Kantai Collection KanColle

Kaga HAS to die. In this thread we will decide what her method of execution will be. What is your choice?

She's already dead and has been dead for decades.

Used as a bludgeon to beat lagafag with.

Rape, then beat the shit out of her with a sledgehammer.

>Kaga HAS to live.
FTFY

Beautiful.

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Why is she so scary?
Is it the monotone? The pale skin? The emotionless face?
Not that I don't like her, but still she creeps me out.

Drink your godamn coffee!

Can't you at least make a thread without shitposting? It's like you actually want it to be deleted.

Cutting off her limbs

She is not scary. She looks like a watered down bismarck in a watered down eugen's outfit.

Abyssals are for capturing and brainwashing into being your slaves

How long before this thread gets deleted?
Anyway, Laga a shit

They are made to take our dicks

Abyssals are for capturing and teaching them how to be good girls.

Kuuderes are cute.

Big suprise, a sampleshitter posts kagashit.

Sampleshitters need to be shot.

Which shipgirls do you want to see beating Laga?

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New translation in the next thread.

>Graf
>scary
Like Hatsuzuki with what looks like a cold demeanor in her CG is actually pretty nice in her lines. Even notices how serious and overly explains things.

Nagato and Iowa probably have most power, so they'd smash the shit out of her.

The pale skin makes her look like a ghost.

I want Kashima to cook for all the shipgirls and Graf to bring them the best coffee she has.

Except for Laga, she can eat the dog food.

This!

Cute

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I can't imagine being this autistic

Why are they swimming with clothes on?

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LET'S
LYNCH
LAGA

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Smothered by Iowa.

No, I'm first in line

Is Kaga also lesbian for Iowa like Kongou?

>no translation
>anthology we already have
aren't you just spamming?

All boats are lesbian for Freedom Cowtits.

>All boats are lesbian
Fixed!

Why is Kongou so DUMB?

>Kagashitter defense force

I'm sad I won't be getting her this event

Why is Houshou so much better than Laga?

>Hi ! MeがIowa

What did she mean by this?

Hi ! MeがfatIowa

HIYA! MEESA IOWA

How, she's the easiest one to get.

>kagashitter

Because Houshou is a sweetie while Laga is shit.

I suck

>lardshitter

It means Kaga is garbage.

>Iowa
>fat

Jesus christ, almost as bad as takafat and lardago

>kagashitter finally lost it

>Kagashitter is also fatshitter
What a surprise

Prinzessin schließe die Augen!
Schlafe nur seelenruhig ein!
Prinzessin, du kannst mir glauben, ich leuchte dir,
fange Sterne dafür.
Schlafe nur ein hier bei mir.

This is your date for tonight.

Sorry, don't date children.

Then what the hell are you doing in Sup Forums?

Not dating obviously if he's on Sup Forums

カエレ……ッ！

I dunno, killing time, this looked like a nice enough thread because I casually play KanColle and really like some of them doujins.

I actually just got home from a date

Moshi moshi? Daijoubu?

Gonna turn her into a real lady unlike Akatsuki.

Going to a movie theater with your big sister together isn't a date.

incest

All the doujins I read taught me otherwise.

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General Iowa MacArthur?

Ironic given Macarthur hated the navy

MacArthur was also a tremendous faggot

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Disgusting.

Actually a jap styled restaurant. I wish I had a big sister, but have only a little brother. But enough about that.

Only one that triggers me.

How easy is it to bully Houshou?

>image.jpg
NTR'ing her is pretty easy.

I want to seduce Kashima

Fuck off Kagafag.

you must be a faggot

>not liking cows
>faggot
Not how it works, user.

It kinda does

That's 2D logic and you know it, cowshit is disgusting.

my choice is for you to kill yourself for starting the thread off with shitposting.

>kagashitter2

Of course its 2d logic. Where else would I find all these meaty goddesses?

3D*

Hi there.

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