Why is Shimakaze the best?

Why is Shimakaze the best?

Everything's better with a penis

She isn't.

Why Shimakaze-kun so hot?

WHY YOU PUT DICK ON SHIMA
WHY YOU TRY MAKE ME GAY

İmplying you aren't a closet faggot already.

>he can't like both
shaking my head to be honest family

Because traps are the best.

>iconic design
>follows a theme very thoroughly
>can be cute or lewd, depending a person's preferences
>somewhat unique personality

It's very obvious that more love was put into her design than any other shipgirl, which makes it all the more bizarre when Kadokawa constantly sidelines her so hard.

because reasons

It's the SPEED

>>can be cute or lewd
This is quite literally the best trait you could ever give to a character.

I expected her to be the main character in the show or something

Shimakaze-kun is a miracle of this universe, no homo

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sauce

I see her torpedo.

>her

Can someone tell me how the Shimikaze trap meme started, as far as I can see nowhere in the original lore it's implied that she's a boy or something like that, what made doujinshi artist start drawing her as a trap?

Your point?

Same thing as always, user. Faggotry.

Fuck off faggots

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The one getting all bothered is male. 2nd from right.

Yes we fuck.
Shimakaze preferably.

Some director or producer or something (who iirc was known for cosplaying characters) crossplayed as her for some event and it's been doujin meme magic ever since.

There is no way you're not getting banned for that.

Memes is one helluva drug.

One of these days I'm going to get a full body wax and cosplay Shimakaze, and get around to playing or watching Kancolle so I don't feel guilty doing it.

It's completely worksafe, dude.
The moral police needs to fuck off back to r3ddit.