This man comes up to you and offers you a job

This man comes up to you and offers you a job

what would you do?

Will he come up to me like that or is he going to be wearing a shirt or a poncho at the very least?

Thank God for answering my prayers!

Demand desk next to Millie

potbellied goblins eating babies. oh ooooh oooooooh.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS ALEX

Thiccc b o i asf

I didnt know I made the cut for the CIA.
Do you have to take a polygraph?
Does going on korean sandpainting scoreboards disqualify me?

fuck yeah!

PONCHOS ARE A NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY, I WOULDN'T EVER WEAR ONE. THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THEM TO MAKE YOU ENJOY TACOS, MAKE YOU NOT MIND THEM MEXICANS COMING OVER THE BORDER. THAT'S HOW THEY CONTROL YOUR MIND! YOU NEED TO WAKE UP! WAAAAAAGH

Shill as hard I can for the controlled opposition.

God, now you made me sad that I'm not working for infowars. Seems fun. I could be a funnier Owen.

Ask him who's paying him to be a disinfo agent.

No thanks, I've got a better offer.

only if i can name the jew and and have unlimited SUPER MALE!

Jump on the opportunity like a Jew on money
It's a duty

>that body

So this is the power of Super-male-vitality?

look him straight in the eye, give him a firm handshake and suck on his nipples

only if you say globalist instead of jew and your salary will be bumped up

Reservoir wogs

pff what the fuck are there more pictures

he's been bulking
have fun having a inferior record to NBC dumbass
Resovoir Cockroaches (since they're turkish)

Fat boi chest
They look muscley but just give you a heart attack @ 40

i want that fucking bone meal. what exactly is in this white powder bone meal.

wizard!

only 4 years to go!

well he used to lift so...

Any nudes of Alex?

I imagine he's a chode kinda guy.

I used to work out a lot
I've got muh fat boi pecs now too
It looks like muscle but muscle doesn't giggle for 20 seconds when you stop walking

Of course! Can you imagine how fun must be working at infowars?

what's even the point of getting ripped when you'll turn out like OPs image anyway.

im sort of skinny fat but its a mix of defined/noob gainz. 6ft 1in at 96kg and i can bench 85kg and squat 90kg with deadlifting 140kg (i havent deadlifted in weeks due to back problems)

you just gotta maintain it. Scooby did

sciatica related, not deadlifting related since i am very strict on form

Working for Alex Jones would be a pretty fun job. Especially if you get to work on the road and film the autistic screeching on the left.

I tell him I can help in many ways we didn't think was possible, with our minds we could meme YHWH into exsistence!

this

It's crushed up crabs.

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM INFOWARS AUSTRALIA WHEN HIRE ME ALEX PLEASE.

>This man comes up to you and offers you a job
>what would you do?
OK.. but lets keep it on the down low... meet me behind the bus station and you can give me a "job".

no thanks deepstate shill op

I would take it immediately and do my part.

Friendly reminder - Alex Jones thinks NASA keeps child sex slaves on Mars.

we could start it ourselves, it's just a matter of getting approval to use the trademark. write a letter.

Good lad, only scum dodge the gym.
When I first thought I was benching 100k max we werent taking into account the bar, so it was 125k I could push four times without a touch.
Once you break the 100k barrier you'll feel like a superman, I'm sure you'll do it soon at 6'1". I'd love to be that tall, I'm a 5'10" midget

Tell him I'm not skilled in water purifier sales

(not true, by the way)

hahahahaha!

I would say fuck off Jud zionist

matter fact i been doing it since febuary 2016

i dont know whats it about with gyms. it changes your mind from a socialist NEET to being a nationalist man. i went to a community college to get a certificate in IT, volunteered in a animal shelter (for 3 days because i got pissed off i wasnt going to work with animals. just washing up food bowls and sorting out inventory in a shipping container). i even had a girlfriend and got laid and got a new job (after recently getting let go due to my boss selling his butchery)

i was going to kill myself later on but im now void of all suicidal thoughts

offer him a glass of tapwater

>Tfw unlimited water filter discounts for life
Working for papa Jones was definitely worth it lads

LARPing and being paid for. Whats not to love.

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST

Take it in a split second. I'm in Austin and want to work in radio. No brainer.

Decline, because:

>lacks self control, emotional thinker
>hes too hyperactive and easily distracted
>constantly talks over everyone
>cant stay in one room for more than ten minutes
>roided out on all that shit he peddles
>will fire you without fair consideration

This man would be a nightmare to work under and is not suited to managing people. Like watching him tho.

still more high energy and less bullshit than your average boss

i take the job plus learn journalism

How much does it pay?

Fucking hell, you can tell they're liberals.

Look at the state of their attire. No tapering on their Trousers and the length of their trousers are also too long. Their shoes are cheap as shit. All of their Blazers are too long on the length and arms. The black mans shirt is too long. Fucking hell.

I'd still fuck the shit out of Anna though.

Have you noticed how everybody takes everything you say more seriously, and wants to be friends?
It changed my personality too, it unlocked my testosterone and made me asseritive and fearless.

I'm a fat fuck now though, just shy of 17 stone where I was 13.5 at my muscliest
When you hit the mid thirties you grow a bus drivers arse if you stop lifting, like I did.