Brit/pol/ - PICKLE MAY Edition

>Left wing unions plot to throw Labour’s Trident plans into chaos by voting to axe the nuclear deterrent
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/11/left-wing-unions-plot-throw-labours-trident-plans-chaos-voting/

>Brexit: MPs urged not to 'frustrate' repeal bill
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41218647

>Continued formal membership of single market post-Brexit 'open for discussion', Jeremy Corbyn claims
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/11/continued-formal-membership-single-market-post-brexit-open-discussion/

>'The Queen's statue will topple just like Saddam's did in Iraq':
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871918/Friend-London-Bridge-attacker-Windsor-Castle-video.html

>Mother-of-four who tried to smuggle 12 Vietnamese illegal immigrants into UK hidden in stacks of TYRES using her heavy pregnancy as a cover is jailed for nearly three years
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4872698/Mother-jailed-trying-smuggle-12-migrants-UK.html

>Great Repeal Bill: Labour MP slams ‘fundamentally un-British’ bill in outrageous outburst
express.co.uk/news/politics/852786/brexit-news-great-repeal-bill-withdrawal-bill-vote-eu-uk-law-commons-parliament-debate

>TUC warns against 'cherry-picking' some workers for pay rises
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41224989

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cbf watching the football today

i will vote green in 2021

>mfw german autism

GCHQ in the house tonight

>The National Socialist Party has become the board. What you have inherited from your oldfags, you must lurk before you can post. The most precious memes in this board though are its own shitposters. And for these shitposters and for the sake of these memes, we have to struggle and fight. And never tire; and never weaken; and never give up; and never despair. Long live our memes, long live our shitposters, and long live our shitposter empire. Deus vult!
youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU

don't then

how red pilled are your family

You should kys 1n 2020

thanks for your permission

>current year
>not being NatSoc/fashy

Mongs desu

Who do you support?

I haven't drank in a long time but last night felt particularly rough and I wanted a girl to feel less lonely. What I ended up with was a black eye and an empty wallet.

I say chaps, we need to let in more refugees. Don't you remember the colonies? By Jove, we treated those poor people so badly! Let them into our fair city of London where they can be happy! Rule Britannia!

Guarantee Hitler would gas you

hitler wasn't real hitler
shut up

doxxable info

Lel I bet its ars6nil

Where would be a good capital for the Celtic Union? I'm thinking somewhere on the coast of West Wales or East Ireland or Brittany if we're including north Iberia just to have it all centralized.

Forgot pic

forgot picture

Isle of Mann. But it should be capital of United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

praying for the ppl in florida after that hurricane but on the bright side there will be loads of jobs to rebuild houses and it will be good for the economy lol x

>Don't you remember the colonies
That's right shekelstein what we need is more Australians, they were treated ever so poorly being banished to that dangerous island.

Anybody remember when Sup Forums used to crank call George Galloway?

Dad is the one who red-pilled me from a young age, mum is loving and loyal wife of dad for 30 years.

but always hated pakis as is inherent if you actually live in a poor northern town.
>They smell.
>They're arrogant.
>They think because they're asian they have the intellligence of chink asians (?).
>hyper-competitive and materialistic. >Pedophiles.
>They talk in hindi bindi in a really loud and obnoxious manner.
>Cowardly, take one away from his group and see how he cowers.
>Their faith is medieval. not compatible with a post-industrial society.

Literally never met a paki that didn't fill any of these criteria. Have yet to be proved wrong.

Have we left the EU yet? I'm feeling sleepy.

Tintagel is the only correct answer

i'm sleepy too because the thread is doa

I googled pope quotes to try and make myself feel better because surely the pope would forgive me who I am. But no. The pope is a fucking idiot.

>the pope would forgive me who I am
The Pope doesn't think even God's capacity for infinite forgiveness covers people who don't get baptised and think the weekly digestive literally turns to flesh, what do you expect?
Get some John Wesley in you instead.
>Light yourself on fire with passion and people will come from miles to watch you burn.

wow this place is slow

back to /brit/ i go

Friendly reminder that the UK is the ultimate cuck country. Everything is privatised, everything is overpriced, workers rights are cut, and the electorate side with fatcat shareholders over trade unions because the Daily Mail (owned by a corporate tax dodger) said it's Polish peoples fault their wages are dropping.

good

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Good goyim.

>overpriced
How do you think price is determined?

>trade unions
It's in the interest of trade unions to keep the workers struggling.

>Polish peoples fault their wages are dropping
I don't think most people care about much money they make as long as they have food and a roof. After that they care about identity which is being robbed from them.

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good graph my dude really made a solid case for your theory

you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.

The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the British ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

CUM-bria

>It's in the interest of trade unions to keep the workers struggling.
Golly, I didn't know it was possible to have an iq below 40.

>american shart posting

The state of jezzas house

forgot pic

Well it's true. Their whole operation relies on the oppression of the workers. They need a poor and oppressed army. They need people who will vote socialist and so they can never truly help the workers.

A union is better for workers than no union.

Everyone sharts dumb Brit.

Just the other day I was at work and sharted. Stunk up the whole fucking place too..even the bosses were like "What the fuck happened?"

All I did was go to the bathroom, wipe the shit out of my underwear, and left and worked from home the rest of the day (it's in our company policy and I'm not the first one to do it).

incorrect. a union is better for some union members at the expense of others, as a union can only raise a prevailing wage rate by lowering the total amount of labour provided.

>Everything is privatised
excluding Southern Rail, the worst things in this country are the things which aren't privatised.

>Everything is overpriced
This is true only of the south, further north prices are more reasonable. You can buy a pint up here for under a £1 at some select pubs.

>workers rights are cut
true, public sector workers whinge way too much though. At least they have security as compared to those working in the private sector. Zero-hours contracts are bad across the board so i agree here.

>the electorate side with fatcat shareholders over trade unions because the Daily Mail (owned by a corporate tax dodger) said it's Polish peoples fault their wages are dropping.

I'd side with those fatcats anyday over TUs senpai. Trade Unions nearly brought this country to its knees (see Winter of Discontent). Its not ideal i agree however as those big businesses push europhile agenda.

also:
>actually going out to vote
>reading the Daily Mail

pick one

A union run by a genuinely benevolent dictator with a true love of his nation is the only union that would ever work.

Wtf is a jezza? My phone doesn't even recognize it.

Also incorrect. Lowering the quantity and raising the price of the factors of production does not make a country more wealthy.

You are forgetting health and safety, sick pay, accidents, unfair dismissals, disputes, hours, and of course pay. I'd like to see you work in a low skilled position with no union and see how long you would last.

He buys the shittest house on a nice street so he can pretend he is poor and working class

I'm not arguing that it will.

All of these are constituent parts of the total payment to the worker by the employer, the nominal wage only being what the employee demands in direct cash from his labour.

Wages for brickies, plumbers and what not have risen since the eastern euros started leaving.
I guess we need to start being even more racist.

Employees do not have any power. Try negotiating anything with a large company as an individual, you will get nowhere and be replaced in an instant.

Imagine being a socialist in 2017.

Why is there two threads up?

>bp

hahaha yeah WOW lets just nationalise an international company with $263 billion in global ssets

Britniggers are very individualistic and incapable of general planning.

Communism is stupid. Look to the foundations. You are making a quasi-religious error with your faith in marx.

I'm not a communist.

What do you believe in then?

kek

>Implying there won't be an election sooner

>tfw no one replied to felchmong earlier

But we just had an election and Cons actually want to stay in power.

>theresa may will bring about a decrease in immigrati-

I'm making an observation that workers need unions in capitalism to ensure there is a balance between profit and not being exploited.

>God doesn't forgive original sin without undertaking baptism
No shit. He also doesn't forgive sin without repentance.
>The Eucharist is just, like, symbolic man
Death to heretics.

>the Daily Mail (owned by a corporate tax dodger) said it's Polish peoples fault their wages are dropping
That wasn't the Daily Mail. That was the Bank of England.

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/12063052/Mass-migration-driving-down-wages-offered-to-British-jobseekers.html

Prove them and the law of supply and demand wrong.

Workers need laws not unions

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>I'm not communist
>I'm simply observing the need for communism

>everything except lynching niggers is communism

>Private voluntary organisations is communism

SHE HUNGERS

75 MPH+ GUSTS

PLANT POTS SHALL BE TIPPED

ENTIRE TREES SHALL BE BENT

ELECTRICITY MAY BE AFFECTED

IT IS TIME

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The function of trade unions was to pressure businesses. Now that laws have improved and workers have enough rights trade unions are simply for getting people to vote socialist.

By your logic, if a union of workers is communist, then any company is also communist.

Laws are also needed but they don't cover every situation. Unions also help laws to be enforced.

England, seeing as it has more Celts than the Celtic "nations" combined.

you lot ready for the autistic rages in 2 days?

I did warn everyone that she wouldn't, but no one listened
>BASED mummy may. LAWL

>tfw when no rain or heavy wind forcasted where im in london

You presume that companies also have the power to choose wages. This is not true. They cannot offer a less favourable package than their competitors, and they cannot offer a better package than the (discounted) value of the produce of the worker. In fact, the worker has more "power" than the employer, as the worker can choose leisure over labour, whereas a company paying too little or too much will go out of business promptly.

Why do these always look like they've been copypastad from the YouTube comments section or one of those paedophile hunting Facebook groups?

Workers unions are not communist. They are socialist if backed by the state and allowed to breach the property rights of anyone. They are otherwise a voluntary organisation.

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But they are soap dodgers that should be rinsed down with a water cannon and bottle of dettol.

You know I'm right user, don't try to argue against me.

>desperately trying to scrape together as much land as possible in order to even halfway feasibly match England alone

face it, the UK is driven by England. Everything else might as well be called greater england.
Celtcucks need not apply

There will be

Under a good government they would be nationalised. I think that to some degree workers do need to be oppressed in order for a country to compete internationally but under a good government the workers would be given the best they could.

Celts haven't existed for hundreds of years.

They are the "WE WUZ" of Western Europe

>He also doesn't forgive sin without repentance.
Right, but if you repent without doing all the super cool Catholic rituals it won't count for shit, because Papist cucks think justification through works is compatible with an infinite capacity for forgiveness.
>Eucharist
>Literal
Let me guess, the Bible was written by God himself, not mankind interpreting His word, and is infallible, right?

Wages are just one part of it.
How can a worker choose leisure over labour when people need an income for food and shelter? In 2017 there is social security but that is not a fun lifestyle at all, and I presume there would be no social security in your ideal of an anarchist capitalist country.

It's like if modern day English people claimed they are 'Anglo-Saxons' and considering a union with Saxony in North Germany.

IE it's fucking retarded

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