Why are all the girls in Monogatari so likeable?

Why are all the girls in Monogatari so likeable?
I'm on season two and enjoying them all. And I'm not even a pedo.

Because they're all cute and well written. Monkey being the best.

Don't worry. You will hate snake.

>And I'm not even a pedo.

Fix that!

She's certainly the most erotic.
Isn't she supposed to be a lesbo though? Yet she's always coming onto the main character and trying to rip his pants off...

>I'm not even a pedo.
Keep watching and that will change.

Because you have shit taste

she treats him literally the same way he does snail.

>Why are all the girls in Monogatari so likeable?
>Snake
>Likable
The rest vary, especially after Hanekawa's arc. The best part is second season is Snake's arc because it brings back best girl Kaiki

oh so its a thread about pedophilia and how everyone that watches anime is a pedo.
Good thread op.

It's not OP's fault that Monogatari has two god-tier lolis.

>all of them except senjougahara and Gaen

FTFY OP

Wait you like crab girl?

She's funny during Bake, and I think OP just started Nise so it checks out.

This man knows what's up
>Implying Gaen and Senjoughara aren't high-tier goodness
>Implying cat and snake are above them
>Implying anyone is below PLATINUM MEMES and failbait

>liking le hip 90's know-it-all hag
>"platinum MEMES"

Alright you took it one step too far there friendo, there will be hell to pay if you insult skeehee again.

Reminder that Snake is the least popular Bake girl in Japan.

Is Doll not a loli?

She's not god-tier.

She is better than that.

We already know that the nips have shit taste user, no need for the reminder.

But Shinobu and Senjougahara are the most popular ones, so they are right with the SS combo.

Not really, no. A deadpan, autistic, chuuni 2hu doesn't do it for most people.

The 8-yeaqr old in the bath scene is pretty much literal pedophilia, m8. Luckily there are enough mature-looking girls to oggle.

Senjougahara is great. That scene where she takes MC guy to look at the stars in the first season was heartwarming.

The bath scene is important. I hope the lolibutt didn't distract you too much.

Remember they meet and she first propositions Araragi at a time when she subconsciously hated him and his dick enough to sell her soul to murder him for touching Crab. She was testing, she'd be more comfortable killing a cheater or they'd be driven apart, then they're friends and they have this dynamic she can keep playing for fun because Araragi will never act on it.

But then she grabs his penis for saying she wasn't lewd, so I don't know.

I don't understand. Are you saying you don't enjoy the Shinobu fanservice?

Those are leggings, not stockings. The difference is important if you're fetishizing things.

If you love snake BEFORE season 2 you have shit taste.

What? I don't remember this scene I thought I watched everything except for Kizumono part 1.
Sauce ep?

Not seen this either but probably Koyomimonogatari.

Waiting on BD's before I watch this

Are you saying you like her after? to be honest both versions are kinda trash. She was genuinely the only character i couldn't agree with their perspective, she is just an obsessed psycho.

Simple. She's never going to get crabpussy, so she's settled instead for lusting after something that gets inside crabpussy.

>8 years old
>implying she isn't a 500 year old vampire

There's no 8 year old in the show

OH SHIT THERE IS A WHOLE SEASON I MISSED FUCK ME HOW OLD IS THIS??

Come on, anons...

It was "aired" via mobile app last season. Some anons ripped and subbed it.

BD comes out in June I think, so you should wait since it's currently in 540p

well to be bluntly honest she is 500 years old, she is best girl to me not even in a sexual way. shes just the most charming with her tone. that's why when she was in her "Teen" form she seemed most appealing to me, proly cause not a loli guy and kiss shot's boobs are a little ridiculous in perfect roundness.

Hachikuji is top tier

B-but I need more shinobu in me life... does anyone know any other characters from other anime that even compare to her personality?

The closest I can think of is Horo.

hmm, Mina tepes?

Mina is a loli vampire, but doesn't quite have the same attitude and isn't written nearly as well.

>And I'm not even a pedo.
You'll get there.

It's honestly really bland and not worth watching.

>NisiO will never give us the college years for the exorcists.

Sometimes I wonder why he even creates side characters better than the main characters and then does nothing with them.

Monkey is best, there is not even debating this.

I suppose she turns off some people because she is in the upper limit of lolis.

Medium size Shinobu is pretty tops.
Like, she's JUST right.

Because they're all well fleshed out realistic characters.

one meme a day keeps the anime away

>all girls in Monogatari
>Snek
>likeable

You've just never experienced real jealousy

>Killing Kanbaru
>The one person who hasn't done shit to you in any way

Mama needed to get the jugcord and smack the ungratefulness out of this bitch.

>likable
Yeah, that's wrong

Lovable is the correct word

wew

They're all well written. Even Snake, who is a hateable little shit is a well written little slut.

>implying the realistic thing to do in that scenario isn't to wrap your legs around Araragi.

You should stop being such a faggot, user. Ain't nothing gay about pressing your dick against Araragi's manly back.

literally what are you going on about

>And I'm not even a pedo.
The party van isn't going to believe you user.

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