IT'S HAPPENING: FIRST BIGFOOT RAPE OF 2017

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When he sells the Bigfoot cum for a million dollars, I'll believe it. Can you imagine what the Bigfoot genome would be worth ?

>All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.
Typical

So it was a niggly bear?

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NOOOOOOO THEY TAKING OR WOMYN

Oh jeez That soundslike the worst Thursday ever

so now they make bigfoot gay? is anything sacred anymore?

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They don't exist, ok? don't worry about it.

With any luck, this will be the first of many sasquatch rapes this season.

> (OP)
>With any luck, this will be the first of many sasquatch rapes this season.
This should have been the first post. It's clearly the best post.

>toothpaste trying to tell me what does and doesn't exist in my country

Get fucked by sasquatch you cheap ass fake russia non dentist approved douche grenade.

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so is he pregnant now or what?

>Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

Well at least we know it was not any of you low test Sup Forums faggots

people have been saying this shit for years

kys

They don't and even if they do why should we care?

Do they control the government?

Is there an eternal sasquatch?

We need to protest against sasquatch rape culture! 85% of hunters and hikers are raped by bigfoots.

Bigfoot roastie had to get COLONIZED

Nothing to see here, It was just Michelle Obama out for a hike, and her penis got out of control.

>stabs sasquatch with a knife

wouldnt there be blood on the knife and therefore physical evidence of its existence?

It's probably still in the Squatch.

THis

>BIGFOOT IS BACK

this is Trumpfs fault

Sasquatch did nothing wrong.

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BIGFOOT NO

Guys I think the culprit is the skinny guy in this:

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If anyone had actual evidence of bigfoot they'd be suicided so fast it would never see the light of day

kek

not first in bc one raped sombody back in the 1920s

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>stabbed bigfoot in self defense

Send blood to genetics lab

Jim Carrey?

Sir the semen you farted into a cup for us has been analyzed. Sir, we tried to tell you earlier. It was just a nigger.

ITS A LIE, HOMOSAPIEN SUPREMACIST GO AWAY, #BIGFOOTLIVESMATTER

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i dont understand this joke am i LOW IQ??????

Why did you Photoshop out his maga hat?

Your dad

is it possible this guy was just raped by a dindu?

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he crossin too tho

Original picture has niggers instead. See niggers/bigfoot - cross the road if you want to live.

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Fucking Bigfoot freaks. Travel here to Washington and go there Bigfoot hunts. Then you have to stand in the grocery lines and deal with these assholes.

You don't ever tell them that you don't believe in bigfoot. That's a mistake. That's a huge mistake. You'll have these fuckers go on and on about their "evidence." Follow you out to your car, inviting you to their freak gatherings. Where they apparently talk politics on Bigfoot. Should they kill it for proof or fight to preserve the precious life of this fictional creature? Apparently they hate the other side as much as liberals and conservatives hate eachother, and have made separate gatherings. It's always fun to run into the Bigfoot hippies and get called evil for not giving a shit about Bigfoot's welfare. And then the Bigfoot hunters talk about tracking the thing, and you have to try and sit there and take this shit seriously unless you want them to throw a huge fit over your doubt.

God. Just fuck these ridiculous people.

In all fairness, the bigfoot was asking for it.

Is this true? How can police hope to find anyone with a description as nonsensical as that?

That's hilarious.
And you're a faggot.

Around 'Squatch, keep watch

why would anyone wanna hide a fucking ape?
every year there's a new kind of ape discovered somewhere

Sounds like you have a toothache

>bigfoot rape
Bigfoot is a girl, it has tits.

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>They don't exist, ok?
fuck off atheist neckbeard piece of shittrash i fucking hate ppl who are stupid enough to think they can decide what's real or not. fuck you and fuck your bitch mother. now do a google for bigfoot dna and spend your afternoon educating yourself fagget