We don't need anything fancy. We don't need awesome sensors and crazy measurement devices. All we really need Is a modded cellphone with a decent battery life and a means of sending data back. Although a simple balancing mechanism, would make for a better video.
Our goal is simply: To see if we can To see if we can get away with it. Cause as much havoc in the process. simple
We have many sources on Sup Forums that we can pool from: /sci/ - could handle the logistics for us /k/ - could help us with a fuel source, and rocket design. /biz/ - can help us pick affordable and easily acquirable chemicals for our fuel Sup Forums - could work on the phones firmware while Sup Forums, /x/, & Sup Forums Popularize our plans by repeatedly spamming it on Sup Forums.
Why the fuck not? There is a good chance they will shut down the threads before we even get to fire the rocket. But by that time we'll have already caused enough havoc to laugh at the headlines. But who knows, what if we do get away with it? Why the fuck shouldn't we attempt this clearly insane idea?
Share any thoughts or ideas. Yes, I am aware this insane lul. However, it is not so insane to say we can't do it.
Not a bad concept, theres no question we could put a micro-sat up there. We would want to do it right though because building the probe is the easy cheap part compared to getting it up there. I would volunteer engineering/software dev/fabrication and I'm sure there's lots of other anons who have something valuable to add. Fuck Nasa we space now
Wyatt Anderson
This is like it came straight out of my "things I have been too depressed to try" notebook. Do it! The frontier is way too closed right now. People barely seem to remember space exists outside of Hollywood.
Parker Garcia
How high do you even want to go? Go too high and you have to deal with sun radiation fucking up your equip
Jackson Sanders
OMFG I would donate 150-500$.
Henry Reed
Some kids on YouTube built a DIY weather balloon with a camera that went way fucking higher than they expected.
Maybe it would be smart to research how theirs was built
Nathan Powell
I'll launch 1k at anyone I think is seriously trying to launch a phone into orbit.
Xavier Hill
maybe we could make an ICBM with a 2 stage H bomb, that would be more fun
Matthew Clark
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP want to see this happeing
Jacob Ramirez
what about a time phone?
Nolan Miller
I would be so in for this
Isaac Campbell
First we need some project from KSP
Mason James
Phone + solar cells will go a long way if you have a sufficiently directional ground antenna to talk to it on wifi, but you have mere minutes to get that data when (/if) it passes over you
For ~$10k you can hitch a ride to orbit for a cubesat sized payload. You won't build anything cheaper for orbit (though edge of space you could, eg. weather balloon and basically 0 payload).
Let's do this, will volunteer with software / pcb designs, this could actually make the media think of how advanced Sup Forums is and how powerful
Justin Morales
If I meet some of the scientist in the pub next time, i ask what we need to shoot some shit into space, kek maybe some help from /sci/ could be good.... otherwise would it be more fun if Sup Forums had first their shit in space .... my god this is a new Space Race between the boards!
Elijah Gutierrez
I think this is a good idea user. Maybe we can even send a nigger to space :D
Zachary Howard
What's the point of this exactly? Is it meant to be funny?
I don't get it.
Robert Hernandez
Why a phone though? Get a cheap camera, strap a custom batter & some massive storage, get thrusters to control it's flight and some armor to stop it from incinerating when coming back. Calculate the trajectory, launch it from one place, catch it in another, get the vids, upload them. Done!
There's no reason to use a cellphone. Most have shitty cameras, use battery for excess shit to maintain it's bloated OS, and unless you jam some military-grade radio transmitter in it - you won't receive jack shit from it. Also attempting to communicate in VHF will get you shoah'd during the first couple of minutes.
Carson James
Ok, OP. You're on. Put your bullshit where your anus is and get cracking. Organize this shit. I can contribute a grand total of $100 Americunt dollars to the Sup Forums space program.
Evan Gutierrez
Stick a rocket to a bunch of weather balloons then fire it when its low orbit. Ez
Kayden Gomez
DO IT FAGGOTS We must send a swastika to space and let the pleb know. Also drop the stupid rocket idea, you need to use a balloon like user said
Justin Garcia
I'd rather take control of ionosphere resonance protocols.
Andrew Cook
bump for dreams
Samuel Moore
How much would it cost to send a dead pigs head into geo stationary orbit and park it directly over mecca?
Christian Wright
S-super power by 2030?
Chase Powell
God bless your heart OP, your thread made my day.
>bump
Leo Thompson
I think record for a balloon is 50 km. Space begins at 100 km. ISS orbits at 400 km.
Jeremiah Ross
Why don't we use a balloon with a simple rocket to push us to a lower orbit?
I am fucking dying of laughter right now. This is great, I'm in! I can see the headlines already "Sup Forums is building space missiles with swastikas painted all over it"
Owen Johnson
lets go to antarctica into the underground caverns
Evan Barnes
mfw
>> Sup Forums launches rocket >> not reported to any space agency >> Russia detects unknown rocket start >> Russia launches immediately counter rockets >> mfw Sup Forums starts finaly WWIII
Nathaniel Parker
Just gonna say. Ireland, from your retarded cousins across the border, you glorious bastard. Make it happen.
Caleb Lopez
You'll need a name for this to work. We gotta crown one mega-faggot who will take all the public's shit. That way we can build an even bigger dildo-rocket to the stars and butt-fuck space reptiles.
It's what Kek would want.
Matthew Murphy
We could BTFO of Shia La Poof while we're at it too. Couldn't be that hard to send a MAGA hat to space.
Evan Brooks
space has already been blacked. Fuck this earth.
John Reed
>we can also confirm earth is flat as we go ಠ__ಠ
Angel Myers
Much easier to pull off a false flag with five or six dedicated guys
Carson Scott
Tip top kek
Can you explain how you would simultaneously use a balloon and a rocket? >inb4 this becomes a retarded physics thread
Xavier Evans
Some /sci/ fags need to calculate it's landing so that it lands in some great place. Israel's holohoax museum is the primary target, however crashing into Bundestag would be pretty neat too.
Austin Hernandez
Valid, what would the estimated fuel needed for this be? Using a balloon to transport our package then using all of our fuel worrying about getting a orbit seems possible.
Elijah Myers
Talking about starting ww3
Ryan Fisher
What the fuck lmao
Hunter Rivera
wtf are we doing im too drunk to read this shit m8
Why not just use a drone for that and throw it on that rock thing?
Samuel Powell
Have the balloon bring up the payload/rocket or at least help alleviate the fuel needed to achieve a higher altitude then using GPS, calculate when the balloon has popped or got disconnected. There we can burn more fuel and have saved some on the way up.
Ian Rivera
For bonus points we could send up a solar power radio transmitter that transmits "Muhammad is Pig" on loop over mecca during every pilgrimage.
Samuel Morales
You one-a them black fellas?
What's your name? Wanna wake up the dream snake together? It can bite me first so you can tell if it's poisonous or not.
Carter Wright
Holy shit my fucking sides
Jose Perry
rock thing?
Filthy muds could shoot down a drone. Pigs head will stay in geo synchronous orbit for generations.
That black box those morons pray to I forgot what it's called, but if it's successful their holy place will be forever desecrated and it just seems like a simpler plan that's all
Brayden Morgan
Dude. You gotta show them more ways to black-face. These people only understand their eyes and not the joke of skin color.
You've found your people.
Love them.
Ethan Perry
can we blast all niggers into space?
Dominic Martin
Just in case any of you are not aware this kind of thread happens all the time, do you remember pitcairn invasion and annex? no? they you are too new and should FUCKING LURK MORE BEFORE POSTING THESE SHIT TIER THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MEME FLAG POSTER CUNT
>1 post by this ID Regardless shill or no shill this would be an epic win on epic proportions lmao. But can we do it? Doesn't it require logistics and science that it remains in orbit?
Aaron Martinez
This shit cannot stand....They've fagged space already!
Alright. I gotta define christmas as the day someone was born.
I was born on August 29th, 1984.
Now, would all men want a blowjob from me, or are they okay with a simulacrum/concept/idea? Like Santa Claus. Then I can define a 'religious construction' where 'free loving hippies' would happily suck your dick, and they would be grateful for the opportunity.
That way you have more choice than just my mouth, and you'd then have to wait your turn.
Only 24 hours in a day and I'm just me, but I can make 'more of me' to achieve the task. So long as everyone agrees that it's what I should accomplish/achieve.
