I have a job for you guys

So recently Amazon has been deleting negative reviews for Hillary Clinton's book 'What Happened'. So I think it would be a great time to bombard this book with negative reviews.

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Only people who purchased the book through Amazon get to rate it now

They also slashed the price 40% before release.

You can't rate it unless you buy it, nigger.

NYPA

Just rated it, didn't buy it.

Earlier today, you could post a review, regardless if you had purchased the book.

Here's my review:

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”
― Benjamin Franklin

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Stop trying to destroy her phylactery. You can't simply kill the undead

Really makes you think.

buy it
give it 4 stars
absolutely bury it in text

So just bombard with 2's

which is great, because people that will buy it seeing the high star reviews will have a chance to go WAY lower in ratings due to expectation bias

Truly a great way to fuck yourself up

I was rating all the 1 star reviews as helpful earlier today. made a few comments that got a lot of replies. my amazon prime account was just banned. can't login or anything

Honestly doesn't deserve anything less than four stars. It's fantastic. Some of my favourite passages.

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what a horse shit company - guess you can't trust any reviews on anything there now

no professional ethics at Amazon

True literature

The commies at amazon changed the reviews so that you have to buy the book before you can review. I checked other books and that's not a requirement. The globalists are protecting the witch again

Hilldawg pepes are truly hilarious.

They could tell it was going to bomb because nobody preordered it.
Amazon and WaPo have the same owner and WaPo are huge Hillary shills.

>fake tunnel entrance painting

I forgot about those.

A better idea is to give it 5 stars and give it a "positove review" while subtlely dropping redpills in the review and not breaking cover.

Have you learned nothing from mass Yelp reviews? When they're spammed in minutes, of course something is up and they'll be deleted. I wouldn't doubt most of those were retarded fakes anyways. At least give it a two or three rating.

youtube.com/watch?v=JB2di69FmhE

hilarious scene

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still can't really believe these are legit

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Well shit, great minds.

She makes a good point there tbf. (((Bernies)))strategy was to make absurd, impossible policies which could never be implemented in the hopes of fooling enough goyim to give him some shekels
Id take Hillary anyday over the old jew, if given a choice

i imagine they are excerpts from dreams brought about by all the drugs she was on. adderall always gives me fucked up dreams.

Hmmm, wasn't 97% also her estimated chance of winning the presidency?

>No you cant review a product you know nothing about

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Maybe we can make the are of the deal #1 on amazon and Hillary looses again.

Trump: The Art of the Deal Paperback – October 6, 2015

ISBN-10: 0399594493
ISBN-13: 978-0399594496

>"The Algorithm says: the rustler dies"

I howled with laughter the first time I read this, it was so perfect.

There are just some bookmakers who are good trolls.

>Sup Forumstards think they can defeat Amazon, Alphabet and Facebook

It's worth worth a shot

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What if you check it out from the Library?

And to mix things up here's Zoe Quinn's mom being disappointed in her child

> Hillary
> The debate moderators were against me

She has no shame

>1 post by this ID

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How do I get to bust nuts in a broad like that?

Surely this is the same as if you replaced Bernie with Hillary and Hillary with a Republican. She'd have to argue from the other side.

We still have twitter and facebook to share pages from the book. Granted, it could backfire and make people buy it for the comedic value.

kclibrary.bibliocommons.com/item/show/2642388120_what_happened

Better yet, we write our own parody called "What Really Happened."

JUST

>Actually, I love ponies

>crying that you can't rig an online poll with uninformed opinions
Imagine being this much of a bitch

This is the most perfect kind of woman there is.

>Traditional, christian white women..

Its so extremely beautiful.

Oof

Sup

step 1: be white
step 2: be attractive

> any of this means anything

What concrete effect will the rating have other than lols

>ratings are like here election chances
>faked

>buy it
>Support Jews

It's a lose-lose

The other thread is more active, why post here. You faggots are always surprised when Yelp reviews you spam are taken down. Amazon is a problem too when they have free items for Vine customers and they're usually the top review.

Bezos and her have been friends since she got his kindles in schools in some shitty program. No doubt he was promised something big if/when she won because WaaaPos was savaging Bernie all through the primaries and is still bitching about Trump more than any other rag now.

This is gold

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Sometimes equality needs a boost. An invisible hand to keep things even.

perhaps Amazon are the ultimate red pillers? maybe if the book gets all 5 stars and forces normies to buy in bulk and read to see what's so special about it is when they'll finally see what reality really looks like? I keep forgetting that we're living in an inverted jewholocaustgram

1984 type shit
just like the (((polls)))

That is actually from Mad? You wouldn't see Cracked touch Clinton.

Will or has she blamed normies for her loss?

holy kek please tell me this is real

LMAO

washingtonstarnews.com/unbelievable-hillary-clinton-campaign-bus-involved-in-deadly-crash/

>yfw it happened

What the fuck

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She wanted and needed normies. Everything she did (even including this book, from the passages I've read) has normies in mind. Of course it all comes across like an alien trying to emulate human behavior in its fourth grade powerpoint presentation, but that's just how the chips fall.

>ambassador Stevens could not be reached for comment

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Review

Cancel order

wtf
is this real?

I thought CTR was dead.

This

>Maybe we can make the are of the deal #1 on amazon and Hillary looses again.
>Trump: The Art of the Deal Paperback – October 6, 2015
>ISBN-10: 0399594493
>ISBN-13: 978-0399594496

>christian
I'd rather not have a woman who follows a Semitic desert cult

They slashed it so heavy because Hilldawg wants it to be the #1 seller, and you know she pulled some strings. She's such a failure that she needs to do that to get as many people to buy as possible.

All her other books are priced similarly, or cheaper. She's doing it to be more likable.

Oklahoman here, what the fuck is this?

Advanced ecomonic pony dynamic

Possible new strategy:
>Buy e-book on Amazog
>Leave extensive 1-star reviews
>complain to amazon customer service about why they would even offer said book, demand refund from the customer service poos who will be more than happy to refund your money.
>???
>Profit!

Sorry, meant this.

listen here you anonymouses. I will not tolerate such immature behavior and accusations over lady Hillary's newest book. Ever since the dad I turned 13 she has always spoken to me. I shakened her hand and told me boldly to my face personally that I was upstanding. It gave me great encoraginment and so god advice it sharped me leaf four hours.. Youneeded to gaven her more crudet as har choictor is up standen. Pluz revow har baak foove stirs.

You had me worried gay user

Of course she has. She's blamed everyone but herself. pic related

Alright, so I'm not big on politics, but. . . she already lost the campaign, why the fuck are they still shilling for her?

Do they still have a plan get her into office? This is what worries me.

>twitter.com/search?q="Martin Shkreli"&src=tren

Amazon cannot fucking be serious

Fag

>>Profit!
A profit of zero dollars, what an entrepreneur

>Haha look how down to earth, trendy, and HUMAN she is
>omg references

1. Buy it
2. Destroy the stupid cunt
3. Return it for free

Shillary, please fuck off. Seriously dude. All you care about is money to pay off you husbands lawsuits.

I suggest you kys, I mean... wouldn't the world be better without you?

The point is they want to hide how Obama got in.
Because thats how they're going to try and get Hillary back.

WAIT

WAIT

I JUST MADE A FUCKHUGE CONNECTION
youtube.com/watch?v=kzxYV8h5Uxk

>rate it 5 stars
>product review
spoiler, she loses

so hitler and hillary are both autistic?