Are there any girls that are as fucked up as Ako in real life?
>17 years old >still behaves like a kid >practically no paternal guidance since both of her parents are busy with work and just don't care >likely lived as a part-time hikikomori that didn't leave her room for weeks before she found out that her guildmates conveniently go to the same school as her >admitted that she STILL can go without leaving her room for weeks despite going to school >probably never even left her house for anything other than going to school >can't distinguish real life from an MMO, probably because she didn't interact with the external world much before all of this >likely has no life skills at all despite that she wants to be a housewife >no other friends despite that she still goes to school >unironically wants to drop out so she can play more LA, parents don't even care >STILL sucks at LA despite having played this game for some time now >likely still a casual player that only plays LA because she's too dumb too look for other genres >all of this, again, at the age of 17
It's like Tomoko Kuroki but arguably even WORSE. I'm also genuinely interested in what happened to her before the series started. Would you watch a spin-off series about her life before discovering LA?
If girls like her really existed, they would just end up turning into a hikikomori with zero self-awareness after the age of 18, being maintained by her middle-class parents until she died.
She reminds me of myself, but atleast I'm good at video games.
But I'm not a cute girl, so it balances out.
Jaxon Wilson
Yes there are, minus the part about conveniently going to school with guildmates.
Brandon Miller
Literally, how new are you OP?
Blake Allen
>likely has no life skills at all despite that she wants to be a housewife
Of course she wants to be a housewife. A lot of women who git gud in MMOs are housewives, because that "job" lends itself nicely to wasting all their time on the game.
Daniel Wood
I arrived 2 days ago from /r/anime.
Jayden Roberts
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Joseph Harris
You have made good arguments. But I present you with some evidence: SHE'S CUTE AND I WANT TO FUCK AND WIFE HER SO IT IS OK!
Tyler Williams
But dude, pissbottles
Ethan Moore
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Levi Edwards
Jesus christ she is a vile subhuman
Luke Bell
I'm personally disgusted that you compared Tomoki to this awful character
Joshua Miller
How does a girl pee in the bottle?
Austin Jenkins
She probably uses a funnel like many male pissbottle users.
Bentley Davis
>funnel You can't just put your tip on the mouth of the bottle? Assuming you can't just insert your dick
Liam Morgan
Pull the labia aside and cover the urethra with the bottle opening. That's it.
Chase Rodriguez
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Ryan Long
>He's never pissed in a bottle
Julian Kelly
>>likely still a casual player that only plays LA because she's too dumb too look for other genres
But she is confirmed super good at fps.
Isaac Edwards
I never used a funnel. You get the gatorade bottles.
James Garcia
No, it's the "imagining females doing that" part.
Evan Mitchell
Good taste ww@
Lucas Thomas
We're all little girls here
Kayden Gutierrez
>good taste Certainly not in your post.
Easton Brooks
Yes, dated one, met them online. Cute but really lazy.
I feel she'd have been treated as a freak more if she wasn't cute.
Benjamin Ward
>mfw no one ever mentions the next frame where she says jk
Lucas Clark
Overrated autist retarded yandere
Caleb Perez
Have you tried going to the bathroom on dissociatives? Bottles are a godsend.
Jacob Reyes
Carefully.
Hunter Harris
Fuck off with your blogshit.
Owen Brown
I don't give a shit about any of that, I just want to watch a qt online gf. It's a little funny to me now seeing 'traditionalists' here demand women go back to the home. It's basically condemning them to living the NEET life (which is of course why Ako wants it), with how much easier working around the home is now.
I'm not against housewives (or husbands) at all, but I can only see all that free time compensated with much more control over household affairs.
Blake Young
straws
Anthony Taylor
Maybe try looking at female anatomy for once. And I'm not talking about doujins.
Aaron Reed
I wanna be the Russian for one of them too
Jayden Garcia
I can confirm these girls do exist. You're one of them.
Ian Rogers
The gif should be reversed then
Levi Parker
I find this really hot to be honest Someone end my life already
Robert Cruz
most women irl are worse than Ako.
Levi Butler
Not to mention, women who play video games. They're all subhuman, and I don't say that lightly. It's not their fault, though. If I could get tons of attention from the opposite sex by being an attention whoring faggot I'd probably do it, too.
Landon White
I'm pretty sure if I tried to use a bottle while on any kind of dissociative I'd just end up pissing everywhere. Not sure why you think it'd be easier to aim for a smaller target in a state where you have limited control over your body and can't see straight without closing one eye
Kevin Cox
I do think that this anime does have cute little monsters. The burning flying squids who squealed an "whaaaa" during the MegaVolcano scene were really adorable.
Jayden Mitchell
I fucking love these lighthearted romantic comedies but I need my male MC to carry the show
Nolan Parker
Just take the bottle and push it right up where the piss comes from.
Luis Lewis
>I need my male MC to carry the show Wrong anime for that, bro. It's all about the cute fantasy girlfriend, and other cute girls to a less extent.
Joseph Taylor
Does this boy have no sense of taste? Would he not figure out that what he's drinking isn't something pleasant the instant it touched his tongue? Nevermind the fact that it should smell like days-old piss?
David Hughes
>implying Akos piss would smell and taste like anything but pure nectar of the gods
Christian Campbell
>there are people on Sup Forums who don't regularly piss in bottles to keep from having to leave the computer What happened?
Matthew Sullivan
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Joseph Wood
You wont know how unpleasant it is until you try it yourself.
Jason Flores
>nobody even gives a fuck about sensei anymore
Nathaniel Ward
lol I just realized I'm use to pissing in gallon water jugs with two inch wide openings and everyone else is talking about those tiny bottles you get in 24 packs. That shit would be rough.
Dylan James
It's okay user, you're a cute little faggot to me
Andrew Taylor
Wish I could violate Ako ;_;
Gabriel Cox
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James Ross
I'll give her one
Jackson Jackson
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Caleb Williams
Post more Ako please
Elijah Long
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Joseph Stewart
How about better Ako?
Jose Hill
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Jackson Bennett
>calls people with boyfriends normies >she has a boyfriend I like this anime but this confuses the hell out of me.
Nathan Smith
"A person who lives a fulfilling real life" aka riajuu is who she hates. She still prefers online life thus she doesn't consider herself a normalfag.
Liam Perry
"Fembots" in a nutshell.
Parker Allen
Not a リアル boyfriend, by her logic anyway.
Asher Ramirez
this makes sense
right she thinks they're married
Andrew Morgan
They certainly do but they aren't attractive
Julian Turner
>And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online
What the fuck is this localized title. It's something straight out of Sup Forums. I'm tempted to download this shit just to hear how bad the dub is, but my concise got the better of me.
Adam Powell
This is what I'd assume most tumblr users are.
Mason Taylor
back of the knee maybe
Owen Martin
>Ako says be gentle >he promptly proceeds to be a faggot How am I supposed to self-insert if he doesn't?
Jace Rogers
I knew and wanted to fuck a girl just like her in high school. Looking back, I dodged a bullet.
Some of them are. The girl I knew basically looked exactly like Hitomi from Dead or Alive. She was even half german.
Oliver Foster
Wrong tab user, sadpanda is a few clicks down.
Daniel Rivera
>17 years old >still behaves like a kid
So like all 17 year olds? Wew lad.
Landon Robinson
this thread was probably made by a
Jason Hill
Not watching this show, but sounds like my roommate, except she just plays Neopets and watches sitcoms all day. Only leaves the house for smoke breaks. And she's 25.
Joseph Martinez
you can fit your dick in the head of a bottle? you poor bastard
Grayson Thomas
You can find people like her by the thousands. You don't realize because they don't bring attention to themselves, they do not have friends, they stay at home, etc.
BUT.
Girls so fucking down the gutter like Ako, but so pretty / well kept like her? None. Rejecting reality has a very high cost, you foget about yourself.
Bentley Nguyen
He's the usual turbofaggot MC who flakes out too much, but he makes a point about not wanting to move too fast with her. It'll happen eventually.
Christian Nguyen
A hikki NEET wife would be great if she did housework and cooked a few hours a day too bad she'd probably just play MMOs or watch anime or korean dramas or whatever all day and let the house go to shit and never enter the kitchen
Blake Myers
>implying any of this makes her fucked up whatsoever
to be fair, i haven't picked up her show yet but from OP's description it sounds like that the only thing that's wrong with her is that she's a bit dumber than her peers, lacks self-awareness, and has no one guiding her to success
Brandon Nguyen
Essentially, this is Chunnibyou, but more progress in it's 6 episodes than the entirety of that series. Although Rikka is cuter than Ako