Pick 1 as your First Lady
You're now the President of the United States
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>lady
>makes first lady thread
>posts only men
No ladies there.
Man on the left has nicer tits
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Do I have to? they're cuck ugly
I pick bailey idgaf
BUT I put him on a weight loss regime & teach him how to Top better & be more assertive in bed.
I slaughter schumer & have her be served as a pork rind at dinner with her uncle.
I don't like Amy Schumer but the one on the left doesn't look too bad. A little SJW, who is she some other comedian?
I nominate my left hand. Gives me more sexual pleasure than either of those... things possibly could
Source on the girl on the left??
jesus christ.
Id rather the chick with a dick
I'd pick Bailey Jay without a moment's hesitation.
He actually makes schumer look feminine.
the tranny on the right, of course.
>not picking left
Tranny, no touch peepee tho.
Please be playing 4d meme chess :)
Its Bailey jay though
They both have the same scrunchy autistic smile
why does this vid make me aroused
i'd pick the Witch on the left but are these my only choices??
Pick Bailey, plead ignorance on who he is and immediately divorce.
Would bring less shame than willingly picking Amy Schumer
I take my own hand as First Lady
why would I pick a fucking roastie, fuck that, I can do it alone
Honestly I'm not gay but I would rather Fuck Baily than that Fat Ogre that's related to Chuck Schumer.
>Not just picking a sexbot
The true perfect first lady
>Pick 1 as your First Lady
I hereby announce my resignation from the office of the president of the us
Every time I see a picture of Amy I can't get Kermits gf out of my mind.
cuz ur gay
These guys know what's best. It's not even debatable.
Much like in the election, "Not her."
>linetrap as first lady
meme magic would hit critical mass
can my 1st translady be joanna jet instead of bailey jay?
I feel like the chick on the left is actually a dude
THIRD TERM
You're a leather clad tail gunner, lad.
Nothing gets past you, does it.
Fuck that I'd rather kill myself or pull a President Buchanan
Can I have the gf who looked like left but had a real vagina, back?
despite the popular assumption he was a faggot, buchanan got burned so badly by a woman in the past that he went mgtow
>Bailey keeps taking all her best vids off pornhub.
Don't like it desu.
not usually but I have been known to whittle a whitetail or two before.
mummy of course
Bailey is genuinely more attractive than most women, especially Piggy (((Schumer))). If the public didn't know he was a 'he', then I'd easily go with him. Besides, I'm not contractually obligated to have sex with him, or even have any public displays of affection. If they did know, I'd still go with him.
pick fat stupid bitch but fuck a lot of other bitches and let the public know she`s a cuck. I`d never choose an option that impies even slightly that i`m beign fucked in the ass
The trap. Easily. Baily Jay actually seems like a cool dude and I could hang out with him.
She probably puts my cocaine habit to shame
I'm not a fan of fake tits and I would never put a dick in my mouth, but OP's scenario changes everything.
Princess Bailey. Absolutely Princess Bailey. Think of the cigars!
Can I be the president of Canada and pick a First Dog instead?
MGTOW. No faggots, no fat jews.
Man, that's almost leaf posting quality, my fellow shit poster. I salute you.
So you're saying Amy?
I'd diddle her fiddler, no homo.
Talking about the one on the right ofc
Fuck no. Amy is just a mound of glued-together hazardous waste bags from a dumpster out the back of a liposuction clinic.
>woosh
does it make me gay that i jerked off to this
Too soon
You're posting on Sup Forums senpai. You are already gay as possible
fuck her "husband" for no more porn
Wayne and Garth.
Say it, Drumpfturds: Madame President!
i would GLADLY drill the butt slut on the left right in the fucking mouth and butt pussy.
i don't give a fuck. not ONE fuck.
I don't get the amy schumer hate, I hate her standup and her jew brain but i'd love to fuck her fat ass till it bleeds.
Come on now... Schumer has shit tier comedy. I'd rather take mentally ill Bailey who knows how to rock bangs.
the one half out of the frame on the far left with no face
I don't know who it is but I'd take a gamble given the choices
>in-ironically implying that ANY roasties can even compete with ANY comparative /trap/
Poofter shit, m8
The guy is more ladylike than the kike.
R.I.P. Roasties©(tm)
what happened?
I want to see Amy Schumer suck Bailey Jay's cock.
the one with the vagina.
no matter what.
always the one with the vagina.
top pick
>kike cunt gorgon
> >qt. than BJ
Man!, Autism's Goy Again
How bout I pull a Buchanan and pass on both
You're gay user. Just accept it. Its easier
I'll pick the hottie taking the photo
>Attenborough moo-moo mammaries
Indeed. One can literally pick a virgin cunt cûck out of a NEET line-up, by the ignorance their Oedipal complexity reveals...
>dick sucking faggot
>prefers sucking dick
My word. Why, I never!
>abject faggot shit ~ /traps/
Fuck off, poofter breath
yeah same, personal liberty right?
Cabinet #1 lookin pretty good rbn.
Hardwood
>tfw no hardwood cabinet gf
>tfw everywhere I go I only see these IKEA sluts
Trap cocks and boners may loose my hole,
But words can never phase me.
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Lexi Belle
>who is she
line desu senpai
better a tranny than a jew
btw is she planning on having her meat cut off?
Abso-fucking-lutely to Bailey Jay. Gimme dat ass.
>name is Family Guy reference
>get bullied so hard you become a trap
the life of linetrap
>eating slimy, acidic, pungent sarlacc pit -- as the deafening banshee howls pierce the eardrums like Hades' heralds
-OR-
>gently tongue an alabaster /fenis/, up and down, while massaging the toyt she-sack
>gobbling the shiny, rosy-pink head -- to erotic, subtly hoarse gasps of ethereal ecstasy
Pick one, evolutionarily retarded faggot
It's a tranny, you faggot.