Kantai Collection - KanColle

Kaga MUST Live, also be excellent to each other and party on dudes.

Yeah, she needs to be kept alive so we can torture her for information.

Hamakaze is for daily impregnation.

what about urakaze?

Yuu Yuu where are you

Weekly casual sex.

Fuck off.

I'll help Kaga live, with my dick.

Could Bill and Ted prevent the disaster at Midway?

shes busy dealing with the abyssals so she could be part of your fleet.

With a time travelling phone booth, anything is possible.

whats up with the new DD Class?
they looks so pretty yet its a waste of space for having a shitty stat.
is she a trophies or what?

Historically, her class is even older and worse than Mutsuki's.

>being surprised by trophy dds in an event

Most probably new, since trophy DDs has been here since forever.

They're cute and that's what matters. Hell, they're more useful than most trophy DDs because of low consumption.

Hi

Hello, fluffy abyssal.

>E-4 hard mode
>last kill
>Katsuragi, Shouhou-class, Mogami, Mikuma, Hiei
>Amatsukaze, Nowaki, Urakaze, Takao, Naka, Kiso
>all remodelled, modernised
Planning to switch the CAV out for Souryuu and Kongou kai ni, and put torp cut-in setups on the DDs.
Should I switch the DDs out for some with more luck?

my 1st event was last feb. and my reward DD was hatsuzuki which really helps me on clearing E-3 last event and some maps this event.

>tfw disabled long Hoppou in E-6
Feels good.

Why does Hatsuzuki have such little porn?

She's not very sexy.

Because DDs are not for lewds.

>not very sexy
When has that ever stopped anyone?

Because she was introduced during a time when Kashima got all the porn and non-porn art.

Hatsuzuki isn't a trophy DD.
Do you remember the other DD from last event?

Tenryuu is a boy.
An ugly boy with a terrible voice.

You shouldn't even need to night battle on that map, but go ahead since cut-in DDs are pretty useless on other maps.

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Neither do I.

But can they do it without George Carlin?

She's adorable. Too bad her pose made her look bad.

Fuck retards like Kongou!

Noshiro a cute

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>You shouldn't even need to night battle on that map
I only fully sank her once in 5 or 6 runs. I think I lack either firepower, which I fixed by switching out the CAV for a BB, but there's still the yasen problem. The girls don't do shit against the boss, even Takao.

Reminder to not praise Bismarck. She doesn't deserve any praise. Only scolding.

Odds I farm for another Yuu on E3, evens I farm Duckies.

Rolling.

Don't talk shit to one of my waifus.

Yes, Kaga must live so she can continue being tortured relentlessly, until the stress will make her hair brittle, and her stupid sidetail will fall off.

Sup fluffy angel, one day I'll pet your head.

Is that supposed to terrify me by way of the uncanny valley?

the best Agano.

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Ooi is amazing.

I want to fondle Ooi's Oois

You would need to foster some relationship first.

Why aren't you using land based planes?

ITADAKIMASU~!!

>Liking a dyke who would cuck you for Kitakami.

Are we eating something?

Yes, Muraukumo's pussy.

user that's far too lewd.

That'd make Muraukumo sad.

I want to bully Kuma by petting her head.

kuma blows
I took her into her first battle and she ate a crit and made us go home

If KTKM never come to my base, Ooi will be mine, right?

She'll never want to be yours unless you're Kitakami herself.

or smell like her

>whats up with the new DD Class
>In commission:1921–1947
>Succeeded by: Mutsuki class

Do you think you could convince Kitakami to sell you her sweat?

I want to cut her ahoge

Why convince her to see you her sweat when it won't linger forever on you?

you're right, you need to build a Kitakami sweat dungeon to harvest it

Ooi actually likes the TTK. She just hides her embarrassment by talking about KTKM.

Ooi is a filthy dyke who deserves to be scrapped.

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Gladly.

I am already using them. I am also using 2 Suisei in addition to the 2 obtained from earlier maps. I don't know if I should remove them, I've seen reports suggesting carrier-based planes can reduce damage from land-based planes, having something to do with their range and all.

Hey guys, I've been dating nagato for a little while now, and we've started to have sex, but one night we tried anal and it's the only thing she wants to do anymore.

And I don't mean that she only wants to have anal when we have sex, I mean that's literally the only thing she wants to do anymore. If she goes a few hours without ending in anal intercourses she starts to have panic attacks. I had to purchase several unneutered dogs that she can have sex with while I'm at work, because she started going insane when I was gone and started assaulting people in the street.

I also made a few rubber replicas of my penis to mount on the wall in case of an anal emergency.

What's wrong with her guys? Is this normal?

20 different dicks.

Kaffee > Tea

Then use longer range bomber planes, duh.

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As expected of Bisko.

Poi improved.

Cawfee > gween tea

I want to replace all of Graf's coffee stashes with decaf and Kongou's coffee stashes with green tea all because I'm a dick.

You monster.

*Kongou's tea stashes
I need to spellcheck things next time

Drills.

No shit but they're about the best I have, I think. I suppose the first numbers listed when you review the planes to put on the bases is the range, and the Suisei are among the best I have with 5. Planes outranging them are fighters, which I don't need, and Akitsushima's planes, which don't have any firepower (?).

Kongou is so loud. I want to make her shut up.
By my dick in her mouth

Fuck you

Cute boi.

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>nothing is going well in the final battle
>Ashigara ignores the remaining ships and DA crits the boss to death, thus clearing E-7
I'll never shittalk the old desperate hag again.

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>implying even with a dick in her mouth she still wouldn't gargle out some horrible engrish

This feels weird.

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I want to softly bully all Germans.
All of them.

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Atago/Takao's outfit is gorgeous.

Who is this? Looks unfamiliar.

She's getting a boot to the head.

Enjoy your Iowa.

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Godot's distant cousin.

I want Kongou sisters to dominate me.