Com on get dat nues.
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Christ, it makes even less sense than when it's written.
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This shit is a gold mine.
All I hear is
"BOBONDONODONBONWEEBODO...refigees....DINGGINYOBOBO"
Try working with these crazy african niggers. They talk like this all the time. Any hospital you will find them diversity hires.
I like bbc.com a lot more now that it reads like a Fela Kuti album.
Whenever I feel sad I look at this site and laugh. The news - unironically written in retarded babyspeak.
Now what do i do, nom?
Dank yu man. Dis stori sure to make me a many new fren
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Okay now that shit is hilarious.
>that mute button
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OMFG for real? The attention to detail fucking lols
fullscreen button says "make am big"
>Make you get code wey de inside
I am dying dude.
We must have pidgin threads daily
I can feel my blood pressure fall with every kek
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>Infomate fit dey inside here.
>after im sick for very long time
wat don dey may ne by dis?
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>don die
>die at 70
what happen
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NO! Dey no am da condom use!
>TREAT YO SELF
Bamf for dey laffs.
mi side be bruk
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>Police arrest di 35-year-old mama of five pikin for one raid wey dem do inside one neighbourhood after thief people go rob for there.
>Wen dey carry all of dem wey police arrest go court, Miriam no understand di question wey di Judge ask am. Dis na wetin happen :
>"Wetin be your plead? Guilty or not guilty?"
>"Wetin? I no sabi di thing wey you talk."
>"You dey guilty? Abeg answer."
>"Yes sir."
>Miriam give di wrong answer because she no go school to know wetin di word "Guilty" mean and nobody dey around to translate for am.
"I do know that people value the contribution that Nigerian students make to the UK" is rendered as pic related.
THEY BE THAT IS UH THE IMPACT OF THE NIGGER IS ALREADY QUEER IF HE IS UH THA NIGGER IS UH THA UH NIGGER DA BA DOO WOP DEE DUM LA BUNGA NIGGA
Nice I love this is still going a bit lol.
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he ded