Little more than 6 hours till a bunch of plutonium crashes into "gas giant" Saturn

saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/saturn-tour/where-is-cassini-now/
>they will try and force god's hand

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Anybody manage to get the number designation for the Ark thread before mods deleted?

it's not a significant amount of plutonium, and it's not as there is some sort of danger involved in this. It's like shooting a gallon of gasoline into the sun, nothing would happen.

Theyre trying to turn it around lol but its too late.

>"gas giant"
>"

So are you gonna redpill me on Saturn or what?

tl;dr it's a prison for inter-dimensional beings or demons

>plutonium
Someone claiming to be a high level Nasa guy in a thread was saying the Ark of the Covenant is on board the Cassini. Thread got nuked by mods.

i heard the spaceship was also full of tons of gold

seems legit

Is that why the sound the planet makes sounds like screaming?

Probly cause that sounds like /x/ tier trash. Much like this thread

what is the ark of the covenant supposed to achieve with saturn?

I work at Nasa and we're actually sending aliens back to their home planet as part of a diplomatic deal

>>The rod and the ring will strike

>every time mods delete a thread it's a cover up
Seriously I saw that thread and it wasn't even a convincing LARP

is it like a super nuke?

Saturn = Satan/Shaitan

OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

Saturn is actually a dwarf star that used to have earth and mars within its electromagnetic field

they are trying to create a Jewish Sun to replace the racist Sun we currently have

Give me a quick rundown what will happen?

Wat?

Wont do shit, not enough mass to cause an explosion or turn it into a brown dwarf, needs 83 more Jupiter added to Jupiter to make it into a sun

so they arent nuking him but buffing him?

the black sun

fuckkkkkk

KEK

IT'S HAPPENING

Nasa-non here. The inside of Cassini is really just a giant smore. Our hard work is finally about to pay off.

Another thread not about politics. Weird.

NEED RUN DOWN ON COMPLETED PROPHECIES SO FAR

Hmmmm, I can't really provide links but conspiracies call it "The Lucifer Project"

The goal is to create a second sun to make some nearby undisclosed planet habitable.

What's going to happen?

REPENT AND DIE WITH CHRIST IN YOUR HEART

Checked
8 days from now, lads.
It's happening

Politics is for plebs anyway

Not quite?
Look into purple dawn theory. I'm no expert, but I wouldn't be surprised if it somehow relates to ancient germanic tribes

Saturn, Satan, Saturday, Kronos, Father Time...

6th planet, cube worship, Saturn cults...

Fucking moloch, ba'al.

Read a book man.

Yes the kike on stick will save us

i just recently started to see a girl, am i going to be able to live long enough to even enjoy it?

its pretty much slapping God in the face to send the ark of the covenant there therefore "forcing his hand" so to speak. I cant wait for September 23rd.

NASA lies. Those Mason queers have never sent anything into space. Just actors, models, and CGI. Satellite is an anagram of 'latest lie'.

>second Sun gets created
>Earth warms up to extreme levels
>"It must be the manmade co2 causing it"

Well shit, I'm convinced

I hope the rod and the ring will strike soon, tired of this world of filth. I'd like to go to confession first though, after that, witnessing the Great Cleansing.

>Ark of the Covenant
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/141589614/#141589614
I didn't see the original thread, but I found it for anyone curious.

I'm sure it's a load of shit and I haven't read past the OP yet, but I hope it's a fun read.

>they are trying to force god's hand


Fugggggggggg

>Satellite is an anagram of 'latest lie'.

That is supposed to be an argument?

Isn't Saturn supposed to represent Satan? Why send the Ark there?

isnt the bible "God"=braham which is like a lesser vishnu?

pls no

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>unironically saying kike on a stick
Anonfam reddit would be proud

what does this even mean ?

>ITT being so massively retarded you think a probe can have a physical impact on a planet

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nigga are you retarded

This and checked.

Jews get their star of David from the top of Saturn.

Well, I finished the Saturn LARP thread. It's "MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO" tier bullshit. Guy made zero attempt to get anyone to believe he works at NASA and everything he said was fucking retarded, but at least the thread was short.

what is this orbit?

I drew arrows to the lowest and highest points because its hard to see

>The elite ditch earth and leave us to die on it
Just thinking about it makes reminds me of that simpsons h'ween episode where all the smart, rich and powerful are taken off to some other planet while plebs died on earth/got flown into the sun.

I have heard Jupiter called a second Sun in that kind of theory before but not Saturn

My dad works at nintendo

Mods R Gods. Sick of this roleplay shit.

I think those power packs have the plutonium in rods and it will strike the planet with rings so...?

This ain't about the physical world niggaa! We talking demons and shieet!

You people are fucking retards this thread belongs in /x/

>You fucking jews keep ruining everything, so i will not be the conqueror for you greedy fucks, but the savior of the people who believe in god
>somehow he's a kike

oh fug

I'm calling LARP on this one. Mainly because this conspiracy has been around for awhile now and that thread was only recent.

Cause they worship Satan dude. Where have you been?

I'm not saying it's real. I'm saying there is weird shit that relates to Saturn. Sure it can be a fantastical analogy, but why does the notion even exist? The fact these notions exist is why it's disturbing.
youtube.com/watch?v=iKy4RHgCh4c

Sorry, intellectual, but Saturn is the meme God of the pedos, represented by the black cube. It's true, all of it.

Looks like Sedna to me but I'm probably wrong

yes

ok i get it now thx

sauce?

Ok the Jews are behind it.

Better?

Actually it's literally labeled Sedna you retard

No it doesn't, NASA blowing up a planet is just as political as fag marriage is.

I'm usually down to investigate this kinda stuff. Thanks for the link.

Jupiter lacks Mass, if you added 2/3rds of saturns mass you could in theory be close enough to the mass of a red dwarf.

Just posting in case any stars&stripes posters from the old S*turn thread are still here.

Thanks for chat lads. Archived bred.

How does something even crash into a gas planet? There's no surface?

Will it just get crushed and stuck inside by the atmospheric pressure and gravity? Passes through??? Crushed???

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well it's the 15th, unless God is giving us seven days to figure it out before the rapture these timelines don't match up. The 23rd cannot be the autist apocalypse.

it ignites

this is all an elaborate ploy to discredit flat earthers

At some point there’s like solid metallic hydrogen or some shit

>no surface
>what is gravity

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Saturn ascends, choose one or ten. Hang on or be humbled again

It's not the apocalypse. It's just a sign in the sky. An alignment that is actually happening.

3.5 years from then (1260 days) is when it goes down.

It's not supposed to be a happening. The sign only signals the beginning of the end, not the end itself. The people who are saying "nothing will happen" are technically correct, but they just don't see what this sign in the heavens foreshadows.

Look up at the url for this thread. What I'm talking about would be 141592902#p141594387 for this thread.

preemuch

I agree with you in general, but decent LARP threads can be enjoyable, like the Mossad South Korean Plane threads from last night.

More elevens. bump

Thank you nazianon.

What can we do to prepare though? How do we get spiritually right?

Can someone spoonfood me about why they're sending Plutonium into space in the first place
I've had a long week