W/a/ifus

In this board does everybody have a waifu?

No. I for myself, can't delude my self enough to have one.

Bumpilicious

yes
if you say you don't, you're just fooling yourself

I got bumps

I'm too free spirited to have such compromise.

But I do have seasonal waifus, user.

>Yes,I consider escapism from real life and real people is a good thing.

Also accidental greentext.

> 2k16
> waifu

No. I have characters that I deeply appreciate, but none particularly strike me as waifu material.

Waifu of the season is here, anons.

>taking the waifu meme serious

Tomoko gonna be my first and last waifu.

I find it amusing that people actually fall for it so hard that it's now become institutionalized. Like the meme that people who browse Sup Forums regularly can't be functioning normally in real life.

Yes, and most of Sup Forums is too underage to compete with me for her

I think it's funny how newfags think it didn't start of as a term to describe people who were 100% serious about it

What meme user?

>The Prissfag is still around
Neat stuff and great taste. Was wondering if you still lurked.

I don't have one for a multitude of reasons. One being I don't feel ready for one yet.

...

You don't get to choose when you fall in love

I guess that explains it.

>wanting some 2D moron as a wife
Not a single character

Nope.

There's a fair amount who do, not everyone by any means though.
There are a lot of seasonal waifufags and people spouting the waifuism-is-a-meme meme.
There's also an obnoxious amount of normalfags like you recently, OP. They don't have waifus, or if they claim they have a "waifu" what they really mean is "favorite girl to fap to"

Absolutely.

Anons have been really making me question if I should even be calling her that anymore. I don't speak Japanese even, right? I fap to her, but It's not like I don't fap to other porn too. I don't lust after real women though because just thinking of her makes me smile and I don't need that in my life because of her. I'm conflicted. Can I really say she's my waifu? I think maybe if I can learn to speak Japanese I might earn that right, but even still...

What about her feelings? Would she want to be with me? She's a pretty nice caaring person, but am I the kind of person she would want to be with? I don't even own a ranch full of potential steaks? I'm just some guy who stocks shelves in a grocery store. She wouldn't bother to give me the time of day, unless I asked maybe.

I don't know if I do. Is this love, or selfish attachment? I was much happier just blindly throwing that word around and pretending I was happy. Why you make me think about things like this user? Why not just let me be happy?

she's not real
the reason she's your waifu is that she can be the perfect woman, the one you want her to be, the one who will accept you and love you
you're not deluding yourself enough

Believe in yourself user! I too, once thought like you, and my faith and love in my waifu wavered, but I fought through it! And now I love her even more!

Is it ok to fap to your waifu, or are you supposed to use surrogate faps?

cuuuUUUUUTE

It's a parasocial relationship, it's entirely fantasy. If you really love her, she should inspire you to become somebody she could at least respect. I doubt many waifufags around here can speak Japanese anyway

You're getting your grip on reality back.
Congratulations.

Everytime my autism about my waifu is taking over, I just think the old creepy japs who draw them.

No, because waifu's are for sad pathetic autist's.

Where do you think we are?!

An online board meant for high-quality discussion, what's your point?

Perfection.

She's not your waifu she is a victim of your stalking.

>I don't speak Japanese even, right?
There's only one way to solve that problem
And it isn't sitting in a thread waifuposting