KonoSuba

>wake up
>see this

What you do?

KonoSuba thread I guess

i'm scared of puppets so I'd cry

Dolls are scary

shinku?

DESU

hold hands

Definitely Shinku.

Try to think of who would prank me given that magic isn't real and I have no friends.

SHINKUU

with who?

Volume 8 > Volume 5

1. unzip dick
2. start masturbating
3. hold my ground

DOLLS ARE CUTE!
CUTE!

I got spooked by this ep desu. Just a little bit. I'm still a fuckin' pussy for that though.

want me to go the bathroom with you?

Superior doll.

Truly, the best soulswaifu.

hopefully not evil

wind her up.

tell stinku to fuck the fuck off

The superior taste from you three brings a mighty tear to my eye,

JUNK
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Still not buying a PS4 for this, even if I love the style and atmospher ethey had going on.
From needs to stop with the milking however, I know rom the past it's what they do. But given Souls is probably their biggest series, it's a shame it became like this.

rozen got it right the first time deal w/it nerd

Doll is such a great gal.

>run to megumins room
>pee inside her

Change the channel

>Be Gehrman
>Be a innovative badass that would pave way for generations to come to follow your path
>Have a job you were good at, and proud of having
>Have followers who looked up to you
>Have a pupil who you loved beyond all measure
>One fateful day
>You slaughter an entire coastal town of innocents for naught
>All because your superiors were a tad too curious
>The pupil you had feelings for dies
>Probably killed herself out of guilt and shame
>Your superiors decide they don't really have a use for you anymore
>Everything you built your life on was destroyed
>Everyone you ever cared for and loved was taken away from you
>You make a sex doll that looks like your beloved pupil out of sheer loneliness and desperation
>Some ayy lmao comes by and offers to bring your beloved pupil back
>With a price
>You agree
>You get crippled and imprisoned in an eternal nightmare you could never wake up from
>With your animate sex doll that acts nothing like the pupil you loved
>You spend the rest of eternity alone with a being you don't even want to talk to

But for his loss, at least us hoonters get our waifu.

>What you do?
I would call the Succubus Hotline.