Show me a better Europe, I dare you

Show me a better Europe, I dare you.

Protip: you can't, this is perfect.

>kaliningrad
>northern ireland
>poland existing

it's shit

thiiiis 100%

>Kaliningrad not rightful Russian clay
>implying fucking Irish are better off together
>fuck you

Fixed

so the point is, you don't like germany...

>takes poortugal
>destines Eruope to fucking failure thanks to letting the eternal kraut stay live
>Greece XDDD

Germany existing in a one singular entity keeps runing Europe over and over
there is a reason why they were split up into hundreds of little shithole states

>Lithuania exists
>Cornwall is not a nuclear wasteland
Go to hell

What's Cornwall's problem, then, dick?

>iberian brothers are together
>Germans recover their real territories
>Kebab is removed

The Dutch are cool

Almost perfect, but this is what a truly perfected Europe looks like.

It is a fucking shithole and they killed our QT there

One nuclear bomb for every hair on her head
This is how much is value the lives of the citizens of Cornwall

>'germans' having 'real territories'

k e k
e
k

clap clap kraut...this is why u wont get nuclear weapon

why do german niggers still exist

> falling for German meme
This Spaniard wants another world War

>Kaliningrad
>Still russian

>Kebab is removed
>claiming Portugal instead of Africa

As a proud member of Cornwall ye best fuck off. We're full. And we just discovered Lithium deposits. Cornwall Superpower 2050

Thank you iberian Brother

fixed

>Giving Germany land which isn't even populated by Germans anymore

forgot pic

FIXED

This was quite easy to fix

>implying czechs aren't just germans in denial

kill yourself drunk

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Ayyyy

nice

>being this much of a buzzkill
It's not like we could spare some people. Pooland is catholic and conservative, so you're high up the list. The shitty parts of Germoney and Scandinavia? Not so much.

They really aren't and what about all that Polish land and Alsace-Lorraine? Are they all Germans in denial?

why?

Istra stays ours, we can give Rijeka to anyone though

The Natural order of a unfinanceable state of plumbers and thieves.

The alsatians are, the humans were all kicked out of prussia and was resetled by the p*lish

>the meme country of Bosnia-Herzegovina exists
>the meme country of Montenegro exists
>the meme country of Macedonia exists
>the meme country of Moldova exists
>the meme country of Switzerland exists

>Kosovo part of S*rbia
>perfect

Poland was a mistake.

I'd take a kraut for a faguette, thank you.

Untermenschen fuckoff

hale hortler

French are actually legit allies to us historically

Yeah, no.

>Switzerland
>meme country

I can kinda understand the others but how are Swiss meme? They've been around for like a 1000 years

not gonna lie senpai, cornwall is a pretty based area of england.

plus the pasties are top quality. and holy shit the tea and scones...

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People living in Alsace-Lorraine are pretty much French at this point.
>the humans were all kicked out of prussia and was resetled by the p*lish
No excuse for land with little to no Germans to be owned by Germany.

Best days of my life

And what is this?

who doesn't ?
look at you, you are posting with that crappy flag instead of the german one

>lithuania not polish controlled
>latvia not polish controlled
>belarus not entirely controlled by poland
>no yugoslavia and austria-hungary
Screw you.

A one where poland doesn't exist
Duh

Because it's not a linguistically or ethnically unified nation.

noice

not at all

That's fucking ayyy why would we want Lithuanians and Latvians in our country? We just want clay back
>Russian speaking parts of belarus to Poland
no, we held that clay but we lost it and it doens't fit us anymore
>the yugoslavia meme

now this is perfect

Now this is perfection.

You're about 70 years old?

Ye we got it comfy, but right now it's blowing a fucking awful storm down here lad. Stay wherever you are, Cornwall will take the brunt of this storm so you boys don't have to.
Just remember to keep us fed and watered during the summer, we need u

The red thing isn't Germany, btw, it's Sorbia, so it's Slavs.

>South Tyrol is Italian
>perfect
Umm, no sweetie, that's wrong.

fixed

>no help during partitions
>no help during ww2 (which could have been avoided completely if frenchie and bong didn't come out to us with a better "alliance" offer than germans, we got cucked later anyway)
Yes, our greatest ally indeed.

oh fuck, you're right

>Not giving Galicia to Portugal
Did Napoleon win?

This is the ultimate perfect map of europe.
Im a historian and calculated everything and shit.

>he forgot Napoleon

you are an ingrat

>Be French
>Lose your country to muh Gurrmens
>Niggers from North Africa and Anglos have to take it back for you
>Launch a big victory parade, move all the niggers out of sight though
>Punish thousands of French women for "collaboration" with German chads
Le based French xDDD :D

We have no claim nor desire for all of montenegro and fyrom, only Albanian populated areas.

>not annexing back kaliningrad

Ye, go to Valencia or Mallorca and ask what do they think about that map

>why would we want Lithuanians and Latvians in our country? We just want clay back
"Their" clay is rightful Polish clay.

Looks like the Eternal Anglo

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What are ethnic cleansings?

FTFW

>le Großgermanium autism
>France actually gains legit German teritorry
???

the speck on north ireland irritates me for some reson

Prup= byzanz. Just in case murica gets confused

french people didn't want war, corrupted government influenced by britain started it.
but anyway, at least we win wars in the end, you loose every.
and today problems and our defeat toward immigration, affect every european country, and germany is at the center of this another war lost, again. you are loosers.

God tier Byzantium

>napoleon
>the one who literally used polish soldiers as cannon fodder
He lost by the way.

>He even took Riga

>>iberian brothers are together

No

>includes riga
>doesn't include Calais

>You can't
Achtually...

>We just want clay back
Here is your original clay. Cheers

This is the way it should be.

let france take switzerland
merge croatia, bosnia, slovenia and serbia
merge finland with baltic countries.

let italy have corsica

Best map thus far

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>Calais
That would be too greedy.

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wrong

>at least we win wars in the end
You didn't win shit, Francois. If Germans were still in charge of Paris things would look different. Now say goodbye to your Country.

>not including historic Flemish clay

Forgot pic

Here is your original clay. Cheers

>tfw world history starts in 1444