THE DINOSAURS WEREN'T WIPED OUT BY METEORS

THE DINOSAURS WEREN'T WIPED OUT BY METEORS.

THEY WERE WIPED OUT BY A VIRUS.

A VIRUS THAT HAS JUST BEEN UNLEASHED.

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independent.co.uk/news/science/global-warming-ancient-viruses-expose-dormant-thousands-fortitude-years-scientists-warn-a7719201.html
archive.is/wsZRU
youtube.com/watch?v=TRQp5x1iQEk
youtube.com/watch?v=c9MYUk8unk0
youtube.com/embed/sOdmR5iKsPI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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independent.co.uk/news/science/global-warming-ancient-viruses-expose-dormant-thousands-fortitude-years-scientists-warn-a7719201.html

Melt it.

That sounds like a great movie idea

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Archived archive.is/wsZRU

"preparator"?

I realize all paleontology is fakery and bunk. but come on.

>pic related
i'm ready, are you?

>independent.cu.ck
into the bin it goes

I assume he found some aayyy bones and the jews didn't appreciate it

Im not a dinossaur im dont give a shit

About fucking time. I've been waiting for a true global pandemic since I was an edgy teenager in the 80's.

I'm fairly certain it was already the plot of an episode of the x files lol

Which link would you like? It's being reported everywhere, which bland of the same shit would you like me to spoon feed you you retarded nigger.

>paleontology is fake

Found the christfag who thinks his great great grandfather rode a brontosaurus to work.

Oh not a cattail, I'm so scared

He couldn't even use proper grammer either...Sad!

Fat burger dies at an early age
>unexpectedly

Clickz equals monez you stupid nigger. Archive robs MSM sites of that.

not a christfag, can just do math at an adult level and studied physics, chemistry and genetics at an actual university
>keep believing what arts graduates tell you in their LARP tier science / media scam
t. educated white man

WE CRYSIS NOW

Your rag is trash and you should feel ashamed for peddling it.

YEAH unleash a virus deep in the bones of dinosaurs it kills the guy drilling into them and after being dead for 3 days a baby dinosaur bursts out of his chest and the dinosaur goes around biting people and it gives them the virus creating millions of dinosaurs!

sounds racist nowadays

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Sick Triceratops

youtube.com/watch?v=TRQp5x1iQEk

>tfw 10 days before september 23th

You realize that u re going to die, right?

Well, they already did it with the mummy's curse thing which was actually just malaria.
First question: how would a virus survive millions of years underground?
Why don't you at least be a fun conspiracy theorist and realize that he dug up ayylmaos and was "taken care of" by concerned government professionals

man i wish

Shit I'm in Colorado how fucked am I guys?

is the x-files movie
or the mcnoageuh movie with dragons

>man dies under mysterious circumstances
>kike: I wonder how I can make money off of this...

Your country is trash and you should feel ashamed for representing it.

I don't care, stupid nignog gollywog.

>flag

>mrw the end is finally aproaching

>in Colorado
aw fuck

What do you care? Can't you just retreat to the mountainside when things get rough?

that was a red pilled book

>i dont want to die
bit gay

Sickness is one of the worst ways to die, though, especially when it's spread globally.
You really want to spend your last few days shitting blood in the corner of a makeshift "hospital" with your family dying over in the next town at the same time?

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>news actually reporting on important shit
pfffffft ahahahahaha

DINO VIRUSES MUST FOLLOW THE LAW OR BE JUDGED
I AM THE LAW

NOOOOPE

I wish I could cum that much.

Wait, so, according to the math, physics, chemistry and genetics you studied, what do you think dinosaur fossils are??

Angle grinder hits mouse droppings, dude inhales hanta virus. The end.

It's in Colorado, so there's a real possibility that happened.

Over 600 billion MEGA DEATHS! Ladies and gentlemen.

Wow, I'll be wearing CBRNs any time I do out door motor sawing or drilling ect. Fuck sake, I know I had to avoid them damn Snakes, Cougars, and little hole rodents.
Fuck sake this state scary.

LETS GO
youtube.com/watch?v=c9MYUk8unk0

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY

I'll take.... "Shit that didn't happen" for $1000....

What's worse? How he butchered the name or that I knew he meant rein of fire?

(((virus)))

Im sorry, but its probably the remains of bacteria, not a virus. Shit like methyl mercury kills scientists often.

The Jewish origin story?

checked

the dinosaurs were wiped out because the continental shifts happened and they were unable to get to food/vegetation you fucking moron.

fuck you retards and your meteor/space virus/tinfoil theory fantasy bullshit.

>You really want to spend your last few days shitting blood in the corner of a makeshift "hospital" with your family dying over in the next town at the same time?
No, I want to do it in synagogues and supermarkets.

>being this fucking dumb
The dinos died out because they build an advanced civilization and didn't respond to fucking climate change fast enough impeach drumpgf

Wow, Sup Forums is as stupid as I thought...

It will be fun if it kills all americans.

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It's about time.

Viruses board planes too.
See you on the day of the plague

It's spelled MEGADETHS

I can hear the shekels dropping...

WHERE?!

>being this jewish

GONCERN

a virus that old wouldn't even know what the fuck a primate is

life uhhh finds a way

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I realized I was jewish when I took lsd and couldnt stop thinking of ways to make money...true story. Later found out I have jewish relatives. lel

Groovy.

Recipe for death:
>be over 50
>be extremely obese (>250lbs)
>wear multiple layers of protective clothing
>work 8 hours in 96° weather
>work in environment saturated in dust

Yeah, nothing to see here besides a the end result of a series of bad choices that started 35 years ago

the thing had all the time in the world to grab Clark but didn't, why? Because when the Thing first makes it to the US camp it runs right into the arms of Clark the dog handler and he shows it love. It was McReady who killed Clark not the Thing. It turned on the other dogs in the pen only because the alpha of the pack challenged it. just saying.

Yeah, the "mysterious illness" is called cardiac arrest.

Make sure to wash your hands before you...

...EAT anything.

didn't dinos die when yakub gassed them all with his flying pyramids?

t. Harold Kautz Vella
Also you´re right.

Don't forget goy, its not racist if its against whites.

Humans came from other planet and killed what was left of dinosaurs.

>he can't do big cums

WOW 666 is ALT RIGHT NEW ENEMY TO THE LEFT
GET ON IT >YOU KNOW ITS ONLY A STRAWMAN THOUGH FOR US

What do you think of the decision to conscript the ultra-orthodoxe into the army?

What if viruses were actually ancient nanomachines?

Betty sure there was this Iluminati /x/ tier shit about that.

Virus from the ice.

youtube.com/embed/sOdmR5iKsPI

I'm actually upset that i don't know Wtf he's talking about re x files. Wasn't the movie about tranny head transplants?

But you're definitely a tremendous faggot.

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>video blocked in every country
>must see

Kök

I know, title retarded. intresting shit tho.

>i watched it
is my country banned?

you can call it: Jurassic Parkinsons

There's also an X Files episode where loggers cut into trees containing a ring of hibernating insects, which of course are carnivorous and highly aggressive, stripping men to the bone like piranha. Don't remember the ending, come to think of it.

This has to win me Nazi get of the day.

well fuck