Why is Joseph Joestar so perfect?
Why is Joseph Joestar so perfect?
impregnated a 18 yo 10/10 at age 60
He has the power of bullshitting and good luck.
Also his personality is fun.
How can one resist his charms?
Though I'm kind of mad that he cheated on Susie Q
na senpai caesar was way perfecter
Because he still didn't go senile.
Because his backup plans have backup plans.
Doesn't even kill a single pillerman
because he had a good grandma
What happened to Santana anyways?
The cheating on Suzie Q bothers me a lot for some reason, do they ever explain why he did it?
Youre a piece of shit Joseph
Because he wanted to get his dick wet, basically. He's a good dad (to the children he actually knows about) but a terrible husband.
Cause hes the only Joestar to make it to old age.
He was a good husband in part 3.
I mean, from the information we had at the time.
I remember reading in Part 3 that Joestar men only choose a single woman in their entire lives. In terms of publication, Part 4 wouldn't exist for years, but in-universe, Josuke would be 4 years old at the time that was written.
I feel like the only reason Joseph survived Part 3 after getting the succ was because Araki had finally decided what Part 4 was gonna be about and brought him back so Josuke would be able to meet his father.
AWAKEN MY ANCESTORS
Because he always stays on topic.
you will never lobotomize Karera
you will never make her get washed
.you will never clean up her drool as she tries to reconnect with Yasuho, the fear in her eyes evident as she yells at you, asking what you did to the girl in front of her
you will never lobotomize her too and keep them all to yourself
How does his farts smells ?
Joseph's main gimmick is cheating in fights and gambling (see: Caesar and D'Arby). What's stopping him from cheating in marriage? :^)
I WANT TO BE UNDER YUKAKO AND SHE SNEEZES AND A KIDNEY STONE FLIES OUT OF HER BAGINA INTO MY MOUTH
Good decision, I can't wait to see oldest Joseph.
That makes sense, and I really do like Josuke, but I'm still mad
He's alright but he's nowhere near best JoJo, let alone best boy.
You'll get over it. Josuke is easily the best of the first four JoJos but DiU is really fucking long so there's plenty of time for him to develop. And old Joseoh doesn't get too much screen time but all of it is pretty good. With how the anime has gone so far I'm expecting them to add in more scenes of him anyway.
I think the Speedwagon Foundation keep him in a tanning bed or something.
Because Araki needed a new Joestar and Jotaro was too autistic to have a child.
I thought it was widely known that Araki doesn't give a single fuck about continuity
Now, I haven't read very far, but isn't Jolyne his daughter?
Carpenters is best 7SU stand
Prove me wrong
The original trilogy
Part 1 - Jonathan Joestar
Part 2 - Joseph Joestar
Part 3 - Jotaro Kujo
The middle ground
Part 4 - Josuke Higashikata (Joseph's child)
Part 5 - Giorno Giovanna (Jonathan's child)
Part 6 - Jolyne Cujoh (Jotaro's child)
The new universe
Part 7 - Johnny Joestar (bringing back Jonathan)
Part 8 - Josuke Higashikata (bringing back Joseph, Jotaro, and Josuke as Josefumi Kujo)
Part 9 - ??? (brings back Giorno and Jolyne?)
Yes. She would have been too young anyway, Araki wasn't keen on doing futuristic sci fi so he stopped doing 50 year jumps and did smaller ones, Jolyne was 19 in 2011 which means she was born like 2 years after part 3. Also Araki hadn't thought of her yet.
Can you blame him? Have you seen Tomoko?
because SUGITA is perfect
Thats probably why his son turned out so retarded and bipolar
I really wish Joseph had purple hair in the anime