>can't cook
>refuse to clean or tidy the yard
>prefer to spend money on maids/yard service
Why can't they take a basic approach to keeping a house or making a meal? Is this the uber effect on homemaking? It's easier to just press a button to get what you want?
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>making lettuce
Fuck yeah farmer gf.
It's because (((they))) keep all the money and dont pay us enought.
>making lettuce
Obama phones were a mistake.
I don't know, to be honest.
But what I do know is that the only people who voted for Donald Trump are rural and suburban retards who wish they could fuck their own relatives.
City people and intelligent people all voted for Hillary Clinton.
Making lettuce? Fucking niggers.
we were pretty sure there'd be robots by now. :(
>no cutting board
>horrible knife grip
>just making lettuce
And millennials can't take care of a house or make a meal because they're lazy as fuck, and like things automated. That's why they want free healthcare, free college, free everything. They're used to just shit being done for them all the time.
That's why shit like Uber Meals are actually gaining traction and making shit tons of money. These lazy fucks are too lazy to even pick out fruit at the local supermarket. I see it too. Go to the supermarket, not a single millennial even knows how to get a bag of fucking apples. They rather pay 3x more for someone to deliver it to them
>No cutting board
what did that nigger say?
probably didn't even wash that shit
>nigger in my house
WHAT??!!
Ask my girl why her whore friend is naked in our kitchen eating our food.
>naked
apparently cut-off shirt + thong = naked to niggers
>making lettuce
>making
>don't need to cook because it's cheaper to buy junk food that tastes much better anyway
>don't have a yard because live in apartment
>prefer to spend money on drugs/dicksucking service
>pure autism
So this whole not cooking thing totally explains the obnoxious obsession with being a foodie and shopping at farmers markets before heading home to serve your organic, vegan tacos on a shovel, right?
Also, how in the fuck is ordering delivery food occasionally somehow triggering for you? Is it because you're losing income at your traditional pizza delivery job?
>messing up my macs cutting lettuce on my marble counter tops
I've actually dumped girls over shit like this
America is the most retarded country - why do you people refuse to comprehend the age range of a "millennial". The labeling of millennial was coined to describe the generation that is born in the NEW MILLENNIA - IE: the turn of the century, the year two thousand. This means that the oldest millennials today are aged 17 or 18yrs
> USA expects children to maintain home and family?
Die with your rage
Why wouldn't i be at church too?
how do you "make" a lettuce?? Are niggers superior beings who can create lettuce from the void?
That's the joke. The point of the image is that "making lettuce" is nonsense. You're reacting exactly like black people on twitter do.
ask her where the fuck th cutting board is and tell her she better figure it
It's a joke you stupid ass motherfuckers. We don't even eat vegetables.
I pay a Polish woman £30 a week to iron my underpants because im too busy working. Im rich, so I regret nothing.
I can cook, clean, lawn care, basic auto repair, and home repair.
>not a single millennial even knows how to get a bag of fucking apples
Laterally never seen this.
My stepbrother had the same problem claimed to be a cook but only could get a job at canes. He was living with my dad and stepmother who where renting a two story duplex, both units. They let him have downstairs unit rent free just had to keep it clean. Anyway he ruins 8 cooking pans house is mess sink fulll of dishes with dead roaches in pans. Ice cream cartons left out with spoons still in them. His mother found gay porn on his computer when he was in his teens and he claimed it was to just freak out his friends. They finally kicked him out last week.
Nasty faggot is nasty
What kind of a retard cuts lettuce like this?
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Her ass is disgustingly huge. How do niggers find that appealing?
A nigger
>dat cellulitic, bloated, baboon butt
>makin' lettuce
who the fuck does that
Ask her what the FUCK a nigger's doing in my kitchen chopping lettuce, let alone nude.
SHIEEEEEET MANG *hits blunt and sips lean*
Then who came after Gen X?
Millennial is for those approaching adulthood around the turn. We are God's chosen generation, which is why we are maligned so much.
Black women are physically repulsive creatures. They should thank god that black men exist, because otherwise nobody would fuck them. And even though black men will fuck them, they won't commit to them.
In a way I feel bad for nigresses, since they're mostly doomed to single motherhood with some good-for-nothing shit nigger for a dad. But of course, the government steps in to play daddy for their keeeids.
>No cutting board
Fucking niggers, don't you even think about touching my knives.
@ picture
who the fuck makes lettuce? how do you make lettuce? lettuce is fucking lettuce.
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A millennial / gen y was supposed to be the generation whose childhood crossed into the new millenium. I prefer to see gen y and the 80's babies and millennials as 90's babies.
Fucking kek, sometimes nigger memes are good.
Man I wish kinky tops could just try and use proper English, just once.
Growing up with blacks all around you has that effect on you. You pick up on their degenerate lazy ways into your personality.
my bitch can, youre fucking up. All you gotta do is make her cum regularly
Because they were never taught how to do any of these fucking things.
that reminds me that I haven't made the lettuce
explains your obesity and diabetes rates
>making lettuce
good fucking eats
you mean all people react the same? racists BTFO
We wuz farmers n shieeet
>Why can't they take a basic approach to keeping a house or making a meal?
Because I work 80 hours a week. I don't have time for that shit and cleaning services are honestly cheaper than if I did the shit myself when I factor in my hourly rate.
The whole making lettuce thing is actually deep and funny. If u've ever had girl roommates u didn't date they do shit like this when they wanna get fucked. It's about finding an excuse to be in a common area of the house when their intention is to create interactions that lead to sex. Like doing laundry in a t shirt and panties when the bitch knows she ain't outta clean shorts.
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Bro the average millenial income is like 20k.
They ARE lawnmowers, cooks, and cleaners.
in english please
>actually deep
le 56% intellectual
Millennials don't have the money for maid/yard service most of the time. Actually the only people I knew that had such things were older people, like boomers and older which often had a maid (usually a millennial one, probably a Mexican one) do the house work for them. If Millennial home ownership is low then how can they even have a yard to clean?
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What are you taking about? Anyone who lives on their own works out bad habits or they end up homeless or worked to death. I think there has been a lack of emphasis on responsibility but most millennials are doing just as well as many boomers and gen xers inspite of shitty economics.
i thought milennials were all big about cooking with the youtube show and facecrook videos and whatnot without forgetting Gordin Ramsay. Everyone I know wanna cook like a chef
>white people don't know how to make lettuce
I forgot yall can't handle spice
Was she trying to say something here?
We get the joke. Women make lettuce all over the place when they want to bang. shes making lettuce cause she a ho.
Fucking disgusting.
I'm not privy to this hippity hoppity culture but I seriously hope the youth do not communicate with each other like this
Type a time I be on with these thotties
I have no idea what the nigger is trying to communicate.
Cooking is a lost art among women. I work at a Kroger's franchise, and 90% of the young, single people I see coming in are men. Granted, they usually buy things like frozen sausages, salad kits, and canned beans, but at least those require a modicum of cooking know-how to make.
I'm the only young person that I know of that actually buys shit like asparagus, ham hocks, and chicken breast.
>Cutting lettuce straight onto the bench top and not using a chopping board
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP
>Bench top
I guess I'm going to do the peach eggplant thing
>United Niggers
I saw Donald Trump at a Publix in Palm Beach yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Publix tendie subs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the sandwhiches and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and gave me a thumbs up. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
It never gets old
Nice
Do niggers stop reading altogether before they graduate from picture books?
Why do they write like that?
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I know.
I've been taking care of someone for months, so not just making three meals a day, but diet restrictions and trying new meals. Along with other chores. A nurse my age thought I was a rare guy for knowing how to cook. Didn't know it was that bad.
Are you spying on me op?
I thought they love Alton Brown too, for his quick and unique meals and food tricks.
So is it possible to find and live off a lazy woman in exchange for cooking and cleaning, basically a house bf or husband?
>making stuff up
en.wikipedia.org
'There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years.'
>demographers typically use early 1980s
>early 1980s
Why make shit up about terminology when you couldnt be bothered to look it up. You're wrong. Mellennials was coined for when you were born in the new millennium, it was coined for those who would be the first to reach their peak years in the new millennium. Those are the people that define the current time, not some young cunts.
Does "making lettuce" haves a double meaning in niggerspeak?
I hate cleaning desu. I just need a gf who likes cleaning and I'm set.
>the only people who voted for Donald Trump are rural and suburban retards
this is going in my pasta.txt file, tho, to be honest, the only people who voted for Donald Trump are rural and suburban retards
Forgot the Skittles
Not really.
Women don't respect men who take their role in a marriage/household. I think you'll find that all of these situations is an unhealthy relationship which degrades the male with cheating by the woman as a given.
sheeit I'd take that over normal lunchables any day
I love this stupid pasta.
>Obama phones were a mistake.
kek
Damn I'd fuck a black woman right about now
>people who but prepeeled oranges & cubed watermelon for 8 bucks
Hell I saw a bottle of water with mint leaves & cucumber slices for $5 at 20 ounces
The point still stands regardless.
>yo girl
>u come
>u see ha
>makin lettuce
>whatchu gone
I would like to see niggers speak like that to an Angle from Denmark. They are both supposed to be Germanic speakers after all.
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> X , Y then millennial
> Die with your rage
Quit trying to culturally re-appropriate atomic philosophies on young people
I agree with you, but Sup Forums has a major case of jungle fever. So at least somebody besides niggers want to fuck nigresses.
>pic
I'd vomit, vomit again and then call the police.