You have been randomly assigned to tour Kino around your city for three days and two nights

You have been randomly assigned to tour Kino around your city for three days and two nights.
What do you show her?

Eh, what is there to show?

The ruined war memorial that people want to tear down because they don't want to maintain it?

All the graves and cemeteries to dead soldiers?

Haunted cliffs?

My penis

It's fucking hot here but I guess downtown Phoenix would be nice?

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That sounds pretty cool desu, user.

Sort of poetic in a way.

Did you forget the part where she's turned down every guy that confessed to her?

Show her the D then knock her out before she can refuse.

Did you forget the part where she's killed people?

There's a first time for everything.

There's already enough anime here

Literally nothing in Boston that she'd like.
Maybe the aquarium, but I haven't seen whether it's any good.

Can I show her the outlying areas too? The local park has some Civil War history, when it was decided that the town would stay loyal via drunken firefight.
We also have the biggest tree in the world by volume, but that's in a national park within the county. It's nice because it's not as crowded as Yosemite.

Montreal is in constant culture clash between the Anglophones and Francophones, that's all I can think of.

I could do this shit in 2hrs. i wanna leave - fuck the navy

I should've listened to my old man and joined the navy.

>the only interesting places here are JAXA and a mountain

>implying she could take me out

Show her my 1851 Navy then have her give me shooting tips.

I'm in Tucson, come bring her down here.

Town rape bar.

The road out.

My dick.

Is that the chick with the navy and the woodsman?

Kino is a girl?

Once my penis up, it's impossible to turn down, baby.

I live in an ancient Portuguese gold mining citing in one of their colonies, so I'm pretty sure I could show some cool shit to her. Maybe have some drama happen in the hidden tunnels that exist under some houses/churses that people used to smuggle ore.

>The ruined war memorial that people want to tear down because they don't want to maintain it?

Actually that looks like a pretty good fit for a KnT episode, to be honest.

I'd show her the sea wall, Science World, Skytrain system, and other stuff.

I could take her to Pier 39 or Six Flags, but I think she'd like the local library just as much.

Bars and landmarks I guess

Sacramento CA ladies and gents

Why do people even like this show? Even looking at the main character looks like he's another Kirito

Tour her around the 15th most dangerous city in my state

3/10, but only because I replied.

you're a big guy, user

Oh boy, yet another person to take to all the tech companies and shit

A nice local restaurant!

>not joining the Air Force
>not financially and career securing your future

For you

...

Disney World.

I'd take her downtown on the first day for the Tech Museum and Art Museum we have there, maybe a tour of the local university, followed by an evening at a nice restaurant. The second day we'd go driving to a great hiking spot I know, and go to a lounge after dinner and maybe a movie at one of our several fancy-ass multi-floor cinema. Third day I might take her to breakfast or brunch at one of the diners on the outskirts of town to see her off.

>Tech
This is why you're still both virgins.

My room

Rape the Kino

I'd take her to the river and let her swim nude with the fishes.

"Kya! It tickles!" she'd say.

There's nothing here so I'd dump her at the library and let her sort herself out.

Stay in and show her some anime

Some street food, the university I'm in that's on a mountain, some long ass stretch of road and maybe a beach.

You're not my supervisor!

Is that her on the wanted posters? If so I'd give her a nice trip to the police station and renew my pockets homie g.

Kino bump

The central square, the river, maybe the port. The Hermitage or Cabinet of curiosities - a professor at our Uni brings us there routinely, so we can get there for free and with no queques if the personnel remember my face. We can even see my Uni, it's old and pretty big, with a lot of cool sculptures everywhere. Also some rock bars and gardens.

I'd take her to the beach.

I'd like to see you try

She almost drank a drugged drink once, I'm sure there's some way to rape her.

My basement.

Longkino is loooooong.

Would you prefer Shaft Kino instead?

Why would you show another boy your penis?

Kino is not a boy, and I'm going to prove it by making her pregnant.

HNNNNNNGH

Fuck no

>Glasses
Yes.

Just my bedroom because that's where she'll be spending most of her time.

Nothing to show beyond Roman ruins that smell like rotten eggs because the place used to be a hotspring resort in Roman times.

A little bit of everything. I bet seeing giant arrays of commieblocks or abandoned factories would be as interesting for her as palaces and museums.
guess the city

my house

GLASSES
JACKET
SHIRT

FACE
HEIGHT
FRAME

What anime is this from?

Ore no Tabibito ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai

you forgot Watashi Koi Shinasai

I'll probably die from trying to sexually assault her

Of all the deaths this one may actually be the one I prefer.

There are plenty of cool waterfalls nearby! Even a fuckhuge cave that still has unexplored bits!

Are you from Iceland

No but I wish I was!

Restaurants. I know she loves few things more than a nice meal paid for by someone else, and we don't really have anything else.

>man

Was meant for this post.

We've got a dam.

It's actually about one third of a dam, because in 1914 some hotshots thought our laconic prairie river could produce enough hydroelectric to power the entire province.

The project hit hurdle after hurdle and had to be more or less restarted three times, until it bankrupted the city. We were in debt for a hundred years, and what we've gt left is a few meters of concrete jutting out into a river. Most people don't even know about it, but nothing affected our town more than that.

We're just a small city with nothing of importance, but maybe it would make a nice picnic. Poor Hermes couldn't climb the dam with us, though.

the Roman walls

THE BLACK SPUR TOUGE.

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE?

That's Sae.

I ask her to shoot me in the fucking face to put me out of my misery

She wouldn't even take you up on this

yeah I realized that as soon as I thought of it and it just made it more appropriate.

although thinking about it further, if she reads it as desperation rather than masochism, she might do it after all. kino is very compassionate.

I don't fucking know this town myself, I moved in here to study last autumn and I just hole up in my apartment on my free time. It's not a big place anyhow. I could show the town centre, the various other quarters of town, small as they are, and then maybe some of the sights of the sea at the shore or the bridges, but you could do that in one day.
Really, the most interesting qualities about this place to me are that it's slightly bigger than my old hometown, and it's on the seashore and there's seagulls everywhere which I enjoy.

I guess I could try and show off my apartment, I'm pretty proud of how nice it looks.

Northern Michigan is pretty beautiful, I'm sure there are plenty of spots

Tell her about The Andy Griffith Show.
I'm serious and that's the only good thing about this place.

Is this kino?

Hipsters and nothing but hipsters.

Maybe to the beach, or an island not too far offshore.

i dont think kino would like moscow