What would it be like to have sex with Botan?

What would it be like to have sex with Botan?

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bone shattering

>try to have sex with Botan
>she starts screaming in agonizing pain, begging you to stop

what do?

kind of nauseating

It would be very painful.

It would be a crippling experience

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>3dpd reaction image
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I would stop. I'm not going to force anything on my sweet little Botan that would be painful for her.

Someone please make me 2D, I want to hold her ;_;

She would probably die

cowgirl should be fine

>she will never have a child of her own
Life is fucking sick

Threr is no bones on the boobs, paizuri 24/7.

It would be fatal.

Sure, if you like blood all over your dick.

Pretty adorable actually
>get a super cushy bed with the softest comforters, sheets, and pillows
>start with just a finger to get her ready
>let her be on top so as to minimize the force you're putting on her

>wanting to literally fuck her tits off
pls

>wanting to kill such a cute girl

Get out.

Maybe like with Pootan?

>getting this ass blasted

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>defending 3DPD
Hello newfriend.

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How come Botan doesn't fall in love with Ren?

I think nobody in their class is in love with her except for Hibiki. Must be conflicting misfortunes.

Maybe her heart was broken already and she can't feel love anymore. Please don't let this show turn dark

That's because Hibiki is the only chilldhood friend of Ren in their class

I want her long hair back

Is Ren like a literal autist or something? Is this why she is in the class with all the unlucky fellas?

It's because she unwillingly attracts people and animals she doesn't want. That's a very unlucky thing to have

You're never gonna get it back

>Hanako gets a cold next episode

RIP

Nah, I think that's just secondary. She is an autist m8 I know one when I see it

>she has deadpan expression
>must be autistic
user plz

I just want someone to self insert as. I need at least two

You can self-insert into all of them except for maybe Hanako.

Botan is already one, I'm trying to choose between Hibari or Ren now. I will also dress as one of them

Hibiki's good too.

You could literally become a couple.

Did that once in another anime, not a good idea.

>There are people on Sup Forums right now who haven't watched the first 700 episodes of Pootan

Disgusting

>marry Botan
>attempt to have child with Botan
>Botan After Story

Please stop

Botan would die well before conceiving a child.

>implying semen isn't the cure for all of her problems
She just needs large quantities of it daily

In-vitro.

The Unhappys are literally Sup Forums split into different aspects.
>Hibari is a delusional 2D lover that revels in shame
>Botan is a useless self-loathing cow
>Hibiki is fucking gay and spiteful
>Ren is apathetic and surrounded by faux lesbians

Hanako is the ideal that Sup Forums will never achieve.

You heard it here first.

That finger would probably kill her.

Why is Anne so shit? she ruined the whole episode.

Ren never love you like you love her.

Would it even be possible to hug her or kiss her without hurting her? What about holding her hand?

She is merely pretending user.

>Grab her hips in missionary
>Accidentally crush your dick

Sup Forums taught me that no means yes if you're an alpha and yes means you're a rapist.

>show's logo is a four leaf clover
POTTERY

Impossible, how do bakas get colds?

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>you will never be a faceless girl and romance Botan

Lads, senpaitachi, m8s, pals, buddys...I don't want this anime to end. Just thinking about it ending hurts me. Please hug me tight

I miss that show's Botan.

So me and my boyfriends are going to cosplay as the main trio soon.

Oh nice are you going to do the bridge scene in episode 1? You should do it on the Mackinac bridge.

>She tries giving you a blowjob
>She accidentally breaks a tooth and swallows her own tongue

>She tries giving you a footjob
>She breaks her legs

>She traies paizuri
>She breaks her boob bones

>You try holding hands with her
>She breaks her wrists

>She tries doggystyle
>You just fucking killed her

Paraplegic pleasure at its prime.

>Blowjob
>She drowns in your cum

You can't fucking win.

At least it's better than having sex with Anne. With her luck, she'd probably get pregnant after the first time.

>breaking tooth on a penis
>boob bones
>killing a person by shoving a penis in it's intended place
Have you any idea of how the human body works?

Or she'll never get pregnant.

>tries giving you a footjob
>breaks her legs

Or she'll get you pregnant.

No, user, she has bad luck.

>Her teeth broke on a loaf of bread
>Ribcage
>Break hips by movements
Did you even WATCH the show?

Her tooth broke damn easily during a chapter.
Boob bones was just there to get (you)s
You'd kill her because you'd crush ALL of her bones by trying to shake her ass and hips in that position. Do you even doggy?

Or she'll have a miscarriage.

>boob bones
Literally what.

>getting impregnated by some lowly degenerate
>good luck

I'll have you know that I'm a pure aryan in good physical condition with the pedigree of an above average education.

Yes. What part of BAD LUCK AND AWFUL BODY don't you understand?

Teeth are literally the hardest bone in the body, if it was in such a brittle state that a loaf of bread would break it then the rest of her bones would be worse off. It wouldn't even be able to support the weight of her body, and would have to be in zero gravity to survive.

Also you can easily do a titjob without the penis even touching her ribcage.

I'm not giving my daughteru to you, filthy gaijin.

>Using logic
>After the show shows her breaking her tooth trying to eat bread
Do you even watch the show or you're just here for the cute pictures?

Cute pictures mostly, and to poke holes in anime logic with common sense that even a mangaka should know. Just the weight of her skin would have killed her in that condition.

Too bad, Ojisan. Your daughters have been greedily sucking at the teet of Western consumer media and slobbering over the muscle bound forms of white men like Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pratt. They go gaga at the chance to roleplay as the heroine in a Hollywood film, being swept off their feet by a handsome gaijin.

>breaks her boob bones

>boob bones

>You will never Botan's boob bones

>boob bones

Anzu doesn't need boob bones.

>boob bones

how much of a virgin are you?

Where are these "boob bones"?

I googled it! Must be true!

>not a virgin
go away

>He doesn't know

>penis gets erect
>it's called a boner
>nipples get erect
>boobs gets a boner

Checkmate virgins.

Fun police here, please stop this unfunny posting.

Did that user ever find out if they have a core? I'd link the original question but the thread died in the last archive fire.

It's not "unfunny" posting, user, it's unhappy posting!

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Is this a boob boner?

Does Botan have those?

But a penis doesn't have a bone.

I think something is wrong with my Ren.