Brit/pol/- Corbyn Edition

> Parsons Green: London Underground blast is terror incident
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41278545

> UK's G4S roasted by MPs on violent abuse at immigration centres
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-g4s-investigation/uks-g4s-roasted-by-mps-on-violent-abuse-at-immigration-centres-idUKKCN1BP1VH

> Francis Maude: How to reform the civil service – so it can cope with Brexit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/how-to-reform-the-civil-service-so-it-can-cope-with-brexit/

> President Jean-Claude Juncker’s State of the Union Address 2017
europa.eu/rapid/press-release_SPEECH-17-3165_en.htm

> FT: Hannibal Osborne offers Tories a new psycho drama
archive.fo/IIObN

> FT: What must Theresa May say in Florence?
archive.fo/3SLt1

> House of Lords Hansard: Lord Kerr of Kinlochard (CB)
hansard.parliament.uk/Lords/2017-09-12/debates/71AF5C51-1AE5-4421-BA27-1F3ADFABDF3F/UKAndEURelations#contribution-F54CDC22-C54F-4B92-BE3A-1FD6C03C42A7

> House of Lords Hansard: Lord Bridges of Headley (Con)
hansard.parliament.uk/Lords/2017-09-12/debates/71AF5C51-1AE5-4421-BA27-1F3ADFABDF3F/UKAndEURelations#contribution-866997A4-E8A9-4735-AEA6-22ED807EF308

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BAN THE INTERNET

>Name a better period in history than la Belle Époque.
Pro-tip you can’t

>Berlin
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>Paris
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>London
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>Vienna
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I heard the government was banning buckets
Bad news for your mum innit

God Save the Queen lads

DON'T BE A MUPPET
BIN THAT BUCKET

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SCUT CHECK

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Glad I survived another bomb of peace by living away from Londonstan

What shitty right wing FB meme page is this off

God I fucking hate this. I hate seeing people in a big city being happy together, smiling at one another and socializing. I can't bare it, I just fucking hate it so much. I hate it.

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Any of you watch Question Time? Has there ever been a more snivelling creature than Will Self? Horrible champagne socialist bolshie, laughs at his own jokes and then watches the audience for approval.

He talks like somebody who spent 20 years doing heroin. His head is mush.

Brit/pol/ is a doggo general

Russell Brand hasn't been on Question Time in a long time, shame that

You being sarcastic?

>shame

SPACE JAM!

Are we all gunna slam?

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Agreed, what can we do about this?

I heard he turned all his skin inside out and died (unrelated) he will be missed

I think we can all agree, there needs to be an end to this terrorist bloodshed. Many of the attacks could have easily been prevented by regulating the assault weapons used in these tragic events. It's common sense that we regulate any guns, so why do we allow these dangerous vehicles, with 4586400 times more energy than the amount for a firearm to classed as lethal too be bought or even rented by known criminals and extremists with no background checks? Not everyone needs one of these vans, you don't need a van for the school run or even to move, cars work perfectly and are more fuel efficient. Now I am not calling all van owners criminals but you have to wonder why many of these men own assault vehicle, is it that they are paranoid about the amount of stuff they will have to carry or it could be something much much more sinister, without regulation we will never know. If you need a van for a film or business where no car would do, then you should be allowed them. Assuming you get a mental health check, a background check and are cleared by your local police force there should be nothing to stop you from getting one.Now, I don't hate these deadly vans, I only want a safe britain, one where you do not have to look over your shoulder every time you hear one of these deadly vehicles speed down the road.

Had to pretend to be a (((conservative))) in a pub debate yesterday lads.

>tfw couldn't go full 1488
>tfw they still fucking hated me just for being basic bitch Tory

How do we solve the leftist problem? I've just kind of disturbed all day.

Just looked it up and turns out he's literally a druggie. I have impressed myself.

>I've been kind of disturbed

Will self is ironically probably the least "self" aware cuck on the planet, he will one of the first to hang on the day of the rope

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/15/boris-johnson-vision-bold-thriving-britain-enabled-brexit/

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/15/boris-johnsons-10-point-plan-successful-brexit/amp/

PLAYER ONE HAS RE-ENTERED THE GAME

RIP MUMMY MAY

If you're hiding what you think in a pub you're a dumb shit, and are going to those hipster 'real ale micro-brewerys'. Say what you fucking think, what they gonna do? A pub's the only decent spot you can say what you feel about anything,

did anyone see IT

move the topic onto immigrants..... then redpill away friend.

Did you say scooter?

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USA #1

Masterbrew probably

IN POZ SWAPS

#1 fatties! hahahahahahahahahahah

Is that spunk on the dog's face?

see what

Tfw Worsley docs

>there was a bombing in London today
>only 1 reference in the entire thread to it

guess the conditioning is working

I listen to Radio 1 in my car.

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> electro
youtu.be/i46sF1PcqL8

Yes. Where was the child gangbang scene. The book was wishywashy anyway. Fucking king and his drugs ey? Good ideas but all over the place. I felt keeping it just in the childhood years made more sense though. Its like a modern day nightmare on elm street...... just not as good

nice try you dumb fuck but I capitalized the title of the movie so your pun doesn't work

I find that people tend to hate basic bitch torys more than full 1488ers as if you are a well spoken 1488er you are seen as a bit of a novelty, they will try to diagnose you and maybe even listen. basic bitch torys are seen as an electoral threat and a murder of six million disabled singles mums living in council flats.

>Not preparing your knickers

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>capitalized

How's he supposed to know it was capitalised? He's deaf...

yes. average blockbuster 'horror' film, filled with loud bangs and jump scares

Flag or fuck off

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You need an entirely different view of reality in order for them to tolerate you. They're right given the Marxist presuppositions of modern """conservatism""" and both of you know it, even if only implicitly. The leftist problem can only be fixed by switching culture to a new ideological underpinning, which has to be anti-egalitarian.
I think they've known this all along. Have all debate be done fundamentally on Marxist grounds so that the debate is over before it's even begun.

>Capitalized
>z

Enjoyed it, less horror, more goonies like.

Anyone else really looking forward to the Lib Dem conference? It'll be broadcast in full on BBC Two next week. I've got my snacks ready!

nah it's wrong at the moment for some reason.

did she make you pre too?

>Bold, thriving
i.e. more nogs, more arabs, more diversity, more globalism, more mass immigration, more cuckoldry and more faggotry

most of these are fucking shit
glad i gave up on the sugary jew a few years ago
repulsive stuff

Should've prepared my knickers! Can't contain the G R O O V E

Are we Brits the only ones who say "Hello" as a greeting?, every pole or Bulgarian says something on the lines of "hiya" or "hi"

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Most brits greet with a high pitched screech of 'IYA

Confirmed Burger, exposed.

Nice work,

That's a hard jew to kick

how?

I remember when I was cool

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We musn't reveal our tricks or they won't work next time.

I'll try but it will most likely be burger for some unknown reason, it started happening yesterday.

Check my flag, ID, and the ID of the person you "proved" to be American

If I don't check then I'm not wrong

>unknown reason
Sureeeeeeeeeeeee.

fuck

no but it is on this cat

[spoiler]don't worry it's soap[/spoiler]

>Aldi bag for life set on fire
>muh singed hair

Oh no panic!

I tend to ay "are ya rite m8"

Foreigners never have any clue what I'm on

>tfw born welsh but now "posh" because i try to speak like a civilised person

The Lib Dem conference is all I'm hearing about out here in the hood
Gonna be litty

gib more plz, you're a good DJ.

>mfw my friend became a yoof organizer for the Lib Dems

Are they the big meme again? They're just going to divide Labour and accomplish nothing

>most likely be burger

Dont ruin my nostalgia thread americunt. You will never know the joy of growing up in a northern town and fingering the fat cunt from your technology class behind the abandoned youth club. WKD all round lads

You're a proper manlet aren't you?

Haven't breakfastposted in /ptg/ for a while...

Are you me?

I'll be there
#prayforcope

You should just post "haha trump cancelled the wall". That gets the fuckers going.

>WKD all round lads
>"Did you know that if you down a J2O really fast you can get drunk?"

wait...... am I you.... then who am I.... are we.... we?

Tim Shipman sums it up best.

That's too obvious

/ptg/ is the most disjointed echo chamber I've ever been in. The absolutely hate us in there. Last time I went in they started blaming Britain for the state of the US.

It works.

>Mad Dog 20/20
>R U 4 DIS REEL?£$%!@

>Just going to split the labour vote and do nothing
Not true. The Tories have the bulk of former lib dem seats and if Vince Cable doesn't spend the election campaign wanking in SW London then they will lose their majority

Harry Dean Stanton is dead, damn.

We did create them so they're kinda right I guess

fuck off sharia blue those pedes are red pilled as fuck and won't ever let the democrats get away with their racist plans

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yawn, I ain't gonna post my fucking IP am I..
Plus.net is resolving weirdly.. no wonder my captchas take an age to get through!

and no. there were no bike sheds in my shitty London single sex catholic school.

OI CUNT I WANT MORE CHOOONS

wait... what

Have a youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E