Anons, i don't know what the fuck to do right now. I'm on a plane going from Seoul back howe to Washington DC. I was sleeping and woke up to a sudden climb in altitude that lasted for a few minutes. I think everyone suffocated, I don't know. My dad is dead, he was sitting next to me. I felt the end coming, I don't know how I pulled through. I'm afraid to move. I'm under a seat, shielding my phone, trying not to breathe too fast.
What the fuck do I do? Help me please.
wow thats funny. there happens to be some gay larp thing about a plane that was headed to washing DC from seoul. wow wat are le odds???
Flight 93, Korean Air. I didn't like that number when I saw it.
Do a barrel roll
Is there someone else alive on the plane? Where are the posts?
They expect one of us in the wreckage, user.
The larp lives on
Nothing has come from the cockpit, people are dead in their seats. Purple and blue as fuck. I don't hear anyone walking around.
Youre good at finding shit, now help me find a way out of this. Contact someone, anyone!
Sounds like everything's going according to plan.
I'm also in that very same flight and everything is fine except for one autist constantly running around non stop tumbling around while being fixated on his phone
>this much autism
>be user
>be autistic and underage
>on long plane flight
>middle of night
>dad has heart attack and dies quietly while everyone is asleep
>user wakes up, touches dad
>realizes dad is dead
>sees everyone else asleep
>instead of trying to talk to anyone, autism kicks in and he crawls to the floor
>screeches autistically internally
i contacted the FBI user
just sit tight
timestamp pls
My Uncle works at Capcom. He says to start taking up smoking to lose weight.
Umm, what restaurant did you go to that you have to tip the waiter through the FBI website?
That's just.. weird..
IM ON THE PLANE TOO!!
FLY INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER NIGGER
DO IT
Dude im on the plane too. Plz stop making so much noise
wtf same here just woke up
Only works if you are doing something. I know plenty of fatties who smoke... guess what they're still fat because they don't do anything that's why smoking on work break is the ultimate redpill.
I'm on the same plane as OP and literally saw his sister walk into the bathroom with two muscular black men whow ere going to korea to promote the NBA
what the fuck bro
Lol @ everybody on the plane is dead but I was able to get internets and get on 4chins.
ITS SO FUCKING HARD TO MASTURBATE WITH ALL YOU PUSSIES CRYING
>aisle 33 seat D reporting
I was one of those niggers. Your sister has a loose pussy OP
I can hear you furiously shitposting you little cunt, stop it or i call a flight attendant.
I'm in 1st class btw, everyone's alive here.
PRAISE KEK!
>I'm under the seat
either OP has never been on a plane or OP is an infant.
>actual emergency
>has time to change flag to shill organization
BAN_HAMMER.exe
PLACE TICKET , EMAIL, INVOICE. COME THE FUCK ON user
Have sex with your deceased father.
>I said drop the barrel bomb
...
I'm the pilot on your plane, user.
...I wouldn't worry about it.
lol that was pretty funny
I'll take....."Shit That Isn't Happening" for $1000.