Hypothetical Question

Walk into room, see Lauren like this...wut do??

Carry her to bed and make her eggs

if the jews were killed with zyklon-b (cyanide poisoning) they would have bright red and pink spots on skin.
No "witnesses" ever describe this.
There are no photos.

ummmmm...

>cover erection
>leave

Drawing a dick on her cheek and jerking off in her face

>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this

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>Wii U cases
Kill her.

*unzips dick*

OMFG that ref.

I love you all dearly

Ask for her sister

lick feet

I fucking hate this bitch holyyy.

ask where her sister is

Cosby that bitch

Well played bong

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throw her off my fucking couch, sit down on said couch, turn on alex jones.

Snort the other line..

Knock her out and Lick her asshole

Off topic much here, faggot?

Only right answer.

cut her throat

I seriously want to do this to a girl, if she laughs and gets it instant wife material