So Sup Forums can you give me some of the hardest would you rather questions?

so Sup Forums can you give me some of the hardest would you rather questions?

Would you rather wake up dead, or wake up an abbo?

always dead doesnt matter what else

Oprah or any Schumer in the butt? But amy hasn't wiped in a few days.

I'm gay so this one is easy.

> Gay and hate niggers/jews and wish for white ethno state
>Many Sup Forums fags hate gays
Where the fuck do I fit in?

>again

OH wait i completely missed the fucking question while being a fag. Be gay for life or get raped once in the ass by a big spook.

>again

How tf do you wake up dead

>141573694
How do I wake up dead, what does it feel like as oppose to regular dead?

>get raped once in the ass by a big spook

>close shave of your junk by a junkie with a broken piece of glass
Or
>place a toothpick under your toenail. Kick a wall.

The gas chamber
That means 2 things

Aren't those your two realities?

...

Cause you alive when you go to bed.

Cause you were alive when you went to sleep nigga

I wouldn't pass up the chance to donkey punch Miss Piggy

There is no such thing as truly 'touching' something, there is always space between particles. Therefore, it does not matter what choice you pick.

>thinks he is only his physical body

OY VEY! Honestly, what is wrong with based gay people? Sure, we're not reproducing but we can still contribute. Ernst Rohm?

Yeah but you wouldn't be waking up, you would be going to bed dead ya feels?

t. based pedophile

This
Thread over

That environment makes your lot hardcore mate. The emu strife has conditioned you in a way that ww3 will seem like a game of checkers to you.

Oh fuck you and this meme. I don't want to fuck children, fag.

t. autist

I would never fucking adopt anyway, too. Raising other people's kids is cuck levels im not willing to reach. They'd probably have to be shit skin or of bad blood too, so no thanks.

>replying twice and getting this butthurt
Did I hit a nerve, freak?

If I'm gay can I still bang chicks?

Only if you took Viagra.You wouldn't find sex enjoyable.

Yes but do you want to "raise them" and play house with 2 dads?

I refer you to

> opposite sex
> easy choice
> no foreplay and use condom on women with no legs.
Still get to surf the web

How is that hard? Obviously give up the women, they're garbage anyway. I'll just bang mentally ill men with aids.

>Muh logic

That's easy, never touch the opposite sex again. The opposite sex is icky. I only want to touch traps.

>implying anyone of the opposite sex would touch me

gender is a social construct :^^)