How do you feel about Strike Witches?

How do you feel about Strike Witches?

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I don't know, but I do know how I feel about loli butts

I love Minna and what to marry her.

Fucking ridiculous and responsible for the rash of anthropomorphized-military-hardware anime

Hard.

Horny.

I wish to drink Helma's pee.

typical pedo bait

I want Shirley to sit on my face with her butthole against my nose and pee in my mouth.

You're obviously supposed to tuck that shirt into something, but there is nothing. There is not even a concept of something to tuck it into.

fucking masterpiece

I feel like I've fapped so much to it that I should just watch it already.

Anyone wanna fap to the witches with me?

Pedo bait shit and the perpetuation of the awful culture of "Lets put random loli on what could have been a good show"

Yes... And?

That's probably the only positive influence its had. Between nuking any interesting plotline for the status quo and shrewdly prostituting its characters for otaku-bucks, there's room for little else.

Then again, serious-WWII-autism Witches wouldn't sell, no matter how excellent you could make cute girls doing highly-technical aerobatic energy fighting things.

I feel they should wear pants. Must be cold as hell up there 10,000 feet in the air flying that fast.

They have magic that alleviates tempeture problems

let me grope you, shirley!!

I wish I could be Shirley and let user grope me.

I want to put my weiner in shirley's cleavage!!

Do it.

i collect their figmas
i havent watched an anime or manga yet

if i do, i might make a mess, you know! a big goopey mess!! is it really okay??

Sloppy messes are the best, so it's okay!

Yes

It's ok

>no Barkhorn

You're not even trying.

Okay, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna have sex with Shirley's big boobs! I'm gonna cram my dick into that soft abyss!! I might never ever stop humping them!!

My body is ready for S3.

Hump Shirley's fat chest for hours! Unload your sticky, creamy semen all over her huge breasts dozens of times, until there's not a drop of semen left in your balls!

Those proportions are off

dick gets hard

youtube.com/watch?v=rS5VjwZTSRI

Can't wait for the new season though I'm surprised it's not 501st since the movie ending teased the gang getting back together.

havn't kept up since the second season

They already wear pants.

Movie is great. Fixes that awful shit second season.

You could have put a bit more effort in for her yourself.

i dont do movie

Someone help.
Who was the sub group that edited the nopan episode of Strike Witches and drew in pussies?

Thank god. No one would understand it.

It's like Sky Girls but not as good.

Strikers. Literally the only release you can get.

z0r.de/2507

Thank you.

>No one would understand it.
How come?

Seemed like it was showing how Yoshika can do soldier tasks while still not having magic on hand and also gathered 501st together to work again by the ending, including Sakamoto.

Flying loli pantsu.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke on how that user writes so awfully that if he did a movie himself it would be incomprehensible.

Haven't watched it.

Fapped to Marseille and Erica many times though.

Thanks for clearing that up.

I guess I need to improve my reading capability.

Actually, I liked the movie for that reason. Most people hate Yoshka, but it was nice to see him total badass.
Also the little ponytail slut was faptastic.

Yeah
typical case of fanservice going too far

I agree about Yoshika. Yeah she still has the MC magic, but I felt she was still damn deserving of getting her magic back after everything she did without it.

Null is the gift that keeps on giving.

First season ED was so fucking great. And all the VAs sung it. I wish GONZO would do more of it. S2 was shit.

I'm going to breed Lynne so much.

I'm an admin on a facebook fan page and shared pictures of most of the Strike Witches Official Visual Complete File.

What would happen if Strike Witches came out for the first time today?

People would say it was clearly influenced by vividbutt and garupan

It would be called a Vivibutts clone.

No thank you. Gonzo and their god awful CG should stay dead.

Bookmark Ahead was good though.

>HURRDURR
So S1 had shit CGI
S2 had shit everything else.
I chose the first.

I hope S3 beats the shit out of them all.

>Strike Witches thread
>No mention of best girl
Anons...

Kinda shitty. I always felt like watching it but I never did? I have wacked off to Lucchini like sixty times over the years.

Why are all the Karlsland witches so damn good? Is it Japan's obsession with Germany that has struck again?

Remember the "NOBODY LIKES KONGOU" arpeggio spam?

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>best girl
Marseille was mentioned.

Holy shit, is she ok? Should she be out of the hospital in her condition? Someone get her a burger.

>Never showed nipples
I just remembered why I never picked up this show.

A shit.

She's the worst girl of the series. Saya is best girl.

I believe she's responsible for my fetish for flat glasses tsunderes who are bound to fail in life.

>he didn't watch the BD's

You can feed her your very own baguette.

meganekko moe is automatically shit tier.

You're alright. I've always found it funny how she gets the most in your face and detailed ass shots. The movie especially.

I would lick her pushy till one liter of juice come out

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MY LOVE IS ALIVE AND WELL

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Kind of dumb to be honest. I mean, I was never into it, because even though they flaunted their asses, it was always ruined by those god awful engine legs.

It was just so stupid.

Why can't they just hop into the actual aircraft and fly it like a real pilot?

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Sakamoto did. Also magic you faggot they couldn't fight the neuroi without it.

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I don't like it, but lucchini makes for great look porn

Were any of the games ever fan translated?

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Literally only for pedofags.

pure sex

Hartmann a best, A BEST

Love is alive and well?

Too sexy.

I won't deny it

I feel that way about Idolmaster, but it doesn't seem like I've run across that many Strike Witches doujinshi. I still need to watch both though.

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Helma's doing finer than ever almost, same can't be said for these forced circlejerk generals with imagedumps and same repeated blogposts from thread to thread. This is the second general in a row now.

helma.us/sw/

Here's the thread from yesterday,

Well after seeing this image I definitely put it on my top 5 anime of all time right next to Kodomo no Jikan

Lucchini reminds me of Libeccio.

Why they don't cover their legs? Isn't that dangerous while fighting?