Monster Musume thread?

Monster Musume thread?

All girls are great.

I am new to this community, but I'm proud to say that Lala is obviously best girl.

>All girls are great.
of course they are
but if you start the thread like that, fags can't argue too much about waifufagging
also, posting sexiest shoulder

Cerea has the sexiest upper body. Sexiest lower body too.

What happened to last one? Was going ok, then nuked at 440+ posts.

Cerea > all

You may think there is a girl better than her, but you are wrong.

too much shitposting I guess

I hope it's new janitors just nuking the thread at random to fuck with monfags

>Draco will never stumble upon a group of actual dragongirls
>She will never try join them, only to be rejected
>The dragongirls will never laugh at her and call her more lizard than dragon
>She will never be bullied mercilessly by the dragongirls
>She will never escape the bullying by detaching her tail

These statements are correct.

Post more "Make America Great Again" Miia please. I love them.

This shouldn't be possible but your trips say otherwise

> Implying they wouldn't immediately impale themselves on Draco's huge wyrm

>32cm wyrm

>Draco's forced to get a soul-crushing job to support all his children

There was one very vocal ass who swore up and down he was going to apply, lie, and get by just so he could become a janitor and nuke every mon musume thread that showed its face on Sup Forums. Maybe he made it through.

Thank god

I would love it if Draco would bully me with hugs, kisses, handholding, and her 32cm wyrm.

Nothing heals like reasons to live.

Ah, but a woman's bust should exceed man's grasp, Or what's a heaven for?

nah
best hands and a good pair of pillows

MUH HEART

Long snek

I haven't been here in a while you guys.(Since November I think) Got some questions.
>How are you guys/gals?
>Do people still kill each other over bike cop stuff
>I heard TF stopped doing monmusu translations some time back. That true?
>Is Bina Faic still a thing?
>Is Zombina still best?

>>How are you guys/gals?
my life is an endless turrent of filth and misery

I like Draco and I think that she is a cute girl

>How are you guys/gals?
Dead inside

> Girl

Any of you Horsefuckers have that quote about that ancient Greek guy and his centaur fetish handy?

Honestly if Draco had a little more bigger tits, then she would have a great athletic body.

>>How are you guys/gals?
no that good

This one?

>How beautiful the Centaurides are, even where they are horses; for some grow out of white mares, others are attached to chestnut mares, and the coats of others are dappled, but they glisten like those of horses that are well cared for. There is also a white female Centaur that grows out of a black mare, and the very opposition of the colours helps to produce the united beauty of the whole.

Can Sup Forums have fuck huge images Sup Forums has a 3mb limit

Yeah. That one.

Thanks.

whats the limit on Sup Forums?

I believe 4.0mb is the limit here.

It seems I've returned to sad times. What's up?

Horse and Spooder wars are in full effect with new autists soldiers.

Threads being deleted with no seeming reason beyond "they're monmusu threads".

/d/fags muscling into the thread,
The age of snekpussy vs. horsepussy being replaced with the age of horsepussy vs. spooderpussy,
DMM game came out and I can't get Iormu.
The new chapter has been postponed for months.
Other than that, I guess it's alright.

Crabs bipedal reptile girls are all about nice firm meaty butts.

>Status Report

It's a warzone!

Everyone has taken shelter within the confines of their waifus arms/tentacles/scales and or other various appendages and are holding on for dear life!

So, typical weekday thread.

These thread used to be super lively. Postponed for months? Why though?

Crabman got sick, so the chapter he was going to release a few weeks ago got postponed to like two weeks from now.

I think Draco's body is already perfect and I love her

So the usual then. Poor Crabman.

the new janitors probably
nothing else to do than to write an email to hiro and see if he can sort things out

I put a lot of thought into it, and I think Meru is the best girl.

+she gets along with everyone
+no drama
+her body isn't cumbersome like a horse or a spider
+never have to worry about drowning
+she's a princess, that means you get to be a king
+she likes to wear frilly, girly clothes
+get to push her around in a wheel chair
+mermaid tears make you immortal

the worst thing you can say about Meru is that she has a boring personality. That's it. Everyone else has pretty huge deal breakers by comparison.

Actually, just over a week from now. Next Thursday, in fact.

Fish mucus EVERYWHERE. Sure, it's fun in bed(hope you like sleeping on plastic wrap), but what happens when it's left to dry on every surface she touches? Also, no intertwining of fingers hand-holding.

>Meru is the best girl
>+no drama
pffffchcthcch

Implying webbing isn't elastic

Yea, but finger webbing ball massage

-Mermaid smell: Kind of fishy

just think of the mucus as ky jelly

You forgot +flipper ass slaps of encouragement
I bet you faggots thought I was going to say tongue-chan

>but what happens when it's left to dry on every surface she touches?
user you are talking to the wrong guy

>+flipper ass slaps of encouragement
that's cute as fuck yo

>living with a mermaid in a human house, not a giant swimming pool
get a load of this pleb

you also forgot wing jobs and slimy webbed hand jobs as well

>+she's a princess, that means you get to be a king
>implying she wouldn't make you her squire

so what would happen when she's horny?
would she smell like a fish market?

She will smell like fresh Salmon.
Mero is also best at giving blow job due to her aquatic nature.

uhh
I prefer the cute thing though

why not have both?

you will never live with TIO in her swamp, as she takes FAT OGRE SHITS

TIO is love, TIO is life

Yeah, but you can't go for DEEP inter-lock
Fair-ish point.
It's more like human body oil, both of which stink as they're broken down by bacteria.
How so?

that's true. If you hold a girl's head underwater while she's giving you a bj she'll drown.

But not Mero, because she's perfect.

Reminder that femdom is a bad fetish

There's probably an arranged marriage out there waiting for Mero's mom to declare that it's time for Mero to serve her people by forging an alliance with a larger kingdom.

inb4 thread gets pruned

Which girl do you want to tie up most?

I guess you haven't realized the difference between how marine vertebrate's jaws function and how Terrestrial vertebrate function. Aquatic animals sort have to suck their prey into the mouths and their jaws as evolved to do such.

Snek

>forging an alliance with a larger kingdom
Humans

Suu master race

Rapegoo. In a bag. Inside another, larger bag with sharp stones, thrown into the Marianas Trench.

Precisely. You'd be her cabana boy while the prince plows his concubines and your waifu

Is this what it feels like when doves cry?

Choose your waifu

...

You know that Suu will return in her new water proof Kaiju form after such an act after she encounters toxic waste from sunken vessels on the see floor. you better be prepared.

What will the neighbors say when you start having 200 litre barrels of lotion delivered every week.

I like her raincoat

>Sue in glorious resin

CAUTION: FIGURE COMES PRE-HOT GLUED

Pic related.

I dunno man. I don't really feel anything looking at this.

...

What makes you think I care about what my neighbors think?

An alternative worse case scenario is as Suu descending deeper into the depths and encounters the toxic waste. Suu gains the property to become the ocean itself. As suu spreads across the globe absorbing all the water of the ocean into her own being, Suu gains god like intellect and power over the affairs of earth.

All of the above, plus the curvy blue spaghetti dispenser. Harem end or die trying for me.

>implying
She'll have ruptured and dispersed long before that. That's why I didn't throw her into the Great Pacific Gyre.

There's already a Papi, a Mero, a Rachne and now a couple of Suu ones. Soon we'll see a Lala one too (all garage kits)
I'm surprised that nobody did a Miia or a Cerea one

could you just run an electrical current through her?

>not naming the file BITCHman

>Noisy snek sex

If I hadn't seen your picture before, the thumbnail almost looked like Cerea rearing up on her hind legs.

Hell yeah

pouring out a 50lb bag of water softener salt on suu would probably kill her as well.

Better idea.
>liquid N2
>break chunks off
>half go into separate incinerators
>other half run through with live wires