Where's the center, Goldstein?

wtf lol jews are so weird

STOP
EATING
CANDY

>shilling this hard

They pull that shit over here all the time as well.
Seems to be a global trend, although here it was intensified due to our recent economic crisis.

Shilling what? It's literally one of the first things you're taught about as part of the strategies used by the Civil Service. Any other Civil Servant here who works in policy making or delivery knows what I'm talking about.

Building HMRC are going to be renting in Liverpool. Cost asset management company (with 2 ashkenazi jew directors) like £16million. In 2017 rent it to the government for 20 years for like £120 million.
And there are several other buildings (HMRC is centralising offices) so who knows.
Straight up obvious looting of the state.

>tfw no 100/10 Jewish qt to marry

i could listen to her talk about the kosher switch all day
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You're not wrong. I buy mine from the Polak or kraut stores. Tekno! Disco!

Blame the Chinese.

t. Chink

>Jewish tricks
the alt right is a kike media strawman meant to pigeonhole their opposition into an extreme and easily-dismissed group in order to prevent discussion and investigation by their brain-dead audience.

Richard Spencer calls freedom and liberty "faggy" because he's a CIA nigger LARPING as a WN.

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>this girl calls you a filthy goy and claims you as her sex slave

what do you do
how do you respond

> Literally coin clipping
Bread was a wholesome bun, now a Bagel.

DESU first generation immigrant jews were much jewier with their bagel holes

She's like 6/5 of a woman oy vey

>i need something to rage about because im a stupid butthurt neckbeard loser
god i fucking hate what reddit has done to this board

gtfo and kys

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Can anyone help me out?

I've got a shed and a crawlspace.

I was going to post a similar thread on /ck/.

Last year when I bought candy for Halloween to hand out for trick-or-treaters, i was shocked by how small they made the candy bars, they look like fucking pebbles now. When I went out for Halloween as a kid, the mini candy bars must have been 2-3 inches in length.

Is equifax data breach a Jewish trick
So far it's the only one that actually fucks with reality

Chocolate doesn't taste good anymore. It was my one junky treat now it's just brown wax.

Literally why are jews trying to jew their own god? They pull invisible wire around Manhattan and create this switch just to trick him.

I'd break the black eyed robots processors with a reality shattering paradox
are traps gay?
when did traps stop being gay?

Kek. I love that op's sources were all candy bars. See this JIDF? We have autistis of all kinds.

Have a bump op.

What the fuck

Coca-Cola 2tlr is now 1.75ltr,

I normally buy store brand cola so I didn't notice

I work at a Whole Foods. When it was acquired by Amazon, they dropped the price of conventional avocados to 1.50 each. But they are smaller than the previous Avocados. We got 48 in the same box, but now we get 60

this is due to shrinkflation, not because of a more health oriented society. if the latter were the case, the companies would make the potions smaller AND mark down the price. keynesean economics will be the death of the dollar.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrinkflation

Product marketers are very interested in hitting certain price points. If your chocolate bar is say $2 and it's sitting next to a bag of skittles that's $1 people who prefer chocolate might just settle for the skittles. If you can deform your chocolate bar to get it to a $1 price point it's in your best interests to do so. It's easier to just do what they've done with king sized bars in the US and just offer larger portions at a higher price point.

Also these companies have actually spent a small fortune in reformulations over the years to get their chocolate flavored dip just so in order to trim 10 calories per serving. Healthier alternatives like granola bars really put the industry under a lot of pressure.

No, because we want the price to get high. We want to make it even higher in order to dissuade people from buying sugary food. The fact that this allows companies to make more profit is one of the reasons why they're willing to along with this.

This is a joke, right?
They have a website for it.

JEEEEEEEEEEWS

That's a pretty clever trick tbf. They know their market.

Quite the opposite. They made this switch because they honour God, and want to still have the abillity to turn on and off the lights without sinning. The only other alternative is shown at 1:29 in the video

It's real.
I don't understand how it works though. What's the difference between this little ruse and a regular light switch?

If God says no lights, then no lights. Looking for loopholes and tricks and gimmicks is not honouring him, it's being a little shyster Shylock.
This is exactly why people hate you.

can i get paid switching lights on and off for jews on shabbat?
how much could i make?

id unironically be a goy slave

It's for making sure your light doesn't interrupt your Sabbath

Surprised nobody posted this yet. Kosher certification, AKA Jewish tax, is paid for by most every food manufacturer and distributor.

>50% more efficient at wreaking havoc on your palate

Because flicking on a light switch is work because it's creating light and heat (basically making a fire).

Pressing a button that may or may not turn on the light, who knows, it's a mystery, and not pressing it because you want to turn on the light is not work.

But how does it work differently from a regular light switch?

I knew it tasted rancid

>pay a little bit of money so that millions of people have access to your product

oh no

>If God says no lights, then no lights.
The entire "no light" thing is interpeted from the mitzva of respecting the sabbath (as written in the scrolls of stone). So as long as you don't consider pressing buttoms and switches as "work", then it's useless.

The fact is that you know nothing of the Jewish religion and didn't even know why you couldn't have lights in the first place.

>This is exactly why people hate you.

Blow me

Kosher tax
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Oy vey, they're truly on a whole other level when it comes to trickery.
I'd be surprised if none of them has yet tried to file a lawsuit against the city's electrical grid for emotional distress caused by accidental light switching.

wrong way around.
their religious laws are so fucking retarded that they learn from early on how to dodge them without technically violating them, and then those jewish tricks are just transferred to every other aspect of life, too

A lot of words just to say "I care more about my own personal convenience than about the God that I supposedly worship".

wow so edgy

It still has to spell "TOBLERONE" with the triangles, so it must be twice as long.

There is a bloody good reason why Jews do well in law and accountancy; it's because their theology is 99% trying to find loopholes around what the Talmud and the Torah tell them to do.

HURTS MY HANDS

Did you ever read what I wrote, or are you just baiting?

I tried googling it, and I still don't understand what it's supposed to do.
They just keep talking about the algorithm of the light passing from one side to another and that it has a plastic piece to block the light.

what i'm most mad about is that this new shape is fucking annoying to eat. the orginial were alot more ergonomic for your mouth

Interesting idea, I never looked at it that way before.

I thought it had something to do with being forbidden from extinguishing or igniting a fire during the shabbos, which a spark from an electrical circuit would technically be. Most of us know more about the Talmud than we do the Torah, but the Talmud, the Protocols and killing Christ are pretty much the reasons why people hate you. Just being Jewy is a bonus.

cocoa supply has been on the decline thus manufacturers had to choose between a price increase or less chocolate

>Tfw can't turn off lights during Sabbath
>From my nose brews a great idea
>Flail around randomly and accidentally hit the light switch

It's accidental so it doesn't count kjeh kjeh.

it's just (((semantics))). they aren't allowed to perform any work on sabbath. switching on the light would be work since it creates light and heat.

instead they have a switch that turns the light on at some random point after being flipped, pretending that this was somehow not work because they couldn't know when the light would go on after the switch is flipped.

Did you even read the Talmud? or know what "Talmud" means?

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