Wake up

>wake up
>see this

What do?

Fuck it.

Accept the fact that ribbon bondage is my new fetish whether I like it or not. I'm probably going to get killed by a witch soon enough, anyways.

Impregnate and take responsibility.

Yell out loud, "IT'S MUMI TIME" then have sexual intercourse with her if you know what I mean.

Tell her I'm saving myself for marriage.

Touch the cat ears.

I will politely request that she ditch the glasses, though.

Inform her that I've had trouble controlling my bowels when I wake up lately. I'd then suggest she get off so that I may excuse myself to the toilet lest we both suffer unfortunate consequences.

Wake up.

Ask here wheres her alien pussycat, I want to become a mahou shoujo too.

>glasses
Saged and hidden.

offer keki.

Whose glasses are those?

play Tetris.

Keep myself calm and not to lose my head with the situation.

I may tell myself: "This is not my beautiful house!"

and I may tell myself: "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!"

...

same as it ever was

>"Yet another unfamiliar ceiling..."

Give her the head.

We're not eating cakes in the bed again, Mami-san.

Receive head

>there are people who exist in the world who don't think that Mami and Sayaka are the two best megucas

Now that's just asking to get shot in the soul gem by Mami.

Ask her if she'd like to crash at my place.

Reach to her and remove the cat ears from her head, because cat ears are stupid, then proceed to fuck.

pat its head

aw, fuck yeah, I won live and celebrate fucking mami.

I had fucking 8 gigs porn with her.

...

Tell her to take those ugly glasses off if she wants me to fuck her.

>there are people who exist in the world who frog post

You guys say you would fuck her but do you really think Mami would want to fuck someone far older then she is?

Shit taste.

delet

Pull her drills.

I ask her where is Black Hanekawa.

...

Wake up again

>glasses

Good taste

>cat ears

Babby's first fetish, entry level otaku garbage, so shit taste, come back when you grow up.

Wrap arms around
Pull in close
Hug tenderly

>entry level

Terrible meme, please move on to the next one

Big tits and cat ears make it extra sophisticated, you uncultured swine.

Try to maintain the sleep paralysis for as long as I can

...

>big tits
>sophisticated

Pick one

With cat ears it is.