Why does Sup Forums worship cowtits?

Why does Sup Forums worship cowtits?

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Why the fuck not?

Soft pillowy breasts are wonderful

I worship Saeko who's the only one to have a reasonable breast size.

mom issues

Of course.

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sex starved nerds

Human have a tendency to like big breats.

I'm glad that Sup Forums is finally realising how superior it is compared to dlc.

Not worship but it's a trait most men look for in a woman, instinctively men are programmed to look for traits that show sexual development and availableness for procreation, that means moderate to big breast will give more milk to the heirs than lets say a petanko.

My mum's an A cup though.

Because you can't have enough of them.

Left or right?

Both.

>DLC

Dat[/spoiler] Lack of Chest.

Downloadable Content

It doesn't. Some children who still haven't matured past the breastfeeding stage do, but who cares about them.

I want to hatefuck and impregnate roach and only take a small portion of responsibility.

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Both.

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Isn't Sup Forums obsessed with lolis?

I wish she was bigger

No

Only faggots. On top of that they're very vocal.

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That's the old Sup Forums. New Sup Forums approaches breast size in a more nuanced manner.

New Sup Forums is also significantly gayer.

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Real man loves breasts of all shape and size
that said small and big breasts both look great as long as they are shaped nicely

Nonsense.

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I sincerely don't know how people can watch this and don't be ashamed of themselves

I'm not ashamed because I watch it alone in my room with my dick in my hands.

You're a fag

Could then be argued that the decline of loli is objectively bad because it leads to faggotry? Seems logical.

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People with actual pride -- and not the false pride called peer pressure -- enjoy what they like and ignore those who disagree with them.

Because SOFT.

it's tongue in cheek you dummy

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Can't help it, my brain is just wired to worship them as much as thighs and hips.

Cowtits leads to unrealism fetishes. I can't stop masturbating to a douj on the panda where a girl literally fits a whole toilet in her vag

When the fuck will Inazuma go back to draw more official porn
His doujins are fine but I wanted more of her

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Didnt really answered my question but i'm off to panda for now

I'm surprised he got away with this one.
Subtly is not one of his strengths

>unrealism fetishes
I have fetishes for everything unrealistic, like a triple titjob, double blowjob and a girl who loves me.

But those things are possible maybe not the last one or at least within the realms of possibility.

>a girl who loves me

>A girl who loves me

That's why oppai lolis are a thing.

Maybe, cause I am a permavirgin....

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she makes me want to do things to her that would probably be illegal in my country imagefap.com/photo/1352215370/?pgid=&gid=4303597&page=0&idx=4#18

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It's hard to stay quiet about justice.

>tfw I like DFC but don't care for lolis at all.

Breasts are life, no matter their size. That's why even breasts that sadly got that swollen are beautiful as well.

You are gentleman wirh patrician taste sir.

who is she?

god fucking bless you, user

Please learn how to use basic functions of the site.

>you will never have fun with an intelligent ice fairy

Jeez oh man, why is life so complicated?

Why not combine both?

It's funny how you mentioned that because I can't stop doing the same but involving a loli instead.
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Kill yourself, you peice of shit.

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This thread disgusts me.
Needs more DFC perfection.

>cowfags couldn't stand the truth and had to falsify it

>Mfw accidentally touched co workers big titts today

Thought them being soft was a meme

>a girl who loves me

I accidentally touch my teacher's tits with my elbow when I was in middle school. The thing is, her breasts weren't even large, but I can still feel the softness till now.

I don't know. Why do you think Sup Forums is one person, son?

I like tits of all sizes, but cowtits are best because soft.

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It isn't user. It really isn't.

Why would you think that?

Back in high school a friend was reaching for a book in my locker and her breasts were touching my shoulder. I will never forget that feeling. A shame I haven't talked to her in several years.

Normiefaggot.

After a real life HH cup experience I don't worship cowtits any more. C-DD is the perfect range.

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>real life experience
What?

Because cowtits are perfection.

I had an idea they were just kind hard things which is why i often hear chicks with big titts complain about their chest hurting so i thought that was why,

Enjoy getting sued, pig.

>a girl who loves me.

If they were hard, why would they jiggle? Did you actually think they felt like bags of sand?

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Only bad fake tits feel hard.

Dated a black chick with the biggest rack I've ever seen in my life.

because /a has shit taste

No matter the size, breasts are some of the softest things you'll ever touch. And the skin on their underside is smoother than you can believe.

>flat chest thread (with two old hags in the OP) gets shitposted to oblivion and deleted
>cowtits thread is comparatively tame and will get archived peacefully
I don't know whether to complain about normalfags or shitty mods.

Probably both

Who doesn't want to be smothered by a pair of fluffy fun bags.

Nah it was mainly her fault anyways and got an apology off her,

Probably because of your shit taste.

I think I might be in love.