Why haven't you killed yourself yet user?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet user?

My life is great

I'm too autistic to pull the trigger

Death can wait to after I have eliminated the cultural marxists from out lands.
T. Alberto QenDa

Unless an anime afterlife is GUARANTEED I'm not dying.

i was going to but then i started watching 40+ shows airing each season and now i don't have time to

I have a cat to feed.

waiting for Nichijou season 2 to come out

I was about to, but then again I remembered all my unending backlog. This is now literally the reason why I'm living now. and having means to support hunger and rent and internet and anime/VNs.

I have long since disconnected myself from interacting offline. why do that when you can do it online?

There might yet be a Ufo Fate route adaptation with original story by Urobuchi as a sequal to Zero

I'm more afraid of death than I am of life.

Someone would have to clean up my body

I like my life thank you. That is pretty much why.

Can't masturbate after death

too busy trying too make Sup Forums great again

I'm not a fucking friendless loser lol.

LSD balanced my serotonin levels so I no longer have the desire to suicide consuming every waking conscious moment of my every day existence.

You just need to believe.

One piece hasn't finished yet

Because of all the anime I haven't seen, manga and LNs I haven't read yet.

I don't feel sadness. Just nothing.
So there is no motivation to kill myself.