We don't need anything fancy. We don't need awesome sensors and crazy measurement devices. All we really need Is a modded cellphone with a decent battery life and a means of sending data back. Although a simple balancing mechanism, would make for a better video.
Our goal is simply: To see if we can To see if we can get away with it. Cause as much havoc in the process. simple
We have many sources on Sup Forums that we can pool from: /sci/ - could handle the logistics for us /k/ - could help us with a fuel source, and rocket design. /biz/ - can help us pick affordable and easily acquirable chemicals for our fuel Sup Forums - could work on the phones firmware while Sup Forums, /x/, & Sup Forums Popularize our plans by repeatedly spamming it on Sup Forums.
Why the fuck not? There is a good chance they will shut down the threads before we even get to fire the rocket. But by that time we'll have already caused enough havoc to laugh at the headlines. But who knows, what if we do get away with it? Why the fuck shouldn't we attempt this clearly insane idea?
Share any thoughts or ideas. Yes, I am aware this insane lul. However, it is not so insane to say we can't do it.
"Greetings starfighter, you have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Jew, and the muslim armada."
Luke Martinez
You sir, deserve a bumb
Sebastian Sanders
you white retards can't build so much as a modern school, a news organization that isn't shit, any decent form of mass media, a hosting company, or even a working social network...Yet you think you can go into outer space?
You're not your ancestors. You lot are delusional snow-niggers and merely a shadow of what came before you.
Leo Johnson
Just imagine the headlines kek
Jeremiah Diaz
Fuck I'll bump this
Easton Gomez
more like bomb
Jacob Fisher
>kekistan kys reddit cancer
Ryan Turner
The fucking news headlines would be great
Kevin Bailey
Fuck it. Space Nazis/ Imperialists/ Fundementalists/ Ancaps would be cool.
Bump.
Luke James
Pumping shitloads of money into it from user's financial perspective might lead to suborbital vertical hop (fast up fast down). Orbit for a tincan with rocket engine is out of the question let alone any payload. >inb4 memedrive is sent up there
Logan Rogers
a rocket engine is just diesel with a scuba tank for the oxygen supply. we can build this shit for probably $500.
James Edwards
Bump
Nathaniel Lewis
>>inb4 memedrive is sent up there
Nah, you can't achieve orbit with a memedrive, it's thrust is pitifully small, and you would crash back down to earth before you reached orbital velocity.
Even if the memedrive is real, you still need to use traditional rockets to get it into space.
Jacob Parker
what can /lgbt/ help with ????
Austin Baker
The payload is one of them holding the phone to take pictures. They can ride the rocket and die on reentry redeeming themselves.
Jayden Powell
we need to make a football field sized trump poster and some mechanism for it to unfold and deploy into space.
Connor Jones
You want kerosene instead but you're on the right track, with LOx in the scuba tank
Anthony Reyes
Let's do it Tally ho chaps
Gabriel Cruz
you realize that it would be easier and more cost effective to send an unmanned camera, right?
160 lbs of weight just to push a button?
Do you have any idea how much bigger your rocket would have to be?
How much more it would cost?
Anthony Johnson
You will never get anything resembling a rocket anywhere past a kilometre high without rapidly scaling up computing power (for running simulations etc) and rocket fuel (the most expensive fuel on earth). Build a big ass weather balloon like anyone with a brain has done. There's too much physics in creating a rocket for multi-billion dollar companies to it correctly what makes you think a Burmese fly fishing repository can do it any better?
Caleb Edwards
>we need to make a football field sized trump poster and some mechanism for it to unfold and deploy into space.
It would be barely visible.
Mason Johnson
Oh yeah it would cost a shit ton more, but think of the headlines. What of the memes?
Robert Lewis
This I can get behind
Cooper Morales
Nazis and imperialists crave for Daddy State's cummies. If we want to keep this purely in Sup Forums, we'll want to keep them out.
Owen Evans
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Caleb Green
Why not just have the sattelite constantly broadcast "Shadilay"?
can we equip the rocket with latge titanium rods that can be remotely released on israel and africa?
Isaiah Thomas
bump for space
>Sup Forums, today, lays claim to a vast area of space, above Earth as its own territory. >Noone could have forseen this diplomatic mega-poly from the anonymous massage review website
it is even easier with a weather balloon just make sure the stream works, and has a backup
we could also cloud-seed a storm in the pacific to cancel out the storms in the atlantic??
Andrew Jackson
Friend here, I can help design the logo, This would be pretty cool if we could get something up into space just to say we have a space program, why the fuck not lol
Tyler Reyes
Discord?
Evan Hill
You're not even wrong, you directly have no clue at all. A regular desktop computer has more computing power than the States and the commies had until 1990 together, and kerosene is literally as cheap as kerosene.
Ayden Hughes
Also if you guys really want to do this, i can provide free unlimited simulation time on a CFD software, it can help in the development of the project. I also have experience on this area.
Carson Turner
You're thinking about tungsten and no, there are more cost-effective ways
Jonathan Collins
Someone fugin do this. I'm going to go into photoshop and whip something up, Anyone want any specific colors? anything? I don't think we should go with the kek thing since we're representing all of Sup Forums why not something with the classic clover?
Mason Butler
The first step to having a space program would be to end aid to isreal
Aaron Myers
And there needs to be a way that all of the people that are working on this project can speak with one another.
Easton Phillips
I'd say it depends on which boards and anons end up contributing. If Sup Forums and it's battleboard thralls are the main backers, we should just go with the natsoc style circle. If the others jump in, then yeah, the clover will work, it'll still help Sup Forums out.
Josiah Hill
clover over earth lots of secret small details for those who know does kek have a star sign?
Easton Williams
Someone who isn't lazy like me should set up a discord.
Logan Ortiz
this
Daniel Gonzalez
>trusting /biz/ yeah i got some bitcoin to sell ya
Blake Bell
As others have said a weather balloon makes more sense as the lifting body but either way you're not going to be able to get it into orbit.
3m40 . Bu instead of a pizza, a fucking real life frog
Logan Torres
So what can be used for fuel that is cheap and efficient? I know that they use Zinc-Sulfur as solid powder propellant and its dirt cheap but its highly inefficient.
Aaron Kelly
>you don't need orbital to confirm space is real. just get your ass up high enough.
Well, anons are discussing several different mission types, so I was attempting to assist with some rocketry knowledge I acquired, because it is relevant to my interests.
Isaac Gomez
NO! We know you like eating frogs but don't harm a poor frog, stupid fuck.
Colton Smith
true. what if we contract spacex for a secondary/tertiary payload? I think anons could wrangle up enough memecoins if we had someone willing to fill out the paperwork
Ethan Young
Hell, with the amount of spooks here they may just help fund us just for shits and giggles.
Cooper King
>real life frog so you?
Dominic Rivera
https: www facebook com simon cosgrove 9022 posts 1775341975839218
Ethan Brown
Well, if i have to sacrifice myself for this project, yes.
>true. what if we contract spacex for a secondary/tertiary payload? I think anons could wrangle up enough memecoins if we had someone willing to fill out the paperwork
Putting up a cubesat is probably the most economical option.
The launch access company usually makes a rocket that has a LOT of cubesats on it from different buyers, and just puts them all up at once.
The launch windows take a while, but the cost is distributed to lots of investors, so it's less per individual, so long as a cubesat can serve your needs.
Jaxson Adams
I support spreading the TRUTH of KEK to outer space.
It is our duty to spread the gospel of his holy name. We cannot let heathens such as abracucks (christians, jews, muzzies) defile the truth from being spread.
May the K's be with you and Sieg Heil my fellow white KEK KEK KEK.
Caleb Martin
Earth with a clover over it, with Kek or Pepe inside the clover?
Jayden Rogers
meme's broadcasted from a satellite in SPACE....IM IN
Jackson Sanchez
If we are to send a fucking rocket into space, it's with a swastika and not your cancerous cringey flag.
Sage
Christopher Turner
A U T I S M
Elijah Brown
Boards report! Nor/mlpol/ice here.
Jackson Lopez
Autism = 自闭症 + 环 = heal
Hudson Allen
/k/ can help with a fuel source but rocket design, really? That is obviously job for /sci/ again.
Angel Allen
Let's build a rocket, put a nuclear warhead on it.
THEN DIRECT IT TO ISRAEL!
Benjamin Smith
BUMP
Thomas Walker
>Ecuadorean basket weavers launch their first cubesat into space >Broadcasts real news 24/7 and says to watch out for jewish tricks >Humanity is wiped out by democrats throwing an autistic shitfit at being thrown into jail, everyone is nuked >From the ashes rises another tesla in a new civilization >We don't know what it says, but it says something about not circumcising penises
Robert Thompson
Weather balloon with raspberry pi makes most sense
Jacob Ramirez
>Sup Forums now looking into ways to escape the planet in case of shitskins overruning the West Well, it's good to have a fallback. Is the end goal Mars or are we going extrasolar?
Tyler Gutierrez
discord gg DqE4X6G
David Robinson
>PASS USER
Benjamin Clark
Can /d/ do the decorations?
Oliver Ramirez
>kerosene is literally as cheap as kerosene cant just come in here without sources dude
Alexander Ross
>Trying to prove that the earth is flat or some shit? What's the goal? Sup Forums spy sattelites Sup Forums Positioning System
Alexander King
someone should figure out the legality of this, you might get in trouble for violating airspace and that's pretty serious if you live in a country like the USA where the alphabet agencies could end up on your doorstep
Andrew Walker
What else am I gonna spend welfare dollars on son?
Jeremiah Adams
Someone suggested solar panels in another thread.
This however is gay and librul.
I suggest a steam engine running on Appalachian coal and Qurans.
Joshua Nguyen
I been here for 5 years and never seen this before. Maybe because Im a mobile user?
Jack Garcia
>CIA psyop to see if it can make Sup Forums complete a large project You are all faggots
