Can't Fuck The Zucc

This is why I'm voting for Mark Zuckerberg in 2020. The man is worth billions and still takes the time to stay in touch with the things that matter.

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i'm voting for zuck unless chelsea or michelle decides to run

>flag
dual citizen cuck get out

>eating like regular people
Lost

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Post more of these!

Did he actually say/do that? Holy shit this man is crazy as fuck

Normal, billionaire behavior.

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>I got to experience what it's like to be a petty goy for a day, I will save the goyim from theirselves soon.

That's what that post read like to me. I will never vote for a kike.

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what if i told you that every single white person is, in fact, jewish

>mfw Russian shills and Magapedes are so scared of the Zucc they are already starting a disinfo smear campaign

Can't cuck the Zucc faggots

he's more cringe then jeb

>shilling for zucc

No, it's an edit.

cuckerberg: "people who trust me are dumbfucks"

escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.194596-Facebook-CEO-People-Who-Trust-Me-Are-Dumb-F-cks

this was my favorite from his South Dakota adventure. what a down to earth badass. I can't wait to vote for him.

Reading Zuckerberg's encounters with "ordinary" people is like reading about an alien that's just visited earth for the first time and is trying to blend in with people.

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This dude sounds like a James Bond villain. If he somehow manages to win the next elections the whole humanity would be fucked forever.

> implying he wrote the text and not a PR man who makes 6 figures a month

did he use a kosher bullet? or did he attack the bison with a knife?
does he kill chicken on a weekly basis? how about calves and moo-moo cows?
so many questions

> what if i told you that every single white person is, in fact, jewish
then I would ask you
> what does that make jews?
and no philip roth brand copouts pls

>fighting over pennies
Damn, there are a lot of Jews in Texas

you clearly didn't read a single post in this thread, friend

Yes, but what about his mancar platform?

>those digits
see

lel

What is it with people that are rich...they're too good to drive themselves?

nice try zucc

It's just bantz you fucking autist

I've got bad news for you bro.

We're ruled by these (((people))).

>disinfo smear campaign
>disinfo
user, I..

> Mr Zuckerberg?
> James Rot... I mean Alefantis here
> I heard about your experiment in Michigan
> yes, I am very interested
> could you repeat it, for me?
> yes
> yes
> so it's settled; but I need you to make a
> small modification
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> the subject needs to be a child

To me it feels like an autistic nerd that's trying to understand normalfags
He feels so superior to everyone because of his success so he's trying to study us like we're some exotic animal
And there's clearly someone egging him on but he's still so much of a weird dude that he can't be manipulated like your average politician
If he didn't have Facebook he'd probably be a neet and be shitposting here with us
He probably is shitposting here with us in any case

Smart money says he had the guide shoot it for him. He looks like the sort of guy who would get a broken collarbone from any rifle that's up to the task for a bison.

One thing is certain- the Zuck is NOT a normal human bean.

It's Can't Cuck The Zuck, you absolute faggot.

can't sneed zuck's feed n seed

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see

MOAR

You're a fucking white........ something.

This threads got me fucken spinning. What the fuck, zuck is psychotic, need to be thrown into a mental hospital