Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Comfy Night Edition

Upcoming elections:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
Storch vs Bushido
>youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
Nigel Farage speech
>youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
Email Leak
>archive.is/mklb8

Other urls found in this thread:

afd.de/zeit-spenden
afd.de/wahlhelfer
youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
archive.is/dfkoQ
youtube.com/watch?v=D1BMiVKzKp0
youtube.com/watch?v=ElpvkA-7WWM
youtube.com/watch?v=dHuM4zOdiq4
youtube.com/watch?v=xTvwpTGo6mQ
youtube.com/watch?v=bS8ttGRnloM
youtu.be/Q584GmChmSA
youtube.com/watch?v=7gy_fuY_Npc
youtube.com/watch?v=B0aGEKzkP4w
archive.is/hl5Xz
twitter.com/AnonBabble

For german Anons who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters, distribute flyers and stuff into mailboxes, man info booths (together with experienced guys, of course), help prepare locations for speeches, look for posters being damaged/stolen, go to local meetups to discuss plans/ideas etc.
>afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>afd.de/wahlhelfer
>youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

>mfw after a lengthy debate with German libcucks on kikebook

archive.is/dfkoQ (click ellipsis icon or "See Translation" for full thread).

Germans are a weird breed.

3rd for anime will cure the kraut of Holocaust PTSD.

:)

who else listening to /comfy/ Landsknecht music right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=D1BMiVKzKp0

Why is this so fucking therapeutic?

when are the elections? and how many years is AfD going to control parliament?

...

plz share :-)

the election is on the 24th September and the AfD will not control the parliament. They will be the 3rd strongest party and the opposition party since they don't want to create a coalition with the other parties

Jesus, this "feda" fag

Maybe it'll look different once the numbers are in.
The CDU REALLY loves having control.

Really good. Is that OC?

>tfw this thread punches out so much propaganda, it actually looks like Die Partei in here.

Can anyone post the gif of Böhmercuck killin himself at an election result?

Libcucks and marxists at r/de are blaming unfair moderators.

nope, it's all from directly Wikipedia :-)

here ya go, germanon.

>Libcucks and marxists at r/de are blaming unfair moderators
what is habbeneding?

Ich leg mich mal schlafen.

Gute Nacht Kameraden

Gute Nacht.

>tfw can't go vote because too lazy to walk and don't want to get up early

That sub is great, especially after elections.

we can vote till 18 uhr living in little village

>for the first time on reddit
>went on r/de
>found this.
youtube.com/watch?v=ElpvkA-7WWM
I am not only confused... i'm mad.

youtube.com/watch?v=dHuM4zOdiq4

I won't make it. but at least all of my relatives will vote AfD

could work out
screenshot it all in case

dude try to make it, its important

I know but one vote sure doesn't make such a huuuge difference in my little unimportant Bundesland

He's quintessentially a cuck.

Postal voting. :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=xTvwpTGo6mQ

confed fag, are you still there?

>Postal voting
no idea how this shit even works
never voted in my life, slept too long the last 3 times and missed it.

It's just cancer overload.
How can all of these people just be such sheeps?
Why does it appear that none of them has matured beyond 10 years of age?

It's fun to read, isn't that purpose enough?

it is the intellectual and emotional corruption od identity politics.
the corruption is the promise to get virtue for free,
by default-claiming the good/virtuous side
i am as bedazzeled as the next fag as to how good this worx

>no idea how this shit even works
steht auf der Rückseite deines Wahlscheins.

>How can all of these people just be such sheeps?

when haven't they been?

needs more pixelbell
great though

Restore the German empire!

2ND REICH = BEST REICH!

Kohl Edition
confed fag, on the other thread, started to implement a kohl themed meme, the idea based on the fact that the cdu ubervader and all around legend had dissed merkle from his deathbed.

further suggestions so far:

I
not pound on that spd thing, more like:
>He thought she was destroying germany, europe and the party - his legacy.
(after the 'didn't he approve of her?' bit)

II
to rub it in even more, usage current cdu election merchandise graphics, suggesting afd voting.

III
a possible different photo choice would be a scene from his biggest triumph,
kohl, bush1 and gorbachev shaking hands after unification negotiations

any artfags taking?
confed user?

It's always an american writing this in caps

wirklich macht mich nachdenken...

AFD or bust, you fucking niggers.

no, keep your Prussian Hohenzollern oildriller princes

What went wrong?

>le 56% face

youtube.com/watch?v=bS8ttGRnloM

youtu.be/Q584GmChmSA

youtube.com/watch?v=7gy_fuY_Npc

youtube.com/watch?v=B0aGEKzkP4w

SPD destroyed itself with neoliberal policies last time it held the reigns, then they proceeded to go full in on multi culti. The pro multiculti people already have Merkel and the Greens (anti-German party), the others wont vote SPD obviously.

The Schulz hype was artificial, the SPD still has considerable institutional power.

Cleaner version in case someone wants to print it out to put up at the local Swabian bus-stop.

Schulz hype was a meme created by Correctiv (German CTR) and carried out on The_Schulz

why is kohl edition important?
a lot of traditional cdu voter base is horrified, but in denial.
they need a little help tilting over.
thoughts?

sell em Weidel

Alright, I'll do it.

Got the pic?

probably not going to work so long as they believe their old trusty party is still there

Who else would hate-fuck Maas?

Let's try Frankfurt being 49% German now.

where do I get this?

Nigga can't you fucking google? Like there's probably YT tutorials out there.

may be that one?

I don't get those ppl. They don't seem to get that they're being fucked over and over again and this time rly fuckin hard

Aren't Die Partei posters the best?

archive.is/hl5Xz

Agreed. That's why I think straight-up assaulting CDU on every emotional attachment one might have to the party (such as Jesus) is the way to go.

Y-b-wh- uhm...
WHAT?!

people are not good at cutting their losses.
they need to disassociate from theyr past firmly held beliefs, wich distresses there sense of consistency.
absent of an almost fatal threat, they prefer to double down for consistency with the past
(that prob. never existed as they percieved it)

>Thomas Konicz
>writes for neues deutschland and Telepolis

but i wouldn't have predicted this either, btw.
but people accept propaganda willingly for a little peace of mind

Sunk cost fallacy, I'm sure some of us have fallen for it in different situations. It's made easy by the TV too.

Any German anons going to Oktoberfest?

I am north-german so no.

Sad!
But troo.

What city is more shitlib, Munich or Berlin?

Berlin got a literal commie government. Munich oddly enough looks more enriched.

btw. did you copy what apparently employees in your state media make as salary?
read about 8000 euros a month on average. this confirmed?
talk about media pay gap

Fuck.

hard to say, never been to any of the two...
I'd personally say "Berlin" but i live on the flatland completely ignorant to the deficits of the two cities...
I generally want to stay away from populationcentrals such as large urban settlements. they tend to be shitty culture-mashed soulless spires made of concrete and steel.

was in Berlin once, won't go there again voluntary

Berlin is europes degenerate center.

I'm from Barcelona and I was shocked there.

9 Days/Tage
216 Hours/Stunden

Wouldn't surprise me, a lot of the budget of the public programs goes into wages and pensions. Yay socialism.

I hope we get a "Dawn of the first day" sticky thread

Any tips for avoiding enrichment while I'm there?

user, in principle yes, but not that jesus stuff
(unless you have video of jesus himself descending down on merkle and given her a golden shower out of disgust)

speaking of that:
leftist love da bhuddah. the highest bhuddistic authority is, of course, the dalai lamer.
The dalai lamer came to germany in winter 2016 i think, and he said:
merkles migration policy is BONKERS!!!, almost verbatim i think.....

It was nice what they here did after Trump won. Would be cool if we got the same with the Deutschlandlied or Wacht am Rhein.

Nah, dude. just tend to stay away where poor people have to gather (public transportation) otherwise, you're in for it.
Just dont go to big cities.
Large Urban Settlements are a greens wet dream and no one is happy about it.

Hello my cousins, I have come here to say that I as a proud German descended Australian christian patriot support your struggle agaisnt the ETERNAL ANGLO! You mighty people founded my country only to have it stolen by the filthy ANGLOS. I am a descendent of one of the first Aryans to set foot on Australia. The Anglos after there conquest came here in waves destroying Aryan culture and massacring Aryan babies. I for the past 2 years have been fighting a struggle agaisnt the Anglos who have tried to destroy my Volk hundreds of times but they have never succeeded due to the will of the ARYAN MAN. Poofta anglos are trying to destroy the traditional Aussie family and it is my duty as a white German descended Australian to stop them. Did you know that the Anglo is actually one of the lost tribes of Israel? YES! They have even admitted that! Do you ever wonder why they are always out for Aryan blood? It is because us Aryan men destroyed their Temple of Satan a thousand years ago in Jerusalem and exiled them to Britain. Germany has been under (((Anglo))) occupation since 1945, an AFD victory could very well mean that the German people are waking up and throwing off the chains of ANGLO TYRANNY! Today the AFD, tommorow ARYAN VICTORY!
ARYANS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE CHAINS OF THE ETERNAL ANGLO!

Police in Barcelona is savage when ever someone fucked around they made the person regret it quickly

we need Weidelwave

Just avoid Blacks and Turks, travel in groups, doubly so if female. I doubt it's worse than most major Western cities, Germans just aren't used to it.

Is this even offensive to Germans?
It seems police enforced Schulpflicht is seen as completely normal and assumed to be the same on the whole planet ...

Thanks. I'd buy you a beer if you were in Munich, hopefully to celebrate AfD

Hell, if you could spare the dime and come to Schleswig-Holstein, i'd welcome you, Fascio-bro.

>Schleswig-Holstein
That'll have to be my next German Trip.

Gonna walk the Beer Hall Putsch route and see the Eagle's Nest this time.

Well, this isn't exactly winning the Christian crowd, even though I do prefer the opposition party with more meat. What exactly do we have other than abortion and contraception to target those voters?

Yeah, I'll be sure to incorporate that, now that you've reminded me, into my anti-WG content to target mainstream voters.

They're in denial, based on those I've met.

The city in OP's pic followed by the tie Hamburger/Berlin.

Stay safe.

See you 2021 then, user.

I am a proud white christian true blue German descended Australian patriot and I support Germany not ANGLOS just because I am AUSTRALIAN doesn't mean I am an ANGLO! I AM AN ARYAN AND WHITE! Ich bin arische! FUCK ANGLOS, THEY IMPORTED THOISANDS OF CATHOLICS AND MUREDERED MANY ARYANS! Catholics are Jews! Yes! They are only loyal to the Pope (who is a Jew!) I am not Catholic! I am a proud Lutheran and white. I am descended from Germans making me a German and I say vote for the AFD okay? All white christian Aryan patriots must oppose the Anglo menance! I am thinking about visiting my ancestral homeland (Germany) and joining the fight agaisnt Anglos!