TFW American

>tfw American
>tfw pic related costs under $8
>tfw can’t even eat it all
>tfw God blesses your country for keeping his commands so that you have so much food people get sick from over eating
>tfw Europoors and Strayans and Leafs will attack this out of jealousy


Non-Americans of the world, why don’t you obey God’s commands and receive His blessing? America did it, and although it may go away soon, it’s definitely good while it lasts.

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>TFW I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>TFW This thread is just an excuse to post a pic of your gross lunch
Sort yourself

Looks good dude but how can you not eat it all? Are you like 50kg?

>can’t even eat it all

This is how I know you're not an american.

I envy the states sometimes.
>just finished eating my daily food intake of one tortilla and a microwaved egg

That's made of cheap foods of course its cheap. Thats not unique to America.

Fucking celery though. Disgusting

>1The Lord had said to Abram, “Go from your country, your people and your father’s household to the land I will show you.

2 “I will make you into a great nation,
and I will bless you;
I will make your name great,
and you will be a blessing.[a]
3 I will bless those who bless you,
and whoever curses you I will curse;
and all peoples on earth
will be blessed through you.”[b]

there is literally 3 tiny pieces of meat in there and its mostly all fucking rice kys baiter

>can't eat all the junk food you purchased
>confirmed virgin manlet.

I just got back from Eastern Europe where you could get that plate for 2$ lol, then get a pack of cigarettes for 2$ and a four beers to wash your meal down for 3$ and 1$ for a pack of gum to refresh your breath

>tfw pic related costs under $8
and has no nutrition value....

>not liking fried chow mian with celery and sprouts

go back to your normie euro cuisine

That is a fucking disgusting excuse for "lunch" that simultaneously proves you're a filthy plebian american. Educate thyself.

>Not preparing that yourself for far cheaper
>Eating at a Panda Express staffed by illegals

Chainfags are the worst

Looks good besides the onions. Onions are shit.

And I didn't have to see a single nigger or Hispanic (same thing)

Ambrosia is food, they drink nectar

It's like Chad has not read a book in his life

gum costs $1 here too
4 beers is $3 in some 12 packs

Panda is pathetic.

It's all about that local grocery store Chinese food.

>Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags.

Proverbs 23:20-21

How can you not finish that, you twiglet? If you wanna get big, you gotta eat big.

Chinese food is kind of dope. I'll be full but then get hungry in an hour plus it packs on the pounds. It's good shit to eat once in a while.

>Ambrosia is food
hardly
>yfw this is why flyovers consider """"food""""

Technically
It's more or less the same amount of food i could get with 8$ here, actually it is less
It would be roughly 30 R$
With 10R$ Wich wouldn't be more than 3$ I can go to restaurants here were you can literally eat all you can
Currency is magical

This on a rainy cold day

I still get to eat as much as I want. Food is perfectly abundant here.
Our size small just doesn't come in a swimming pool so we don't feel obligated to arbitrarily take on twice the calories we need.

That's garbage tier food; even if you eat it all you'll just turn into a nigger.

Eat food like this.

based retard poster

The gum I bought was one of those huge boxes you put in your cars cup holder , regular sized box of gum is like 40 cents

>tfw no panda express in australia
double orange chicken and chow mein is best.

> make the same thing at home for less than 2$Cad

Typical american. Thinks he's ahead when he's actually behind.

You sous-vide first then sear at the end, obviously. Otherwise you have a horrid grey mass without that salty crust.

Repulsive, eggs aren't even cooked. You're eating like a wild animal.

This.
That's the same shit I make at home when I run out of money.

For another two dollars you could have gotten four Big Macs TM

Shit in Metro Detroit area in Michigan I'd get that, 12 pieces of sesame chicken and a soup for like 12 dollars. It's too much food, end up giving my dog a europoors daily in take of food.

Americans don't know what sous vide is, we need to make cooking great again.

Filthy fucking pleb; I bet you like your omelettes stuffed with 2 lbs of cheese and well-done too.

Nigger detected

I know right?
Lad hasn't stretched his stomach yet

dude that broccoli looks like ass
what's the point of having more when it's all shit quality?

>flyovers consider """food"""
>flyovers grow all the food.

Here costs like $2.5

my local chinese place gives you 3 times that much food, plus soup and egg roll, for $9, and it tastes great.

$8 for that panda express shit is not good, and their food is shit tasting

i still don't get why asians undercook their eggs

that shit is nasty

The beef in your meal is obviously low quality scraps and its clearly overcooked, probably because they pre-cooked the beef yesterday and just pulled it out of the fridge and threw it in a wok.

The broccoli is also overcooked and chinese fast-food style broccoli is garbage tier preparation anyway.

Short-grain rice is plebian tier; and that rice was not well fried and congratulations on finishing the last bit of the 2015 pea crop.

Lo mein is the nigger preparation of noodles and it's not even made in house; you should try getting semolina and all-purpose flour and mix with a 2:8 ratio while adding a bit of baked (activated) baking soda. Press it into a fettucini style noodle, boil, let it rest for a day in the fridge, and then fry.

>Bragging about being a gluttonous fatlord, whilst eating poisonous food caked in corn syrup & chemicals.
>Must be an Amerilard.
Yep.

>tfw can’t even eat it all
Unamerican as fuck.

>flyovers grow all the food.
>flyovers ship all the food to blessed coastal zones
>flyovers now sustain themselves on spam sandwiches and """salads""" consisting of mayonnaise, canned foods, and more mayonnaise on top.

You had it all and you gave it up

Why do you Sodomy Sympathizers assume I got this from Panda Express?

Try ukraine, pack of smokes is 1€.
Beer about 20-30cents.
And a plate like that is 2€.

>undercook
Wrong & fake news. Here's a jacques pepin on classic french omelettes
>it's not just asians
>it's not undercooked
>he's never tasted a proper french omelette
I pity you, user.

>Jacques Pepin Omelette
youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

american can't say shit about other countries right now, just look at your mongrelized population of mulatto niggers. In a few years you will be crypto-jew slaves. Flail your circumcised dick all you want you burgerstein freak; soon you'll all be finished.

>tfw a bunch of legit cheap asian food places when I went to uni
>now the closest thing is a Panda Express a town over
baka

>not cooking the meat of your prey to well done over an open flame after killing it.
>using an effeminate method with a gay name
>being this beta

>he doesn't even handpull his own ramen

Get some kansui and get on my level pleb.

>in a few years you will be crypto-jew slaves
>in a few years
That happened to most of the world 50 years ago.

because you did

Nobody wants to eat sopa de macaco.

Why are Italians even allowed to post here? They have been cowards, gourmandes, and gay-bois ever since the fall of Rome.

fried pasta, rice and 2 pieces of tiny styrfry meat.
Really worth your 8 nucks.
Alsp, you probably don`t even lift.

>well done
>literally overcooking your meat and denaturing the proteins so much that it's virtually indigestible
What are you, a fucking ingrate?

Nah, I just like an actual sear if I'm going to eat meat.

Looks like the inside of my recycling bin

>he went so weeb he forgot the true divine culinary style
You will never be like me, pajeet.

>$8

fuggin' where? the gooks in my hood are charging $12 for greasy slime shit noodles that don't even fill you up

That tells me that you also eat at Panda Express and have attacked me falsely, crypto-Jew!

>unironically eating with fucking sticks

>its impossible for me to get chinese food

Yeah i don't see you contesting my statement so i guess negrojew cock is so far up your ass you think you are in position to insult me.

That meal is mostly made up of cheap rice and noodles. At least in my local japanese "teriyaki" fast food place they give you this much meat for less than $8.

>actual sear
>implying overcooking the interior is critical to maillard reactions
You realize the best sear comes from a quick blowtorch, right?

>pretending that you are allowed to eat anything but Halal meat by your Muslim and feminist overlords

I could make that myself for like 3-4 euro

>there isn't even garlic in it

Dropped from space.

Nigger it takes 60 seconds on a hot pan to cook a fucking egg, and 15 seconds to wipe it out. Cook your shit on the stove top

>You realize the best sear comes from a quick blowtorch, right

If you're french, sure.

...

You're not wrong, this is what I ate today

~$9

That actually looks pretty good, is it a one-off place or a chain?

>tfw pic related costs under $8
You can eat for a whole week here for this kind of money.

only ate at Panda Diarrhea Express once at the airport, its total shit, frozen tv dinner tier

>>Not communicating with your fellow tribesman via smoke signals
>>instead posting on an anime image board
>>being this gay

Gimme some super spicy tikka masala plz senpai

True
But there's also picanha
If you haven't tried yet you should

what foods would make up your $8 weekly food budget?

My mistake I meant to respond to OP

???
>saute onions to translucence
>add serrano peppers, garlic, and ginger
>continue to 80% caramelization
>add spice mixture
>add marinated chicken
>add water or coconut milk as necessary to control depth of flavor and heat
>simmer and garnish with cilantro

>add serrano, ginger, garlic
>garlic
>GARLIC

>God blesses your country for keeping his commands
How many babies have been killed by this nation?

>tfw pic related costs under $8

I should hope so. That's 90% rice and noodles.

The fried stuff from Panda is actually garbage-tier. All of the rest of the accusations though are nonsense, people trying to imply that one variety of rice is superior to the other or that fresh broccoli is bad for you.

Are you guys even trying to preserve your country at this point? I actually saw on the news today that Swedes are going to start getting microchips implanted in lieu of buying bus tickets.

Yes, I know how to make it.

Unless that black shit is supposed to be garlic, it's not in that sauce.

>not communicating with your tribesman with direct interactions
>using smoke signals at a distance
>being this much of a virgin

this

You can get the same thing in thailand or viet nam for 1$

>90% lice and nooders.

hes talking about israel. not america.

americas gotta be wel fed though. gotta help defend israel.

>Steaklets consider this food

I guess you guys never had Bobby Vans, Capital Grill, or Liberty Prime Steak?
(if u do go to BV, go to the wall st one.)

>uncooked meat

we mastered fire thousands of years ago you fucking retard.

>fat, inbred, ugly, mentally retarded people
>soulless drones who only live for money
>56% white
>Jewry up the ass
>white nationalists, national socialists, antisemites and racists are treated like the scum of the earth
>country is just one big Jew owned shopping mall where greed and money are the only things that matter
>materialism is what the population values
>blind obedience, being a retard and kissing jew ass is a virtue
>population is blue pilled beyond repair
>divided left wing, right wing, yet people are too stupid to see that they're being jewed both sides
>Our capital city is Israel's playground
>President swallows 100 gallons of Jew semen a day
>get circumcised because dr. shekel berg said so
>get shot
>major cities are 3rd world tier, nigger warzones
>consumerist zombies who eat, work, sleep, repeat
>be hated by everyone to the point that even your own allies don't like you
>have a stereotype of being fat, loud, obnoxious
>everyone believes that this shithole is the greatest country in the world
>makes Weimar Germany look like a god fearing country
>retarded religious zealots and Christians who belies Jesus will solve all their problems
>food is shit, beer, cars, architecture, sports etc
>our women are hideous
>helping to destroy Europe with Syrian refugees
>Destroyed Germany twice despite having no good reason to
>Everyone blindly worships the troops as if they're freedom fighters
>destroying the middle east for Israel
>water has flouride in it, food is poisoned with GMOs and corn syrup
>education system makes children dumb
>no social safety net (unless you're a nigger or spic)
>healthcare is shit
>shitty infrastructure
>3rd world tier rail service & public transit
>get into denbt for college
>nationalism is civic
>patriotism is rooting for Jewish wars
>no culture, history or heritage

Ironic because we've done anything but follow God's commands. We slaughter our young by the millions in abortion which cripples the white race, we bend over backwards for our enemies when we are told to beat our ploughshares into swords, we give the non-working money when Paul clearly states "he who will not work, will not eat", adultery is incredibly high and divorces are at their highest since the 50's, and we've given ground to perverse homosexuals and trannies that undermine our society and the nuclear family.

We barely follow God at all and our gluttony and degeneracy proves it.