Uh oh

>As manufacturers try to create realistic looking and functioning sex robots, tech experts warn that these robots that are designed to create mind-blowing experiences may, in fact, blow your head off – literally. www.dailywire.com/news/21049/tech-experts-sex-robots-could-be-hacked-and-ryan-saavedra

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Death through snu-snu

>program my sex robot to be domineering cruel mega bitch who keeps me in bondage and doesn't let me cum
>remove safeword
>turn off her wifi

>implying i care

I'll take the chances.

>sexbots starts attacking you
>pull out shotgun
>blow sexbot to pieces

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works

we need a new crop of experts

also, this town needs an enema

>you will never, EVER, be killed while in the throes of passion with your cybernetic gf

might as well just end it all tonight then, what am I even living for?

>stick dick into sexbot
>it gets ripped off in one fluid motion
>robot arms wrapped around you so tight that your rips start breaking while blood spurts out your new DIY vagina
>robots head smashes into yours until your skull dents

Wow, I got to hand it to the manufacturer's attention to detail.

Why is it that everytime I come on Sup Forums now there's AT LEAST one sex robot thread up all the time

that sex robot murdered my dick !

CAN THEY BE HACKED TO PAY 100K FOR A FAKE PEE PEE DOSSIER?

REAL HAPPENING HERE
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McCain and Comey paid 100k for fake pee pee dossier!

you were just born in the wrong place at the wrong time. wrong side of history. history's forgotten child.

Newsflash crazy bitches drown their kids all the time, drive off cliff with family in car, run over spouses poison them cheat, suck neighbors cock shoot husband for her paranoid delusions. I’d be willing to bet my life they’re safer.

How so? Do they even have the strength to pick up items? Let alone pierce you?

Because everyone here is an autistic virgin and this is the closest they'll ever be to getting laid

>*bleep bloop* the way you avoid all eye contact makes my robo-pussy secrete KY brand lubricant at a rate of 1 gram per minute *bleep bloop*

your wife doesn't even need to be hacked to kill you. she may just kill your son for fun of it

wtf someone has a tranny sex robot

>meming Ghost in the Shell into life

... which would be the sexiest thing possible.
By the way, this thread is spam
>no archived link
>no source
>not a legitimate topic
>we have already had at least three threads with this exact non-news
>that's right, somebody speculating about a distant possibility is not news or politics
>OP offers no argument or context
>in fact, if I didn't know better, I would guess that OP is MSM, trying to escape MSM's inescapable failure, by rebroadcasting clickbait headlines
You wanna advertise here, fine. Pay Hiro. You try to advertise or harvest clicks for free, you get saged, ignordd, or banned.

> Part custody
> After attacking the child

That's when you kill her and dissolve her body in a drum of lye.

>no source

fake news

Funny how they're trying this angle to stop the inevitable curbstomping of feminists. They literally cannot come up with anything. Pathetic. The Age of Roasties ends here.

Meh I would still fuck her

>techheads create artificial woman that MIGHT kill you
thats as the bugfix in the first place wasnt it?

>“Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,” said Patterson. “Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage.”
How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe this shit? They're not going to be equipping sex robots with knives or welding devices. These robots won't even have enough strength to do something like that - it doesn't take a lot of force to play with your dick. And how is it supposed to be controlled, anyways? These bots aren't very fancy, they don't have cameras to act as eyes and their ability to be remote controlled is limited. At worst the robot's limbs will spaz out and the fake pussy will warm up and increase your electricity bill by 12¢.

Real woman could murder you too.

Best way to die?

{{{they}}} are scared

>still trying to scare men away from sex bots

A drunk could t-bone you on a whim, but people still drive to work.
Someone could hijack an aircraft and run it into a building, but people still fly.
Someone could shoot you in the face for looking at them wrong, but people still go outside and converse.
Your significant other could kill you in your sleep, but people still get married.

People take risks every fucking day. A sex bot trying to kill you would just be another drop in the bucket.

With sex bots the only value women will be left with is child rearing which wont be compatible with a long term career.
Sad.

You are one lucky person.

Kek have my crimea

Yep! it's happening! Sex Murderbots!

women are programmed to murder you too, they just do it over the course of years rather than an instant

>he doesn't include sharp knives and industrial-grade welding devices into his sex life

This dogs hacked happiness

I want that too

>get sex without nagging
>maybe get murdered
win/win

If you buy one you deserve to die
>die by the doll

How is that gif "sad"? Looks like it's having fun. People having fun by themselves isn't sad (inb4 some burger).

Can't kill me with a robo-snapper pussy

I would remove her vocal chords, keep her in the basement of a warehouse and every day remove one finger, which she then has to masterbate with while I hear her hoarse moan/grunts until I'm out of fingers and toes.

Then dissolve in lye

>sexbot malfunctions
>starts hitting you with its arms in a sluggish, awkward manner
>promptly pull out and smash its head in with a nearby object
>send it back to the manufacturer, getting it repaired for free thanks to the warranty
>they even throw in the complementary feminine penis upgrade for your troubles
Or...
>roastie goes apeshit while on her period
>chomps down on your dick
>pull out, hollering in pain
>she then claws you up with her nails while crying "rape"
>bleeding profusely, you grab a nearby lamp and hit her over the head with it
>"don't worry m'lady, i'll help you!", you hear outside your bedroom door
>several 300lb beta males barge in
>they lie on top of you until the cops arrive
>get charged with sexual assault
>sit in a cell for several years, wondering if your sex offender registry mugshot came out okay
>upon getting released, you find out the roastie lied about being on birth control, and poked holes in your condom
>end up paying $500/week in palimony and child support for some kid you've never met
Hmm, what a tough choice. It's almost as if those "tech experts" are just used goods trying to dissuade men from using a superior product.

>Shane McMahon
surprised she didnt body slam the kid tbphwu

Because everything including sexbots needs to be connected to the internet right?

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Is it so bad to be fucked to death?

But remember kids, you have to register your and your wife's son's embedded Googlechip with the proper authorities this year. You don't even need to drive your car there now, because it drives itself!

>it gets ripped off in one fluid motion
Who would buy a dolphin sex bots?

wow, sex robots aren't even a thing and the jews are ALREADY making up propaganda to make you afraid of them and stigmatize them. they sure are scared.

um. whats the price difference?

yeah, tell your electric car that

Considering the porn industry is primarily run by kikes, I can get why.

All men die, OP.

But how many can say they died balls-deep in a beautiful robot girl?

>Thinking they need any AI or mechanical components to function as women replacement.

>sex robot will make me cum to death

That's my fetish

Install Gentoo, problem solved.

(((hackers)))

jesus, this is the definition of click bait. Why not self driving cars or pace makers or internet of things coffee makers.

the real reason why this is covered by all outlets is because they can have a headline with SEX in it.

this is the dailywire, no clickbait there

Kinda of hard to scare men at this point seeing how the majority of men are pretty much have no humanity left other then nu-males. I would still take the sex bot over a roastie because after I'm done fucking it, it won't scream rape or can't even get pregnant. Hope you roasties got something better up your sleeves because it's going to take a lot more then that to scare me.

Just stick to the real thing. If you people left your homes from time to time you might actually see there are some amazing women out there.

t. woman

Who remembers Small Wonder?

{{{trust me boyim}}}

>hacking in 20XX
>reprogramming robo waifus to blend dicks into ground meat

That's perfect, crazy chicks are my fetish.

dont connect your sexbot to the network, duh

Fpbp

my thoughts exactly.

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Sociology Experts: People can be tricked and convinced to MURDER YOU

News at 11.

Aren't sex "robots" still very primitive and basically glorified dolls? Can they even walk upright? Seems like a whole lot of nothing.

I wouldn't worry. unless your in a major position of power no one is going to try and hack your fembot

Checked and severely underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=8Q8Ru78LVFc

Why would I buy a sex robot stronger than me?
Are multi-ton hydrologic pumps really the only way to make them?

>Why would I buy a sex robot stronger than me?
To be princess carried and home defense maybe.
Though for the later I suppose you can do just fine with a machine gun mounted robo doggo.

Best post in thread.

>to be princess carried
lol

Sauce?

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Dowman Sayman

sounds like a feminist fear tactic to Avoid becoming IRRELEVANT

Too late bitches ;)

Isnt this what feminism has done to actual women? Making them think theyre alpha dominant and murdering their husbands and children? What a fucking joke.

I would

What would be your face be if your sexbot killed you via a crushed pelvis?

>take a chance with a sex robot
OR
>get killed by a roastie through divorce
the choice is obvious

far more likely to be murdered by your real woman than a human shaped fleshlight.

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Is that how they see humans?

Who's going to hack them? Women? HA! Don't make me laugh.

it's the future user

You type like a 70 year old housewife. HA!

>Robot tries to murder me
>I hack it back and then i fuck its robot ass into submission with its pleasure sensitivity turned up 200%

awesome. killer sexbots is one of the major benchmarks of "cyberpunk is now real life"

Roasties are already panicking, now imagine their hilarious meltdown in the near future with advanced sexbots.