Why didn't Araragi choose her?
Why didn't Araragi choose her?
I don't know. Why don't you choose a hot neko girl?
Pro tip: you should
She's a fucking freak.
OH SHIT WADDAP
He chose best girl, that's why.
...
She cheated on him though.
Because after a while she turns back into Worst Girl.
Fear of ruining their relationship
WHEN WILL HE FUCKING SHOOT?
She fucking ripped off his arm.
Because he's an idiot.
Kimochi warui.
There is no crankset, only frame.
He didn't choose anyone, he only took the first offer that came around.
A shame really, Hanekawa was like a two for one deal.
here come dat cat
>current year
>people STILL don't get why RRRG has to choose Crab
She's the only girl who faced her fears head-on instead of needing him to save her.
Hanekawa is the LAST girl he could ever date because she's the one who hides from her problems the most.
o shit
Crab asked to be his girlfriend first.
O SHIT WADDUP
O shit waddup
Fuck you.
ITS DAT CAT
OH SHIT WADDUP
because most of the time she's Hane-worst-girl-gawa.
o shit
waddup
Because rararagi was a spineless twerp. He would never be able to ask anyone out, especially someone with tits as fat as hers.
He's basically only dating Crab because she made the first move, and now he's too much of a wuss to break it off with her.
what the fuck kind of name is araragi
japans have some shit names. if it was aragi it would be okay but araragi is just too much.
His parents were going to name him Aragi, but they bit their tongues
Isn't aragi a name for girls?
i don't know. i think akira sounds extremely feminine but apparently to japans that's an unisex name.
Akira sounds like a very manly name for me.
according to wikibedia araragi is only the name of a magazine and a butterfly so i assume it isn't actually something nips name their kkids
Araragi is his last name you goddamn idiot
Cause he's a fuccboi
Monkey's a bro, Crab's a shit, fuck literally everyone else
Araragi didn't choose anyone.
Crab decided she would be his girl, and no one objected.
It's only for the next 80 years or so. Immortal's tend to outlive normals.
The world needs more cumfy Monkey
there's a crankset. the artist just didn't articulate the non-drive side crank arm, so it looks like it's merging into the seat tube.
FUCK YOU
So I was right.
i want hanekawa to save me and me to save hanekawa
Wont they like all die on him anyway?
jerid pls go
Just how I like it under the sheets. Now shut up.
Because he's a cuck.
To be fair, he cheats on her all the time. So some revenge would be like justice.
>141589835
gooeso i am nit the only o3 n3
SOMEBODY CALL 911 THIS user HAD A STROKE
BUT THAT KID LOOKS LIKE A BOY
I didnt hzve a fucking stroke you dork, I just want hankwa to me my savior and e to be hers
kek
>what is humor
>Why didn't Araragi choose her?
Well because
>Lolicon
Black cat was a spit personality of a boring girl. Black cat purely was the crazy within the quiet.
Severe inferiority complex.
Araragi will be ready for her after some decades and they will share plenty of lives together.
Then what about Shinobu and Hachikuji? Are they special exceptions or something?