Goys, I hope that nothing will happen on September 23rd. I don't want to die a virgin. I want to have a nice job and have sex in my life.
Goys, I hope that nothing will happen on September 23rd. I don't want to die a virgin...
Fuck you mean B?
what?
He's talking about some shit prophecy that niggers made up
Nothing is going to happen on the 23rd. You're still going to die a virgin though
Go hired a whore mate, I know plenty of ukraine chick in your country now.
Or go to Greek for cheap whore.
I hope that lots of things will happen on September 23rd
If you haven't had sex by 18, there is no hope for you
Better to die a virgin than see your kids getting killed in front of you.
Netanyahu confirmed dead?
I don't think that day is gonna be any different than any other day, whats got ya worried Pole?
u r gay
>thinks the world will end 23rd
>not doing everything in your shortlist
Why are autists always this dumb?
Work and sex are both madly overrated, if it's any comfort. Death can't come soon enough, the thought of the Happening is all that keeps me going.
Lets have butt sex, we'll both lose virginity tonight, don't need no vaginal joo.
Unironically this
Kiddo, you got lots of different things to worry about.
>not virgin
>master in software engineering
>earning $100.000
lmaoing at your life
HHAHAHAHAH SMALL BENIS XDDDD
>it's another "lolololol end of the world happening" thread
Fuck off. The world was supposed to end a million times by now, yet nothing has happened. Why is this time an exception? Fuck outta here.
>I don't want to die a virgin. I want to have a nice job and have sex in my life.
Things get so much easier once you stop caring.
>not realising world is already destroyed
Good goy.
Poo
>I don't want to die a virgin.
wouldnt that be the super bonus card in haven ?
cracked me up