>Merkel vs. May
Realistically speaking, who would win in a fight?
Merkel vs. May
Brayden Wilson
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Luis Rogers
May.
Henry King
I think Merkel would win. May can be a bit emotional at times.
Alexander Peterson
Merkel
Isaac Brooks
Merkel of course. She always wins. She is a winner.
Christian Perez
Arrange a boxing match. Winner takes Europe.
Logan Turner
Mummy Tessie would rek that fat cunt.
Chase Davis
>Germans angry at England
>taunting the eternal Anglo
because this always ends so well for g*rmany
Luke Price
>Remember Brexit campaign
>"We love you, we'd hate to see you go! Please!"
>Turn 360 degrees and float away
>"FUKUFUKUFUKUFUKU! (continued screeching"
Nicholas Lee
These posts are off-topic.
Please stay on topic or leave.
Noah Anderson
>according to nu/pol/
William Smith
Despite my hate for Merkel, she would probably win.
Daniel Cook
merkel, she has polish blood
Jose Rogers
>or leave
You know they'll hold to the last finger until that finger is finally stepped on.
Christopher Collins
>or leave.
Oh we're leaving.
Jeremiah Torres
What is it with Brits and their love for fingers?
Xavier Bailey
Hillary is too old and crippled.
Brody Hill
Good 1 dad
Jason Hernandez
No one. They would fuse into a single Abomination whose sole purpose of existence would be to open the floodgates of immigration into Europe.
Bentley Williams
Like a debate or a fist fight? Merkel wins both imo.
James Lee
With luck they'd save two countries and more by killing each other
Henry Adams
So many salty kraut tears! Please stop I'm full..
Brtter luck next time hans
Benjamin Jenkins
May would def win a fist fight. I mean look at that dead inside face she has. She'd go for the eyes in a heartbeat.
Eli Roberts
Honestly probably Merkel in a fight. Though obviously UK would beat Deutschland in a military confrontation.
Gavin Watson
Angie
Brody Cooper
Gabriel Garcia
Merkel is stout and looks like she could take some punches. May has the longer reach, but I see Merkel blitzkrieging her after they touch gloves, taking her to the ground, locking up, and head butting her in the face until it's called.
Kind of like what's going to happen with Brexit.
Daniel Jones
>Please stop I'm full
With Paki semen?
Isaac Fisher
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Henry Green
I'm telling you. She wants some sort of interracial gang bang. That's why she did it.
Nicholas Myers
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Charles Edwards
Look how happy she looks next to that fine brother. You cannot deny it.
Jace Sanchez
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Daniel Parker
Nice Russian fake news, senpai.
Dylan Scott
Merkel is younger and smarter.
Parker Davis
May is apparently quite ill. Some user from a large media outlet posted a AMA around a week ago talking about it, seemed well informed. But if there was some sort of conflict between nations then UN would could that shit out in a snap.
Eli Bailey
Merkel is to fat, she doesn't have the stamina.
3rd round KO for May
Colton Cruz
>May is apparently quite ill.
Oh no :(
Brody Robinson
Nah, that's farage vs juncker. Are nige would bring his ball and sock.
Kevin Sanchez
Merkel is quite masculine with a posture like a boxer, slightly hunched over but I think it would be a match of stamina, they are both similar age (60-63)
mostly likely it will be a hair pulling contest but its really about who would run out of energy first but May has reptilian genes so I bet she would last longer
Juan Williams
>May has reptilian genes
Merkel has Polish ancestry, which basically amounts to the same.