Tfw i am depressed because i am a virgin

>tfw i am depressed because i am a virgin
>tfw i am virgin because sexual liberation
>tfw sexual liberations exists because jews
>tfw jews exists because hitler was killed
>tfw hitler was killed by communists
>tfw communists have ruined my life

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You're not alone. On the bright side, you don't have to worry about STD's or dealing with emotionally unstable trainwrecks

you're also fat, right?
blame capitalists for that

Then don't be a fucking virgin you tool.
It is easy.

>virgin damage management

KEK

afaik hitler was the one that killed hitler... so nazism is to blame??? wait what?

>It is easy
show me

What if I tick all the boxes except:

Don't like to drink at parties
Don't like to approach strangers
Don't like to be approached by strangers

Are you really blaming Jews for you own insecurities and mistakes?

Meh, sex is overrated. I'd rather have a nice scotch.

You're a virgin because your probably really fucking ugly

nah dude
you just have shit game
sorry
learn pickup

Im not a virgin, but im bad with women. Just waiting for someone to post some advice...

That's not the reason in most cases though...

Don't worry user, robo waifus are going to save us

KEK
Yeah, really hot guys have such troubles getting laid

KEK, they do if they don't do 2 of those fucking things retard. I am living proof of that.

Learn game: www.krauserpua.com

had a few decent girls in HS

there was a weird guy much hotter than me who wandered the halls and never had a girl

You haven't proved a single one of these statements.

Basically me, I was always the weird, silent guy (not ugly, and definitely not stupid). I just don't/can't approach girls. I also don't like alcohol which isn't helping me with my approach problem :(

PUA is the shit man. Also, have a decent career and income, clean your room, and engage in physical activity. I would focus on the basic essentials before getting to the advanced stuff.

Blaming Jews and communists all day and not engaging in self-improvement is having a problem-oriented mentality, not a solution-oriented mentality.

>muh j00z
Its literally the jews fault that you cant get a girl? Maybe blame your parents for being such an ugly fuck.

The problem with this is that there are a lot of guys that don't have a decent job...cleaning your room? What????

hahas my first blowjob the girl was vomiting seconds prior...

her HER drunk instead

my dick is small too kek, girls will notice this because all the porn (created by jews)

leave your parent's basement

Hooker

get*

who are you calling ugly, kike
none of your people would be able to pick up a single girl if looks would all be that mattered

Just be yourself

You can blame the jews for not having a traditional relation, not for being virgin. If the jews made one thing easy is to get pussy. You're a beta, man up or gtfo.

Dude, jews like the Rockefeller unironically started feminism to make women go work and pay taxes and have the kids be raised by the state. APOLOGISE!

>I am living proof of that.
your anecdotes doesn't affect this fact.

"really hot guys have such troubles getting laid" is a general statement. really hot guys will not have any trouble getting laid. that is the general rule. of course there are exceptions to this rule, but generally really hot guys can get laid regardless of if they're "nice people" or "social".

it's statistically more likely that you are not nearly as hot as you think, rather than all the other things you mentioned above. drinking at parties is not a prereq to getting laid. approaching/getting approached by strangers aren't prereqs either. but if you're not social what so ever - then you're obviously not going to be able to be social in a sexual way.

being autistic will of course not help.

>her sons are being abused by the kike LIEV as we speak.

I apologize. It was a stupid thing to do. And I shouldn't have done it. With all the power that I hold, I should have known better.

>cleaning your room
Jordan peterson - youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_gUmt0k8o

This

Models by mark manson? What u guys think?
Idk man. I'm 23 virgin but really don't care. Looking for an intimate relationship more than being insecure about my virginity. I got over that. Still chicken out on asking girls tho. So feels bad for that i guess. Deleted my porn.

Dick size is WAYYY overrated - 5 inch is small normal and perfectly fine as long as woman doesnt have a numb pussy from mental/physical problems which can only feel the pressure of large objects

>60k a month on patreon to give self help platitudes to virgin pseudoneets.

>>tfw i am depressed because i am a virgin
These feelings are delusions. just ignore them. it doesn't matter if you've stuck your happy snake in the rabbit hole or not.

They also mutilated your benis

You have no right to be a virgin if you are over 18 and have access to the internet. everyone has a type.

Don't be a fucking idiot, being a virgin is a meme now. It is now easier than ever to meet and fuck, sluts are absolutely everywhere.
What is hard now is actually marrying a decent woman, those are fucking gone.

>5 inch is perfectly fine

ah yes, that must be why 5 inch dildos are so popular among women

>PUA is the shit
PUA IS shit . Overly complicated solutions to simple problems . Fuck , Just walk up and say hey .

>PUA

Neck yourself fucking degenarate

dam
that is critical hit, my friend

Literally all you have to do is talk to women and you will eventually stumble into some pussy. If my best buds fat autistic brother can do it, literally anyone can.

that's why he's a virgin

I just had to google PUA. wtf is wrong with these children today. i know ugly motherfuckers who get their dicks sucked every night by someone different. you don't even have to be 'social' and go to a bar ffs. there's literally an app for this shit.

>depressed because im a virgin
Dude im a 26 year old virgin and I couldn't be more proud. I see sex in modern society as degeneracy rather than a way to reproduce

It's literally impossible for a guy who's not in the "1%" now a days to not be a virgin.

Yeah but go where? Exactly.

most women don't go to the hilt as it is inconvenient to use as a handle, also you need more pressure from a dildo vs a 180 pound thrusting in and out of you, 5 is too short but 6 should be ALRIGHT (obviously not ideal like 8 inches is) for most women.

I'm not going to throw Mary Elizabeth Winstead out of bed because she doesn't have E cup breasts, or her pussy isn't as tight as a japanese broad's.

user you can still find virgin gf
I found my 19 years old virgin gf at age of 22 not long a go.

No actually, finding someone "to fuck" is literally impossible unless you're the 1%

But who created the communists?

goddamn man. fucking golden.

you seem to know what you're talking about

I wonder if Oprah's magic baby benis cream can make make his benis grow back
youtu.be/b7JzdcZPvzg

Girls buy those vibes with the bunny ears and balls inside or vibes they rub their clits with - FAGS are the ones buying big realistic dildos

It wasn't you obviously, it was your diaspora brothers looking to harm white male political control in America.

I get your point. I hope you personally dont get SHOAD™

>I see sex in modern society as degeneracy rather than a way to reproduce
there's nothing 'modern' about recreational non-reproductive sex, wtf are you even on about? It was literally a religious occupation to be a prostitute in ancient Mesopotamia.

>It's literally impossible for a guy who's not in the "1%" now a days to not be a virgin.
expand on this pls

>Yeah but go where? Exactly.
Use the fucking internet. ffs this is 2017.

>dealing with emotionally unstable trainwrecks
except for himself though

> Ayo nigga, hol' up, you can't get laid in current year?
> Nigga you need to get on that pickup artist shit my nigga!
> Take these roids nigga and hit the gym, get big
> Nigga you gotta upgrade dat boring ass car my nigga!
> Ayo white boi don't tell me you makin' anythin' less than 6 figures!
> Fuck you listening to, nigga? You like that? Fuck that- Change the radio nigga!
> Stop tryin' to talk to these wenches like dey on yo level nigga, you gotta treat em like trash my nigga! Dey love dat shit!
> My nigga I'm tellin' you, you gotta neg that bitch!
> Now you be reddy to fuk! Get that fuk, my nigga! That bitch over there look DTF!

> What do you mean, it's not fair that women have dropped all pretense of femininity but still expect you to protect, pamper and pay for them?
> What do you mean, it's not worth altering your personality, breaking your back for a degree and an office gig and spending most of your income on trendy shit just for a chance to fuck a girl who didn't need to do anything but swipe on tinder?
> What do you mean, hookup culture and one night stands with women who have had hundreds of guys before you isn't gratifying without a real emotional connection?
> What do you mean, you just want the same kind of simple, traditional, faithful coupling all your ancestors had as recently as your grandparents?

> What are you, gay?
> You damn goy- I mean, yo, my nigga, you better put down dat vidya, turn off that anime, leave yo room, and get a life!

top kek. fuck that whiny leaf

you are a virgin because you are a fag that doesn't have the courage to do anything, that's all. And I know what I am speaking about, as a 36yo fat permavirgin.

>tfw your greek but a doctor circumsized you because i have a "health problem"

there is foreskin restoration though

I am emotionally stable, because I don't have any. I have to fake the emotions I show.

>there's nothing 'modern' about recreational non-reproductive sex, wtf are you even on about? It was literally a religious occupation to be a prostitute in ancient Mesopotamia.
Yeah but you know what I mean. Imagine if you fucked someone in the 1950s, that would be considered degenerate and you would be an outcast. Unless obviously it was for reproducing

>expand on this
Try to get laid, bro im 26 im chad as fuck I'm awesome im handsome and i never kissed anyone

>use the internet
But then it's awkward when you meet up.

If you can't get laid it means you are ugly as hell, and get absolutely no love from women. I personally have slept with about 20 cute thots. To be honest you are not missing much.

t. half-shitskin, 5' 10", overweight, diagnosed autist.

Nah im hot as hell and 26 year old kissless virgin. I'm like the "Chad virgin" meme.

I know my problem, it's:

Being uninterested in what strangers have to say, even if i like them
Don't like to approach random people

There's nothing stopping you from having a 'simple, faithful, traditional coupling like your grandparents.' Shit, most Mormons + Evangelicals are still like that.

Your not though, or you'd be approached.

Women make it easy if they are attracted to someone.

What if you reject those as well?

you are destroying western civilization when you pump and dump women.
when you fuck around you fuck with their self esteem and their morals, and so destroy the very fabric of society.

>nothing stopping you
In the aggregate it's become much more difficult with large numbers of thots with high partner counts and heads full of fuck. Those cunts aren't worth it.

I think that's bullshit. Playing hard to get.

Im not of the 1% AND I cant hit on girls , but Ive found girls just to fuck , rather they find me . I dont even try _ Not that Im rolling in pussy , it just happens sometimes

Well if you are being approached and rejecting them, then you shouldn't be complaining about being a virgin. I am pretty much doing the same thing now that I am a little older, but I don't go around complaining I don't get laid.

I am a combination of playing hard to get, genuine disinterest because they have nothing interesting to say.

It's my eternal dillema....

Sex isn't as good as you think it is. After a few failed relationships I went back to fapping and haven't looked back for 2 years.

Don't let the Sup Forums "you need to keep your life in order and save the white race by getting a q.t. white gf" meme get to you. They are wrong.

If you really need to have sex, go to a brothel. I did it after having two bad sexual encounters to start with. Helped me a lot to gain some confidence - 2 months later I was in a relationship with an Armenian girl... who complained of my lack of sexual knowledge but at least she knew straight away I wasn't a complete virigin.

tldr - communists did nothing wrong

Well I disagree. My dad is part of the 1% and when I drive his expensive ass car some girls talk to me which is cool but never ever want to sleep with me or anything more than just talk.

Brothels are illegal bruh, they only exist in 1930s hollywood.

>Yeah but you know what I mean. Imagine if you fucked someone in the 1950s, that would be considered degenerate and you would be an outcast. Unless obviously it was for reproducing

Not really, no. People didn't stop having casual sex in the 1950s - they just didn't talk about it in polite company. And if you were found to have engaged in it, you weren't an 'outcast' so much as you were encouraged to not talk about it.

>Try to get laid, bro im 26 im chad as fuck I'm awesome im handsome and i never kissed anyone
>But then it's awkward when you meet up
then be honest with yourself. find an awkward girl (or guy, whatever). then you can be awkward together.

>Justifying not getting inside women
Unless youre a wizard, youre just doing mental gymnastics

Wizardry requires virginity though for mana

Are you fucking LARP-ing as Elliot Rodger, you fucking autist

America destroys Greek families as well from what I've seen

Maybe expand your hobbies and interests? Find something non-degenerate that appeals more to the average chick. Literature, music, volunteering.. ect. You just have to find someone with some common ground. She doesn't have to be Murdoch-chan, just a gal you can stand to be around and who you can carry a conversation with.

I know its hard, but its the only way.

That's true, I need to find someone with common interests...luckily I am in the country notorious for having groups for literally anything.

>Not really, no. People didn't stop having casual sex in the 1950s - they just didn't talk about it in polite company. And if you were found to have engaged in it, you weren't an 'outcast' so much as you were encouraged to not talk about it.
Then the 1950s were degenerate as fuck

>find an awkward girl
But that would make it really awkward, no that is socially BAD

No.

I don't, I am always honest about my intentions. 5 of those girls were LTR's that lasted 6 months or more. But some girls just want to fuck. I NEVER lead them on.

>tfw communists exist because of german Jews and Germans smuggling Lenin into russia

We've come full circle

The eternal kraut strikes again

>ffs this is 2017
Is it though?

>Try to get laid, bro im 26 im chad as fuck I'm awesome im handsome and i never kissed anyone
Fuck dude - Im 5'9 , 150 pds , 50 years old , ON DISABILITY (poor AND crazy) , have Peyronie's Disease (broken , barely functional dick) AND I dont know how to drive and *I* can get laid within the week if I wanted (and I have) . NOT the top grade cuts of meat but still laid .

>Then the 1950s were degenerate as fuck
this whole 'degeneracy' meme is way overblown. humans are fucked, always have been. we've never not been in the best and worst of times.

>But that would make it really awkward, no that is socially BAD
maybe awkward for the people around you, but for the two of you it would be fine. i've been in a relationship for almost six years now and we're both weird as hell sometimes.

talk about hard. Been trying to approach women and ask for their phone numbers for 8 months and i still am too afraid to even ask for a number, even if they give me signs.

Some women bite their lips when they talk to me. but still a virgin. i have considered going the therapy

i think you mean (((america))) i was born and raised in germany though.

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