RIP Ted Cruz

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Things got unexpectedly steamy for Sen. Ted Cruz on Monday, when his official Twitter account was caught “liking” an X-rated porn video.

In the clip posted by a porn-video account called @SexuallPosts, a blond woman who vaguely resembles Cruz’s wife, Heidi, enthusiastically watches as two naked people have sex on a couch.

Cruz, a Republican from Texas, is known for his strong religious convictions and family values stance — and once even supported a ban on sex toys.

Cruz unliked the video after about an hour early Tuesday.

A call and email to Cruz’s spokesperson was not returned.

Seriously? I heard he got caught liking porn, but ... OHMAWGAWD... he really did!

Washington (CNN)Texas Sen. Ted Cruz told reporters Tuesday it was a "staffing issue" that led to a pornographic video being "liked" by his Twitter account -- which has since been removed.

"It was a staffing issue and it was inadvertent, it was a mistake, it was not a deliberate action," Cruz said, according to The Washington Post. He added: "We're dealing with it internally but it was a mistake, it was not malicious conduct."
An aide to Cruz confirmed the comments to CNN, adding that there would be an internal effort to figure out who was responsible.
Cruz declined to comment when asked by CNN about the incident.

>denial

Never knew Ted had such patrician fetishes.

I'd follow this man into Hell.

Politicians are so dumb.
Literally all he has to do to turn this positive is say "Yeah i like porn, you do too"
BAM his massive balls make him the next Trump.
But no, he's eating the shame like a cuckold.

At its national convention last summer, the GOP passed a draft platform provision declaring, "Pornography, with its harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions."
And yet, as just about everyone with internet access is now aware, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, a Republican presidential candidate in 2016, appeared to have liked a pornographic video on Twitter overnight. Of course, it's a little more complicated than that. We don't know for sure it was Cruz himself who did the "liking" -- as the senator explained this morning, "There are a number of people on the team that have access to the account and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button."
Spokeswoman: Porn video 'liked' by Ted Cruz Twitter account removed
Spokeswoman: Porn video 'liked' by Ted Cruz Twitter account removed
The "like" is now gone. But the memory will linger, yet another headline that somehow brought together the conservative lawmaker and some especially adult entertainment.

>i-it w-was the staff gg-guys !! *sweating*

dude was watching incest shit,how is tat patrician
but what if it wasnt actually him but a staff member or a character assassination plot ?

No one would ever believe that.
It's the meme era, he needs to go full Rob Ford.

F

wtf I love cruz now

honestly we havent heard much from cruz since the 2016 elections only for him to shine again but in a bad light,i think he did something to the deep web and this is an character assassination,or maybe he truly is a jerk.

>video of pornstars mocking ted cruz
>MUST WATCH

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bump for JEWS LOVE BLACK COCK.

Wow all those Jews look disgusting

>Cruz declined to comment when asked by CNN about the incident.

Cucking your own father is as alpha as you can get

Teds trying to seed his future pussygate moment. That clever little leafcuck

Sauce on those tweets?

F for excellent taste in porn

I watched the vid and I can see why Cruz liked it

>adult man likes sex
This, other news, and sports at 11.

his fucking twitter you twat.

Sen. Ted Cruz on porn Tweet: 'It was not me'
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>wasnt malicious,it was a screwup !
so they watching porn in the whitehouse ? nice !

He went to have a casual browse on his unofficial account, and didnt realise he was still logged in as himself.

I meant the porn you fag, that Twitter pumps out so many it's ridiculous.

what is the logic behind that plot ?
my daughter is getting fucked in the living room here let me just rub my clit while being visible.

porn is bad for the mind lads.

pleb detected

ask /r/ my man.

JIMMY KIMMEL ON TED CRUZ STEPMOM PORN INCENDENT
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notice how the MSM is legit trying to shame the dude despite them pushing for sexual liberty.

Notice how he stopped looking down and around when she changed the subject. This guy lying but BASED as fuck.

I watched this shit whole
Pornhub had a special day when they were shaking the clip full length

Without questions one of the best porn I've seen in my life, blew a giant load to it

So Ratio has impeccable taste desu

Lets get access to Ted Cruz's Internet provider since he voted against the Internet privacy laws.

>porn
>married man
>wife
>based
no.

Did anything seriously happen? Missed all of this.

>implying he didn't sleep with younger girls

But in all legitness guys,this look like a setup to character assassinate el leaf rato. What did he do to anger {{{{{{{{them}}}}}}}}?

>googles patrician
Top zozzle

>mff porn

At least hes not a cuck

he dindu nuffin

>Liking TOP tier porn
>Character assassinate
The opposite desu

El Ratio confirmed as connoseur of high class petriciaj tier pornographic content

Based Cory chase

THE ETERNAL SPITTING JEWISH TURK on the incident.

notice how they use the world ''Blame''.

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this incident,how silley as it may seems, shows without doubt that the MSM is biased and is trying to fuck ted cruz over

THE NO EYEBROWS NIGGER LADY :
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>ALEX JONES
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>ALEX JONES
ALEX JONES IMPUT ON THE INCIDENT.
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>dude was watching incest shit,how is tat patrician
You're a flaggot so it's no wonder you can't appreciate the fine pedigree of incest based pornography. You will never know the joy of milking your prostate to the finest of taboo erotica, I feel for you my boy. I truly do.

supposedly he was tweeting or communicating with some sports podcast around the same time the tweet was liked? has anyone heard about that? basically implying unless multiple people have access to his account and can use it at once he must have done it but he's smart I don't see how he could have done something that stupid mmmm

we need more people like you on this board.
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>serial masturbator
kek

>Press F to pay respect to the eternal rato


Female cuck porn, no shit, fags or kiddies. I'm cool with it.

''we got the tentacle porn where goblins and monster kill people,its not illegal because its anime''
state certified animes when ?

Sup Forums has always been a trap board

Ted Cruz to pay reparation to his 3 millions followers.

>Paying attention to who else is in the room while fucking
You'll never be a bull unless you get fuck blinders. Stay cuck my friend

based

this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I have no idea how I missed this. for some reason this makes me love Zodiac even more. Everyone beats it to this shit, but we all get to join in on the public execution of anyone who fucks up and reveals their true power level.

From here on he shall be known as the adulterous rato.

>googling patrician
Fucking newfag.

fug i was offline did i missed the zodiac killer ending himself

i regret not checking his twitter feed. i thought it was too absurd to be true.

Thats not how it works fuckstick. His voter base is evangelical christians. He has to stay in line with the expectations of his voter base.

Daily Reminder that Ted Cruz is a spic

Yeah yeah commie stop shilling your leftist trash videos

How the fuck do you mistakenly find a porn video and then like it? Even if the like was a mistake, it means that somebody on his account was looking at porn tweets in the first place.

Actually I think unironically was an error of the stuff.

>not wanting to fuck your mom

I'm sure he jacks off to porn like everyone else, i'm also sure he's smart enough to not browse it on his official twitter account.

Oh man someone shop the butter statue tweet about his daughters first words being "I love butter" to "I love mother/daughter porn"

lol

>confederate redneck likes incest porn
Color me surprised.

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It's not incest shit. Thats how almost every fucking video is titled on pornhub. It's basically step siblings or step father/mother shit. No one watches it for the plot. They watch it for the actresses

I think there's a decent chance he actually didn't do it. A lot of politicians have staff who handles their twitter for them.
Of course, it's impossible to prove one way or the other, so he's fucked either way.

holy fucking kek at the end