You wake up at your current location in the year 100. What do?

You wake up at your current location in the year 100. What do?

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Get killed by Susquehannock Indians.

Gee I sure hope no judaic tribe takes over my steppes and plains

Beat the shit out of the Romans for the 6 millionth time.

Die in all likeliness.

>immediately raped by Apache
>entrails used as condoms
>teeth turned into buttons

build legionary fortresses to help fight of Kraut tribes

Show natives my lighter and become a God.

Take a piss and start a fire since it's probably cold.

Become a Roman Legionnaire and earn fame through my military expeditions, skill in fighting and knowledge.

I create metals and use my many books to create new political ideologies and to, eventually, become glorious Emperor of Rome.

I use modern ways of micro-management to conquer further into Asia and Africa; allowing glory to the Roman Empire.

I rename the Roman Empire to the Yorkshire Empire and crown myself God Emperor of the Yorkshire people.

kil romanz n shieett

Run

build a house out of sticks

Hang out with the relatively chill Caddo Indians and teach them to smelt iron.

get lied to and fight the ottomans without knowing it will ruin my region forever

oh shit, i thought it said 100 year earlier, as if in 1917.

in that case i would eat sand and die

>Silesia
>1917
Go out and stab a few germans

Fuck... Pray I'm considered a white god I suppose. Then migrate.

I hunt buffalo all day and bang my ten wives all night before having buffalo steak for dinner and falling asleep under the stars.

In the morning I wander wherever I wish.

Damn the injuns had it good.

>year 100
>ottomans

did you go to school

read:dumb amerimutt

Die in a trench

Optionally survive as a cripple and get gassed 25 years later for being a useless eater

Go kill some Indians

kek

he said the year 100

Learn to read fags

>Beat the shit out of the Romans for the 6 millionth time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolt_of_the_Batavi

Walk to Londinium and see if I can get in contact with the Governor after spending a few months working on my Latin.

*offers blessing to new overlord*
Damn fine county you rule there your highness

Eat corn and build mud hills in Cahokia

Damn just in time for the Daco-roman war.....cool.

Get killed by Fingolian horde

I'd found a tribe based on matriarchy and together we conquer the world by using my advanced knowledge.

My location was full of germans back then
so my point stands still

Mine the purest copper on earth, fish out of the greatest of lakes, tell stories around the campfire to the rest of my tribe as we prepare for the coming winter months.

Where am I?

Look for a tribe and pretend to be a God child of some kind. Hopefully they'll worship me, not kill me outright, and let me have a nice squaw. I shall attempt to learn their ways and not be too retarded, even though I shall be clearly retarded and helpless as a baby.

Throw feces at Roman border posts

you mean sharting and eating doritos while browsing Sup Forums ?

Make my way to Rome, teach them how to make gunpowder, and redpill them on race.

work on the family farm, and make sure they know what henry 8th is gonna do to us

>die in 2 days

ftfy

Learn the native American ways and become a dictator after gaining enough influence
Or kill them with foreign European diseases, impregnate the remaining women and begin an empire to rival all others

Be a dope ass Frisian as I am still today.

1. Invent the camera early
2. Take a picture of a roman
3. Cause an avalanche somewhere to freeze myself
4. Wake up in 2017
5. Prove the romans were white (if there isn't enough proof already)

>goes to rome

"Hey wanna learn how to make gunpowder ? also niggers are bad LOL"
>gets killed

I know how to sail, live in maine, and I can speak welsh, and I learned a bit of latin too. my time has come.
1. build a boat (I know how but building it would take time, without my town here I would have plenty resources though)
2. hope I don't die in the north atlantic storms
3. make it to wales
4. enjoy life in roman britain, maybe even fuck up the timeline by knowing what's going to happen
OR
impregnate the local cheiftan's daughter with my seed and stay in New England, teach them everything I know (I'm a history guy, after all). Enforce an Anglo lifestyle and try to figure out a way to acquire gunpowder, create a PROPHECY in which english speaking men will come from across the ocean and save them from their sins in 1500 years, effectively giving the English an extra empire by the time they get here, so we can have space travel by 1900

Ask what year it is then ask did they win

be more or less literally under the Antonine Wall, which, although it wont be built for another 40 years, marks the point at which even the Romans decided the natives weren't worth the hassle.

Freeze and run from wolves/bears.

Murdered by natives in North American southeast.

Try not to get killed by injuns.

>the Jordanian shitposter replying to everybody hoping for a (you)
Pathetic

Go on a rape rampage until someone killed me

I'd hate to live in such barbaric times, everything would smell like shit and piss and there's no Anime

best peninsula

I go fishing.

>3. Cause an avalanche somewhere to freeze myself
>4. Wake up in 2017

There's a flaw in your logic.

gibsmeyous

Well I need to "invent" a lot of things to make that possible. Browsing Sup Forums is permitted but eating shit instead of food is only an option for conquered and illoyal tribes since dumbed down and fat enemy's are much easier to handle.

Invade goths

Big time.

>What do?
Four Chicks At The Same Time, Man!

>>gets killed

more like
>saves the Roman empire and ensures the eternal dominion of the white race

Found a latifundia and be rich as fuck

You know it

>wake up, freezing
>hear indian whooping nearby
>attempt to eat food, gut bacteria is too advanced and doesn't recognize this food, get diarrhea
>eat some snow for water
>run from forest fire caused by indians
>run from bear
>run from indians
>chase a deer for a bit
>try to fish in the hudson river, get parasitic worms from eating undercooked fish
>die from disease and starvation in a few days

be a gatherer/hunter

oh FUGG


Uh

Roam germanic woods dressed in a pelt and club other germanics to death

Optionally some romans

>wake up, freezing
>die

ftfy

minecraft IRL

im in the middle of barbarian territory, fuck

I would lead an Armenian Aryan master race expeditionary force and conquer the known world

More than likely die from hypothermia. I wouldn't even be able to get anywhere close to the nearest settlement, considering the fact that this general area hasn't been touched until at least 600-700.

I will teach my german people , we will have nukes within 20 years and than we would travel to Mars and elsewhere , meanwhile nigger people and other shitskins would pray to the oh-vey Lord and suck dicks, by 1500 we would have a planetarian paincampsystem where we torture kikes and niggers for the lulz

>being this bad at basic human shit

Die because I live on an island and it gets up to -35C here
There isn't good farmable land here either. The only you really can grow is Oats and Rye

L0L niggerfaggot

Says the actual nigger.

well akshullyz im sandnigga

Same here, Troms?

Be "?" and rule the world.

>inb4 most powerful race

>Pull out knife, make tinder
>Take lighter and start fire
>Become a God to whatever Indian tribe finds me
>Give them small pox.

>he thinks germanic people were barbarians
the sad state of german education

Probably die of hunger or cold.

you mean get killed by fingols ?

This isn't a fucking looney toons skit.

go hunt some wild niggers

>become Roman Legionnaire
>die on day 12 to some Pict with a shit covered spear.

I live in the Roman Empire Yay

i join one of my ancestral tribes, learn the way of the land, make a religion based on the lifestyle and live my life happily till the end.

Still a nigger, just a different shade of shit.

Rennebu; nowhere as north up as you it seems. I'd still be fucked.

Hawaii.

Probably get killed by savages.

Cuck the Senate then die in the colloseum.

Freeze to death in the middle of nowhere.

Join and serve the glorious Roman Empire of course.

Rome was the greatest civilization of Classical antiquity.

S.P.Q.R!

No, your a nigger mang

Getting killed by Seminole Indians.

Start playing konosuba.

people lived in hawai in 100?

no u

probably get lost in some mountain/forest then freeze to death

Be killed by indians and find gold
t. Californian living on the coast

>build a little basket house
>get to know local tribes
>eat fish & blackberries & wild rice
>live happily ever after in a wonderful climate with a constant food suplly and no warring tribes
>SF Bay Area masterrace of year 100

I would be probably killed by some random roman soldier.