Killer Sexbots

>work at new sexbot rental store
>pay sucks, but free rentals
>hang out and discuss the nuances of sexbots and the industry all day
>always get virgin sexbot
>have most popular staff picks & reviews
>customers get your sloppy seconds
>nigger.jpg didn't rewind this vagina -_-
>otherwise things are going well
>using toothbrush to get nigger crust out of robovageen
>while detailing mechanacunt, sexbot crushes head like melon
>fucking russians
Hackers could train sex robots to kill, cyber security expert warns
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i'll get one when they are data tier

Just buy one that doesn't need to be connected to the internet.

Love the pale skin, but she looks like a fucking chink.

A sexbot killed my father. I have vowed to destroy every sexbot.

>Blockbuster
>Missing the chance to say cockbuster
What a waste

Feel free to edit. This was literally .03 minutes in MS paint.

When robotics advance to the point that a sexbot can kill, the age of killbots begins. And then we are all fucked. Fucking a sexbot will be the last thing on your mind.

...

The problem with the killer sexbot is they are not designed to kill. Sure, maybe they can be programmed to poison your coffee, but more than likely a human could easily defeat a sexbot.

The only reason why I'm looking forward to sexbots is so that I can finally do the emotional, sappy beta shit I always wanted to do with women without any fear of her pussy drying the fuck up leading into her jumping on some ex-inmate's cock. I can talk to her about my emotions. I can say "I love you". I can compliment the way she looks. I can tell her that I miss her and that I'm thinking about her. I can make love to her instead of always choking, slapping, spitting, cutting, punching, wrestling, pulling hair and jackhammering. I can finally get rid of this "she's not yours, it's only your turn" mentality that basically forces me to behave like an animal and see women as disposable cum dumpsters.

TL;DR sex bots will be women without the hypergamy and that makes them perfect

What's the sappy emotional shit refer to?

Oh wait. For some reason I asked without reading the whole thing. I just got really curious about what sappy beta shit is.

>implying this wouldn't instantly become the world's most popular method of suicide

That's really sad, user... you made me sad. Why can't it be that simple? Why can't it be about sweetness and not inevitable some dark fantasy.

Is this satire? I thought guys wanted sex bots because they don't like talking to women or dating them? Also where do you get the idea that women enjoy the porn reenactment shit that passes for sex these days? Had me going there for a minute

Did you have the font laying around or did you actually went and downloaded it?

It can be, but a man still needs to lead a woman. You have to balance it with occasionally slapping her face for no reason and raping her. Then the rest can be sweet. They just need reminders you're a man without it being the result of her making you lose control of your emotions and becoming angry. You should be calm and even loving while slapping her. So she knows you care. It makes a big difference!

DESU this. Act sweet around a chick and they rapidly lose interest. Act like an asshole and suddenly you've got two of them competing for your attention.

Fuck women.

It's just a quick cut & paste job. Otherwise I'd make it say nutbuster. This one seems close enough.
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>Is this satire?

No.

>I thought guys wanted sex bots because they don't like talking to women or dating them?

Yeah, I don't like dating them because to successfully get them and KEEP them, I have to become less of a human than I ever wanted to be. I still DO date and fuck them because sex and all that other stuff is a biological need but it makes me feel like shit. And don't even get me started on the endless fucking shit testing. It isn't enough to prove once that you are man enough and fit to breed with her, no, you have to prove it every fucking day, every fucking hour, every fucking second. Slip enough times because you are tired, sad, depressed, sick or whatever and she's gone.

>Also where do you get the idea that women enjoy the porn reenactment shit that passes for sex these days?

From real life experience. As Oscar Wilde said: "I am afraid that woman appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated." That's my experience with women between the ages of 14 and 46 (I was underage myself when I fugged those underage grills). Women don't like gentlemen nor gentle men, period.

Sadly I think that is the way most people are these days, not many see beyond the material or immediate satisfaction, so many from broken homes that never see the value of family and loyalty. There are women and men I hope that are less shallow than that around. I don't know how they can find each other though. I personally have not dated in many years because I got sick of gross messages on dating sites and I don't have much interest in sex anymore. The exception doesn't make the rule I know but romantic type people are still out there. Good luck to you user

Inferring that I want to fuck an intelligent robot. I just want a whorebot that lays there and doesn't run her goddam mouth.

The lovey dovey romance you see in movies would be the sappy beta shit. And in all honesty, it would be nice to live out that kind of fantasy and have mutual feelings. A star crossed lovers kind of thing that you see in movies or games.

or people are capable of a wide spectrum of behavior and most women settle down when they hit 30s and act normal.

>Also where do you get the idea that women enjoy the porn reenactment shit that passes for sex these days?

They don't, they just fall over themselves for the men who want it. They hate it, just like they hate themselves, which is why they want it.

Mine loves it.

Your what?

> Connecting sexbot to a network
> Current year

>t-they will kill you!
Fuck off, roasties.

Well I'm not sure exactly what he meant by porn reenactment shit, but my girl definitely loves some good fucking. I don't know why anyone thinks a woman wouldn't.

Them Roasties need to hurry up and adjust their fucked up attitudes before this really does happen. Then even tinder and Craigslist won't be able to save them.

It's already happening and they're putting whores out of business.

yummy

being the asshole works.

>mechanacunt

So I could fuck a sex bot and have it kill me?
I thought the shame alone would do it.

Unlike my ex girlfriend, sexbots always want to smash.

Maybe in 100 years they'll be cool, but I'd rather we just make cheap clones to bang, they could deteriorate after a year or two to handle the over population.

seriously man a few years ago I would've said,"wow what fucking losers can't get laid who wants to fuck a doll?" while laughing with my girlfriend and my group of friends

since then, me and ALL of my bros have been royally fucked over by women in a number of ways. I'm ready for sexbots, I've given up on dating roasties.

>I'm twelve and what is Star trek?

>Letting your sexbot connect to the internet
>Exposing the only pure being you'll ever meet to this cesspool
Not MY qtbot

Actually, sexbots remove a woman's power over a man. Thus they will be forced to be more faithful in relationships.

>dating roasties
I think I have diagnosed your problem.
>not wanting to fuck tay

Wow user..

stop

Shit man...this hits close to home. Though I'm not pathetic enough to ever buy a sex bit, I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life or get a real down-to-earth girl

If a woman is single at age 30 then I'm not going anywhere near her worn out used worthless pussy

Woman might leave you depressed, but sexbots will literally break your heart.

You telling me I don't have to hang myself, my waifu can now murder me?

Uhhmm, shouldn't that be COCKBUSTER?

Everything can be hacked or used for good or evil. This is the same arguments they use for Gun control yet here we are much safer with them than without them.

Probably not if you want to sell to more than leftists.

>connecting your sexbot to the internet
>not rooting your waifubot so you can root it without your privacy being violated
you deserve everything you're going to get tee bee ech

Don't stop.

>not wanting mother nature's sexbot

Perfection

Yes

>be me
>bitch at husband for fucking sexbot more than me
>Decide to trash his fuck doll
>Injects me with a chip.
>Fuck, I follow commands like his doll
>Basement dwelling nerds turning women into mindless machines.

CARLOS PLS

Are you my girlfriend?

This guy knows.

Your woman threw out your fuck doll?
Na, I haven't done that. Least I wont until I get no dick.

>wanting a moldy blown out hole that reeks of nigger semen
imagine being so shit even a literal inanimate object is more desirable than you

>I only want someone to have sex with whenever I feel like it and otherwise don't do anything with them except for worshipping them when I get semi horny again
>I wonder why I can not build a meaningful relationship with someone, let alone a woman.
Gee whiz guys

>t.

>Holy shit the feels
>not like this QQ

user I don't want to live in blade runner

Death by sexbot OR the slow lingering agony of marriage, divorce, and eventual suicide.

Option 1 please.

Bullshit Jewish propaganda. They can hack cars now and I don't see much warning articles about that.

>The absolute fucking state of this timeline.

At least we're still laughing, r-right?

I'm all for sexbots, but that pic does look creepy 2bh.

>tfw no killer sexbot gf

Whats the deal on craigslist? Are they sluts or whores? I think its a mix but I can't tell. If they say they just wanna suck a dick can i really just get my dick sucked and go or they gonna pull some bullshit?

9 times out of 10 it's a fag trying to trap you.

t. Someone who ran escorts on backpage/cl

Why would a sexbot be strong enough to kill a human?

>He doesn't want to be tossed around like a ragdoll by a mecha goddess.
>No toaster warm slot to put your dick
>No lavalamp shaped robo dick flopping around while you play waffle with said toaster slot.

Do you foreigners even have dreams?

As tempting as this is, I much rather wait until the technology reaches a point I can travel in my dreams at will, like in Paprika.

I might start to get lost in the liminality of existing, perhaps lost in the depths of hyperreality, but it will be worth it. Living life in such a way without fearing death, to stop understanding my end as oblivion and instead believe it's a continuous loop of awareness.

there's the lucid dream technique you could try. you wake up during a dream and do whatever the fuck you wish.
granted i managed to do it like three or four times, but they were all amazing, and now even my regular dreams are cooler

But Jews want you fucking toast machines and not breeding.

Pre programmed sexbots, or should they have Artificial Intelligence installed?
They might then not like being sexbots in the first place with the latter option.

Jews also want us to raise Jamal's baby, sugar tits

Stop giving Jeff Caplan Ideas,

hahaha!
Roasties BTFO!

>Killer-Sexbots

I thought they wanted single moms married to the government NEETbucks, meatflaps.

exactly
and who do you think is going to pay for said NEETbux?

looks like Data in drag

Let me know when I can get one of these, then I'll buy a dozen.

Have hope user. When the singularity comes, everyone can have perfectly designed mates, not mere sexbots. Men can have mars and women venus, literally.

it's more likely that the rich will have a dozen of synth body guards.

>Hackers could train sex robots to kill, cyber security expert warns

> could train?
> could?
> you mean can already

It has been happening for 20years already - western consumers always gets the dregs after government.

>new fetish unlocked

Just fukin deinstal her wi-fi conection.
Hackers can do shit if it is offline.

I didn't ask for these feels, you fucker.